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To start out this post, I’d like to say, while this is a Xisuma fanart it's for my Godly au! So if you're confused that's why. They dont look like this all the time in the actual story, they’ll look closer to his mc skin! But this is what their deity form looks like. Also in this au, Xisuma goes by They/Xey pronouns!
It can be looked at with or without the story below! But if you're looking to follow along with the lore, this is going to be one of the first stepping stones for said lore. But with that, hope everyone has a good day anyways <3<3
Our journey into this new world will start with one man, well, one being would be more accurate to say. And for once, our story doesn't start at the beginning of time, oh no, It starts in the time of 1.8, 8 updates since the universe has formed life.
In this update, we find ourselves watching a being who has just appeared for the first time. The universe does not give them much information on who they are, but they do give them some help.
Before entering a world, this being's shapeless body floats in the void, an eldritch-like being before them. They spoke few words;
“You, my little one, are not a normal player, you are much more than that. You are powerful, but your purpose will be your journey to discover. Once you find it, you’ll know…Dont second guess your instincts. As for what you’ll be called…The name the ones who follow you will say…Jiemba… But the name you choose and wear proudly is up to you”
And with that, this newly formed player is left alone as the bigger mysterious entity fades away, and a chat box full of letters, numbers, and symbols pop up in front of the player. And with some time to decide, they choose a name for themselves…
XisumaVoid.
For a while, Xisuma travels the lands on xeir own, making a few friends here and there, still struggling to find xeir defined purpose, but still trying to make the most out of the cards they were given. They learned quickly that xey had to hide their powers from others, learning just how much stronger and godly xey were compared to a normal player.
But, through ups and downs, they stood strong and did eventually find out what xey deem to be xeir purpose. Of course, it could adjust or be added onto later in their life, but they determined that this, this felt right to them…
One frightful night Xisuma sat in a half-assed shack with a buddy, they can't remember their name for the life of them now, but Xisuma has just treated the wounds of the other, wounds caused by the hordes of mobs outside the walls. But Xisuma was more worried about the one in front of him than out there.
“Its-its my fault X! I wanted to come out tonight, but now-now R is nowhere to be seen- you almost got hurt- Look what I've done! Im so st-” Xisuma gently put a hand on their head, silencing the other, taking the hands of the other once they quieted a bit.
“Hey, listen. I know tonight has not been a good night but let's not go throwing around blame like this so quickly. We all agreed in the end, and we didn't have control over this” Xisuma gently squeezed their hands. The other took a moment before puffing out their chest and nodded firmly. Shakily getting to their feet they pulled out an axe.
“Thanks, X, I really needed that, let's go find out friend!” And that they did. At the end of the night, they all did manage to get back to their homes safe and sound. But the week following was not a pleasant one. Everyone seemed to have their moods dampened, and their spirits drained, and X wasn't having it.
So one-day Xisuma called a meeting, hiding out in the backroom as the others got there. And it seemed this bad week had taken its toll, as a fight quickly broke out. X, in a panic and half-finished costume, rushed out to stop the commotion and xey actually did. But not in the way xey expected to.
As X ran out, quickly saying things to try and de-escalate the fight, he failed to realize his voice changer on a higher pitch than normal. That alongside the derpy and childlike costume of a creeper, was enough to startle a laugh out of someone. And after a few more moments, everyone was laughing. But, not at Xisuma.
One came up to xem, telling them about the voice changer, and asked him what exactly he was doing. But Xisuma couldn't say anything for a moment, this, this event was like something just unlocked within xem. That piece they've been looking for since they were created.
The laughter, the joy he has caused, it smothered him, smothered and filled the air. It was as if it banished all the negativity that was there beforehand, and… it felt nice. No, this feeling felt intoxicating, it feels like everything Xisuma ever wanted. And they have flashbacks to when they were first made.
‘...your purpose will be your journey to discover. Once you find it, you’ll know…Dont second guess your instincts…’
And Xisuma didn't, he didn't second guess this feeling. From this point on, xey went on living life a new way, not too different from what it was before, but with a new strive. Xey felt empowered, like xey finally belonged and xey knew why they did! They discovered more of themselves and their powers, they even discovered a new home….Hermitcraft.
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I just googled it and it’s a myth? But I never even heard of the pineapple thing. I just remember in Biology class when we were doing Human Growth and Development someone asked the teacher if pineapple makes your semen sweet.
But also lol what “Put something up there you shouldn’t have?” because it came right after that first question I like initially thought she was asking if she put a pineapple up there lmao