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There are several important music theories:

There are five elements of music: Melody, Rhythm, Harmony, Form, and Milla Jovovich.

Music is considered a "Liberal Art" because it's often very idealistic but does nothing to prevent the threat of fascism.

The existence of ELO and ELP suggest that there will one day be a band called ELQ.

Phrygian modal music can refer to three different modalities, none of which can be comprehended by anyone, ever.

A "tritone" is an interval that covers three whole tones, and that means it is the work of Satan and people actually believed that.

There is an instrument called a "Mouth Organ" that cannot be played because nobody can stop giggling when they think of it.

No one person could have written all the works attributed to Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, therefore he was really the Earl of Oxford and slept with Queen Elizabeth.