Jul 15
Stolas doing paperwork while Blitzø watches him like a lovesick teenager
Stolas: Blitzø, what are you doing?
Blitzø: oh just bird watching
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Stolas doing paperwork while Blitzø watches him like a lovesick teenager
Stolas: Blitzø, what are you doing?
Blitzø: oh just bird watching
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Things from an abandoned project pt.1
I'm honestly worried about how Blitz will take it if they try to do it but Stolas's PTSD makes it appear as though he's rejecting Blitz, so I'm hoping that Blitz will instead try to comfort Stolas and see what's wrong vs assume the worst of Stolas's actions. :(
When I'm alone and I get hungry, the dramatics only get worse from there. ;)
This is based on a true story. ;)
Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(The I.M.P. gang agrees to take a risky job that has everyone but Blitz wary, so he decides to motivate them the best way he knows how)
Blitz (Tells the group): We're not just doing this for money.
Moxxie (Quirks his eyebrow and goes): Huh?
Blitz (Emphatically adds with his fist raised): We're doing it for a sh*tload of money!
Everyone else (Nods in agreement that that is a good motivator)
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(After meeting Fizzarolli, Asmodeus is curious to know more about him, so he finds some videos of Fizzarolli performing before the accident)
Asmodeus (Continues to watch with intrigue and says to himself): This better not awaken anything in me.
(Fast forward to present where Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are deeply in love and living together with nine quieves)
Oh Millie, you better have told Moxxie at least that you're pregnant because the longer this goes on, the more I fear of what will happen when the truth comes out. O_O ;_;
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I did get this line from "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," but with that expression on Blitz's face and given what's going on in the scene, it seemed appropriate. ;) XD
I'm looking at you unskippable ads. >:(
Not sure if I made this one before, but the sentiment is very much them. -_-
Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Blitz is recovering from an injury and asserts he doesn't need help despite breaking things while handling things himself, so Moxxie locks Blitz in the closest to teach him a lesson about asking for help)
Moxxie (Matter-of-factly tells him through the door): You know, you can't spell "Independent" without "Dependent."
Blitz (Angrily hits the door and growls): And you can't spell "Go f*ck yourself" without "F*ck you!"
Moxxie (Quickly backs away, doubting if this was actually a good idea)
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(Ozzie's is really thumping tonight as the after-party for the employees rages on)
Asmodeus (Gazes around before leaning towards Fizzarolli and loudly going): This is the hottest party we've ever had!
Fizzarolli (Nods in agreement and yells back): I know! It's pretty dope!
Asmodeus (Gets serious and tells him): No! I mean it's dangerously hot! Our air-conditioning system wasn't built for this gay a party!
Fizzarolli (Stares at Asmodeus in bewilderment at how that's even possible)
The stages of karma coming for you. ;)