#hellua boss

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You breathe a sigh of relief at the sight of Stolas saving Blitzø. 

"What in Lucifer's Hell is this?" Satan roars, almost crushing his anger management demon with his other hand since hurting you was a big "no, no".

You take this chance to fly over to Blitzø to release him of his chains while Stolas announces that he'll explain everything the only way he knows how, which is through song. Vassago seems to be the only demon pumped about it, but I mean it's an animated musical. What are you gonna do?

Satan rolls his eyes but allows it as the piano magically echoes in the court hall. You return to your throne chair to watch Stolas ballade:

"I came down just as soon as I heard, of the imp stood accused of a devilish crime~"

"Could it be that a worm such as this half a brain could concoct such a plot so sublime?"

The sins, including you and even Bellphegor who awoke for a milli/minute, perked up at what Stolas was implying. How can an imp like Blitzø be the mastermind of such a scheme on this huge of a scale without help? 

"Does this fool deserve the flame?"

"Or is someone else to blame?"

"Like who, you ask?"

"Some kind of mastermind, a mind behind the plan~"

"Some villain's grand design, to use the book to breach the world of man~"

"Could he be roaming free scheming more mastermindery?"

Stolas is now singing within the crowd to make the song more intense and interactive, you guessed, but you wonder if "mastermindery" is even a word? You don't really care because the song is actually good along with Stolas's usage of his owl shadow. 

"Will he rest?"

"Who knows what he may unleash~"

"Next, do you execute this little wretch?"

"Pat yourself on the back, close the case~"

"Let this imp take the blame, take the fame, let his name light a fire in the hearts of his race~"

"Why it's more than I can bear, I must make all of Hell aware~"

"Oh my Daddy Lucifer, he can't be..." You fly down a seat between Asmodeus and Beelzebub to get closer as the two sins look at you with confusion.

"Can't what?" they question, but they soon realize the same thing that Stolas is about to do for Blitzø.

"Fuck it!"

"I am the mastermind~"

"The hand that holds the strings~"

"No simple imp of mine could master the disaster~"

"Oh, it stings that you thought, you had caught the schemer of the schemes I wrought~"

"I confess, it was me and I have no regrets~"

It then seemed to Stolas that it was only Blitzø and him (oddly the reaper too) in the room, but you were all still there listening to Stolas's confessions of a crime turn into one of love:

"I have regrets~"

"Why am I throwing my freedom away for this idiot?"

"What have you done?"

"I would rather be dead than live life/I can't live life~"

"Without you by my side~"

"So if it keeps you alive~"

"What are you doing?" Blitzø cries, desperate for Stolas not to throw his life away for him. "I don't deserve this!" 

Your heart broke for the two lovers, as this was now more intense than an episode of Duckling and the Restless. Hearing your sniffles, Asmodeus pulled out a tissue box and wiped away your tears for you. 

"Don't cry little princess, b-because you'll make me start." It was your turn to fly up and brush away his tears. It was a very emotional scene and it made all the anger you felt earlier about Alastor vanish. You just wanted to be with him right now....and still get railed but hold him so tightly he's begging to breathe like that one time...

"I am the mastermind, the master of my fate~"

"I realized too late~"

"Sure as the stars have shined~"

"I'll give my life/don't give your life/to clean the slate~"

"You're my light~"

"You're my heart~"

"Only death can rend our love apart~"

Where you found it to be a beautiful performance, Satan found it to be amusing. "Well, isn't that adorable? We have been betrayed by one of our own. A Goetic demon." he slowly stands from his throne. "Your hubris has gotten the better of you, Prince Stolas."

"I am the mastermind and here I am the law~"

"He is the law"

"I've ruled the endless dark, since long before the golden angel's fall~"

"Excuse me? Did he really just - in front of me too." Your jaw dropped at the overgrown lizard's audacity to say he came before your father, like he was more powerful than your angelic, former arc angel father. The sins beside you nod, rolling their eyes at Satan's inflated ego. 

"So you see, next to me your plans all look so small~"

"Little mice~"

"When you break my rules you pay~"

"The~"

"Price~"

Satan set Blitzø free and Stolas was now in a similar position he was in, collared and chained to the death stone. The Sin of Wrath marked Stolas as a disgrace to his kind and it became real to Blitzø that this was about to be the end for him. You watched him plead for Stolas not to take his place but the doors were shut on him and his family. Stolas remained alone at the mercy of you all in the court. 

He bowed his head, waiting for the axe to fall yet it seemed to be taking some time...was it always this slow when you're about to meet your death?

"Uh... What are you doing?" 

Stolas blinks owlishly at the big, red dragon. "I mean, aren't you going to, you know," He makes a slice motion along his neck. "Execute me?"

"HA! Aw, no, course not. You are a Goetia."

"But I committed a heinous crime."

"Yeah, you did. But, you are demon royalty, so...your life has actual worth." The literal twitch in your eye that is happening. It is taking all your patience and grace to not explode on this lizard fuck (he would probably like that). 

"So..can I go now?"

Satan bursts into fits of laughter, "What? You can't-can't go-" he calms himself to continue seriously, "No. Ooh, ooh. No, no. You definitely fucked up. We just need to figure out a fitting punishment for you.

"Might I suggest something, your majesty?" 

"Oh great, this frozen pea-size cock is still here." You scoff, ignoring the glare it gives you. 

It continues to speak anyways, "I think you should banish this shameful excuse for a prince and allow someone else to take over his legions. Considering the heir isn't yet of age, I'd be happy to volunteer. After all, I'm basically everything he is, but *throat clear* not a deviant piece of shit!"

"You still want to fuck your sister though, frozen perv!" You holler, causing the audience to whisper among themselves.

"She is the princess, so she must be right."

"That's gross."

"I can't trust a perv, especially a frozen one."

"At least fuck your 3rd cousin."

"No, Paul that's...that's still not right."

You offer wannabe Elsa a sarcastic smile, while Satan shrugs his shoulders. "That works."

"But also, your fiery honor, that Goetia was spreading false information whether he knew it was or not. So, he basically lied to you and potentially made you look like a fool." 

Satan snarls at the frozen prick who cowards in terror, melting from the heat of the dragon's smoke, "I hereby strip Stolas of his status, his power, and his title." It gets over the fear of Satan to do a victory dance until Satan says, "For the next 100 years and the lying sister-fucker has to wait at least 2 months until benefiting what was stripped of you."

"Oh motherfuck! Seriously?"

"HA! That's what you get, you dirty bitch!" You don't even care about looking polished at this point. You were just excited that karma was working on someone other than you.

........

Unknown to you, Lucifer was watching the trial at home in his workshop. He was telling the ducks how proud he was of his little girl for standing up for her friend and doing so well in court. He actually wished he had come for that musical number but he felt his eyes water at the fact that his little duckling was growing up.........however, he did not like the way Wrath was eyeing his daughter and spreading rumors so he will have to handle that.

........

Honestly, you feel bad for Stolas and how defeated he looked. It broke your heart to see him crushed over the fact that he wouldn't be able to see his daughter again.

Satan rules that the case is adjourned and throws Stolas out the same door Blitzø was thrown out earlier. All the witnesses disperse for lunch as you fly towards the doors where Blitø and Stolas were to speak with them. Then a giant clawed hand blocks your path. 

"Princess (Y/N)." Satan clears his throat, seeming slightly nervous around you. "I was wondering if you would like to join me for lunch?"

You cringe at how awkward this is, "Uh...yeah see no offense but I kind of have a date with my fiancé right now and you're literally old enough to be my dad." At the mention of your father you remember what Satan sang and bopped his snout shocking him. No one has ever dared to do such a thing to him. "Keep my dad's name out of your fucking mouth or I'll make your chakra never aligns properly." You exit with a huff, and Satan is stunned, dazed and infatuated even more by you. 

"Blitzø!" You cry, ramming your body against his. "I was so fucking worried about you, idiot!" You slap the shit out of him, before pulling him in for another suffocating embrace.

"Owch! Hey, calm down princess, I'm okay." His eyes soften when they see your puffy, red ones. "I'm fine." He pats your head gently. 

"Yeah, thanks to Stolas." You frown seeing how forlorn Stolas was that you couldn't help but give him a hug too. It surprises him, yet he melts into it needing one. "I'm so sorry, Stolas, that I couldn't help you more."

"No, it was my own fault. You helped enough by informing me of the trial."

"You're the one who told him about the trial?" A noisy voice inserts itself, as you pull out of your embrace with Stolas to see Moxxie, who you've never officially met out of Blitzø's crew. 

"Yeah, I kind of forgot I had his number so you guys might have actually died back there." You rub your neck in embarrassment at the deadpan look he gave you. 

"As if. That red bitch has such a hard on for you, I bet if you offered to suck his dick he would have let us all go." Blitzø scoffs, making a cock sucking motion. You roll your eyes, and smile since you know he was just trying to brighten the depressing mood surrounding you all. 

"I can't really go around sucking dicks that aren't my future husband's." You flash your engagement ring to him and everyone gasps at how beautiful it is. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona (who is like a niece to you) congratulate you and Stolas is just happy that someone else is getting a better marriage than him. Blitzø is silent and it worries you. "You okay, Blitzø?"

"No, no, I am not okay! How can this fucker marry you before asking for my perimission? My blessing!?" 

"Uh...because you're not my dad?"

"Like hell I'm not! As your best friend I get partial custody of you and that reindeer pervert better realize that." 

"I'll have to tell him tonight when I see him." You giggle at Blitzø's jealousy. Your shadow taps your shoulder to signal to you that you need to get going soon to meet Alastor. "I have to leave but Stolas if you need anything, even for your daughter, you have my number. Don't hesitate to call if you need an escape from Blitzø either."

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This is from my fic 𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲 (chapter 9 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺)

Honestly Hell never really changed much, unless you went to another ring. But Beelzebub was never one to waste an opportunity. So when summer ended on the mortal plane, she would throw another huge party for the sake of getting sloshed all over again. Having gotten some premium stuff this time around, she called all of her favorite babes and bitches to her private beach in the Envy ring.

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