#headmaster dumbledore

Albus: We need an adult!

Severus: Albus, you are an adult!

Snape: yes?

Dumbledore: *lifts his robe and shows Snape his legs in backseam pantyhose*

Dumbledore: how are my seams?

Snape: *sigh* invisible under the robe as always

Snape: thank gods

Dumbledore: but are they aligned

Snape: *sigh* as always

Dumbledore: Narcissa Malfoy writes in her Weekly Style column in the Quibbler that the backseams should be always straight

Snape: does she now

Snape: we are exactly the opposite of straight, headmaster

Dumbledore: I was talking about the seams

Snape: it could probably help to legthen the legs if you wore some shoes fitting that look

Dumbledore: *looking at his worn out baby blue suede cowboy boots covered in old glitter* what’s wrong with my favourite shoesies?

Snape: *sigh*

Dumbledore: it’s the colour, isn’t it

Snape: *sigh*

Dumbledore: thanks Merlin I am not wearing my mini

Dumbledore: I mean my minirobe tonight

Snape: yeah thank Merlin

McGonagall: oooh I see I am not the only one reading Cissy’s column

Snape: you too?

McGonagall: *lifts her robe showing tights with backseam and laced purple high heeled boots*

Snape: I thought you looked taller

McGonagall: it’s the shoes, Severus

Snape: *sigh*

Snape: I know

McGonagall: you’d know it if you re-

Snape: *lifts his robe, showing the same backseam tights and shiny black high heel stiletto pumps*

Snape: I KNOW

Thank you, MICHAEL GAMBON for giving us the greatest wizard of all time, ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFRIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE.

Wizards raise your wands.

WE WILL MISS YOU, PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE.

WE WILL MISS YOU, MICHAEL GAMBON. YOU TERRIFIC ACTOR.