#headcannns

arcane headcannons to quench my thirst :) enjoy hoes

Silco

-He’s pretty good

-8 inches, curves to the left

-very well groomed

-fucks like a god (only from previous experience that minx lol) 

-expect rough yet slow strokes

-he is definitely a switch but preference to top

-i feel hes the type to be more of a dominant lover and want to have control. 

-call him sir, it just does t for him

-has a thing for knives and shibari

-likes to bite or be bitten(he cant explain it that feral mf)

-will consider bottoming but has to lay down very strong, non-negotiable groudn rules 

-very whiny and gasoy when he bottoms

-”O-Oh! Fukc, dont blow- OH!”

-falls asleep about half an hour after. 

-not the best at aftercare but will try his best

-overallscore 9.5/10

Sevika

-of course she knows how ot fuck after how much time she spends at that damn brothel….

-she is skilled with her fingers, tongue, and the strap

-FREAKY ASF

-i mean sevika is downright nasty!

- will spit in your mouth

-Loves pillow princesses she wants to make sure she’s putting in good work. 

-will try her damndest to get you to squirt (shes filthy i tell you)

-”Keep theses fucking legs spread.”

-Knows your clit ant handke anymore but doesnt care. She wants to rip as many orgasms from you as possible

-shes on the cream team

-doesnt shave, doesnt feel the need to since shes usually the one giving that receiving. 

-expects to have that metal arm all over you (and in you)

-her strap is black and has plenty ridges along it

-7 inches

-will have you suck it for her, she loves that shit

-overallscore 8.5/10 

Vander

-stfu coke can cock because i said so….

-long, strong, and here to bring the friction on (pls shoot me lmao mad unnecessary mc hamer lyric)

-Super veiny

-leaks hella

“Can my pretty pet fit all this in their mouth? Yeah? Show me”

-fucks in the mirror

“Look at how pretty you are, watch me fuck into you, feel me stretching you out”

Will coach you through it. And fuck is it hot

-has a thing for gags. Had one custom made for you speakingof which

-holds your hand when you cum

“Thats it, look at that face, so so so pretty. Wanna let me fuck this hole of youse just one more time?”

Wonderful at aftercare. Knows he can be a bit much in the package department so is always sire to help you out after.

-Overall score 10/10

Vi

Pretty good in bed ngl.

Shes cocky tho

Will show off her tats

Switch, and is happy with a either one

Please eat her out, she’ll beg so pretty she just wants to feel your mouth

“Oh god yes, yes, yes, please!”

-will squirt if you get her worked up enough

-She bites and bites hard. I feel like she also likes to leave lot of hickeys

-I feel likes shes got very pretty boobs.Like theyre perfect and always perky.

-slurps when she eats

-She likes to pull hair more times than not

-Is a bit clumsy(fell off the bed once)

-for th love of god bite her lip when you kiss her

-overall score 8/10

Viktor

-Oh lord 

-i wont say he has no skill whatsoever, but its pretty limited.

-hen doesnt get intimate with very many an thinks the whole thing is very special

-He usually is the one reciving since his leg makes it a bit difficult to more and be as active as hed like with his partner

-nine times out of ten he’ll either have his partner ride or oral

-Is VERY good at coaching his partner 

-”Yes, thats it, does that feel good? Perhaps i should curl my fingers upwards just.. Like…this-”

-very good with aftercare. Will bring you water and a warm towel.

-likes having his hair pulled

-is very sensitive i think, like just kissing th etip is enough to send him into a frenzy. 

-overall score 9/10

Jayce

Oh jesus CHRISt

-bratty

-service top

-likes begging called “good boy”

-Has a thing gor shibari and blindfolds

-peg him, hes been waiting for this lmao

-Whiny when he moans but can get very growly/groan when hes close

-likes to be choked and bitten (Lil freakaleak)

-im not saying he has an authority kink….but i am saying that if a ‘yes sir/ma’am’ slips out dont hold it against him

-kinda really shitty at aftercar…welll its usually him that is at the reciving end ofthe aftercare but still!

-will fall asleep almost immediately after

-hes a pillow prince lmao

-overall score 7.5/10

Marcus

-bet you didntthink id write for this fucker lmao

-him an dhis stupis, shitty, sexy sideburns >:(

-marcus doesnt have secks…he fuck and fucks hard

-i feel likes hes the type to hatefuck and just be so filthy about it

-“Oh i bet you like that dont you slut? Like the way this cok feels inside you?”

-strangly enough is packing. I mena id have a bitchy attitude and act like i was the shit 24/7 if i has a monster cock too lmao

-fucks faces and loveeeesss wathcing his s/o choke on it

-’c’mon prince/princess i know you can take”

-Pulls hair, smacks ass,degrades like no other-

-aftercare sucks

-hes the type to blow his load and hit the road and then demand you fuck him again when you see eachother 

-overstim 100%

-wil spit in your mouth, smirk, and make you swallow

-”look at you, being so obedient for me”

AAA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING HIM HE’S LEGIT MY BAE <3

When they discover they have a crush; It would both be a slow realization and a slow fall for him. He’s mentally still at a middle schooler’s level regarding crushes—after some time he would realize how happy teasing them and having them tease him back makes him and  it would make him slightly uneasy that he, Tsukishima Kei, out of all people fell in love. After realizing it he would try to act more adult about it. He wants them to like him after all, a kind word here and there wouldn’t kill him.

How he’d confess; He would ease you into it even if he would be extremely blunt when it comes to the confession itself. Before even thinking of confessing he’d try dropping hints—mentioning how much he likes you with sarcasm dripping from his every word but it would be a test on seeing how you’d react. Adding more flirty replies on both sides would be a sign for him that he’s ready to confess. Once he does get to it he would be blunt but lowkey actually pretty anxious.

Big gestures of love; His headphones would be nowhere in sight when he’s with you and you’d notice that his ultimate form of love is that he no longer teases you as excessively as before but rather engages you into teasing those around you (the poor freak duo) . After all, you know that love isn’t about looking at one another but looking in the same direction.

Little gestures of love; It would be a must for him to take you back home safely and his business hours would be open 24/7 for you ;) I can definitely see him being relatively tolerant about most requests you might have—even if he wasn’t super into the idea of going through with your request he would do it because he cares. He would complain, but he would do it.

How to win his heart; Be responsive to his advances, even if they’re just sarcastic replies and taunting. Taunt him back and watch how his eyes light up with amusement . He would enjoy a challenge! Sharing similar interests would be a huge plus with this French fry. Being daring would be a turn on like no other—sneak up on him while he’s listening to music and take one earbud for yourself, during a bickering battle get up in his  face and blow on his glasses until they fog up… Daring and unpredictable is what would keep him going.

Things that would break his heart; I can’t imagine anything specific that would result in heartbreak for him other than betrayal so I’m going to go with things that would be possible deal breakers for him. For starters, someone who is overly sensitive would probably be too much of a contrast in comparison to him. Because while he may be nicer towards his s/o he won’t change himself much. In general he seems like he would have a hard time dealing with a hot-headed person by his side, they annoy him—as we can see when it comes to Kageyama and Hinata.

Things that make his heart flutter; That brief moment when they take his glasses and put them on themselves. He wouldn’t be able to see anything but the fact that they’re as comfortable as that would be rewarding in its own. In addition to that whenever they’d try to imitate him his heart would melt a little—that sense of familiarity is something that he deeply appreciates and deems it to be very important in a relationship. When it comes to his s/o it wouldn’t be below him to start imitating them back, it would be a little bickering competition between the two of them while those around them roll their eyes as they realize soulmates are a thing.

His type; Someone who’s not easily offended would be preferred because he really isn’t the type of person to apologize for being the way he is. In saying so, he probably wouldn’t admit it but he would want an s/o that would highkey care about him- even if he’d pretend to be too cool for that, his s/o wouldn’t overlook the silent thank yous and smiles. All in all, he would love a person who would be able to notice how much he cares even if he shows it in unconventional ways. Independent and loyal yet daring and playful, he would need someone to keep him on edge yet he’d need to be sure that if he were to fall they would be there to catch him.

Ideal date; I think he would be the guy who’d like to stay home at all times and would be able to create a romantic dinner out of thin air if needed to just to avoid going out. If it does come down to that and his s/o insists on going outside, he would be super hyped about either a concert or a local coffee shop whose strawberry shortcake he has already approved of. Expect a lot of museum dates! Yes, he knows you’ve been to that one already but they have a new exhibit and he really wants to see the dinosaur simulations!

Goals in a relationship; The idea of marriage would terrify him as much as it would excite him. Depending on the partner, of course. He wouldn’t even dare to think about it if he doesn’t feel certain about them being the right person. He is above all afraid of disappointment; failure is acceptable as long as he wasn’t putting his faith into it. So yes, he definitely would be excited about marriage under the right circumstances but kids would be a different story. He would have to get to a certain point in life where it doesn’t seem as scary but once he does get a kid you can bet your ass most toys would be dinosaur themed.

Any other love headcannons?  To continue where I left off regarding the dinosaurs I don’t think he’d need a kid to make you watch Jurassic park or The land before time. Sit down and be prepared to see him grinning ear to ear; after all, he has the two things he loves the most by his side– you and dinosaurs.Also can you imagine just how much he’d blush when you would start blowing on his glasses so they get foggy in the middle of an argument??

“Don’t let this argument fog your judgment. I’m the only one who can do that.”