#hc3

sparkles in bathroom

Him joining the server and getting SPAMMED with “hi etho’s” by dorks trying to pretend not to be losing their everloving MIIINDs they’re like us when he joins mcci fishing. “Hey etho!” (-impulse, to which he gets no answer except five minutes later “hello!”) “Hey guys- Oh hello Etho as Well!” (Mumbo to which he gets no answer) Mumbo goes on to mention streaming and turning off the chat so as not to spoil the new member which is so cool to me actually.

Tango just left in panic after seeing Etho’s name.

Tell me how I forgot about Biffa’s INSANE accent?? No one talks about this guy enough, he was a favorite of mine for yeaaars. Such a shame he deleted all his videos, his content and voice was so fun. He’s like a fake british person. But real. He was truly the Zedaph of his time actually he has the SAME goofy vibes. He’s like zedaph x Xisuma. Also does anyone else remember DMAC??? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER SL1P???? Dude these guys were my JAM.

Biffa’s monument of things???? RAHHH!?!? GUYS DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THISSS?!? Cuz I didn’t till just now 💀

If Etho’s voice cracks one more time im going to die a painful death.

FIRST TIME ETHO EVER MENTIONS CLEO AND ITS TO BIFFA “Well you need to wait for her to build it, its not *your* fault its *hers*”

They’ve never changed.

Etho IMMEDIATELY trying to figure out how everything works is so insanely cute. He’s asked “how come” about 5 times.

The comments on this video SOB SOB SOB. Its all hermits pretending not to fangirl or just FANGIRLING (tango). Tango basically said “hi etho i’d love to lick your toes thanks -your buddy tango” like jeeeeesus. Keralis also said something freaky about sticky pistons to which Etho called him sempai and i PROMISE im not joking.

Ohhh TFC mention… god. o7 <3

If i had a nickel for every time Etho spoke about Xisuma with some type of hero-worship tone, i’d have two nickels. But…

Wow Etho just embarresed the fuck out of himself surprise surprise lets all pretend to be surprised.

OMG ITS THE IMPULSE STORAGE SYSTEM IN ITS BETA!!! I KNOW HERRR!!

Dude hearing some of these old names is going to make me CRY. Old hermitcraft was truly legendary. New Hermitcraft is truly legendary. We’ve come so far and what if i started crying. Zueljin??? Remember when Zuelj and False joined OHGUHGUEHGu what a win for everyone who likes cool people?? Zuelj was so sweet actually. And dude no one has ever been in love with False like 5 year old me.

Wow Tango embarrassed himself SHOCKERRRR imagine writing something embarrassing in a book and then having ethoslab read it out loud.

AWWWW THE MOST HOPEFUL PATHETIC “Oh wait, did Doc get on??” THAT WAS SO CUTE HE LOVES DOCCCCC THAT WAS HIS SAFE PERSON

Jesus christ biffa was so funny. “We have to make our living somehow.” “I cant spell zombie. I still cant spell zombie. Ah, i’ll just spell it how it comes out. THREE TIMES I TRIED TO CHANGE THAT.” “WHAT is Xisuma oh man-ing about?” “Just had a new member too!” Thanks for telling us sweety. “This is PACKED with command blocks so if you try it it takes off!” “So you pick a slab, and in effect it’d be an Etho Slab… *chokes*” “This is one of those days im glad im not in canada and have internet close to the server” “Thats goodisntit?” “Ive already bashed me boat.”

ARE BRITISH PEOPLE REAL???

AWWWWWW DADSUMA IN FULL DADSUMA MODE what if i sobbed.

#blameetho- Xisuma

“He’s gonna DIE! And im gonna get in twouble 🥺 He died! No-ho-ho-ho…” AWWWWW THAT WAS SO SADDDDD HIS CUTE LITTTLE RAHHRARHAHRA

ETHO TRYING TO LOGIC THE RANDOM DIG STRAIGHT DOWN GAME STOP. “Smth smth there’s logic it must be by the edges…” “This is *t0pmass* we’re talking about….” “Oh never mind.” BWAHAHHA NOT THE TOPMASS SHADE?!?!? Also dude speak of another one of those hermits?? I never watched him like his VIDEOS but he popped up around y’know and he was just… a face and now he ISNT and OGUEHUGE CHANGE IS SO WEIRD GUYSSS

“Im starting to feel like your DATE or something… you’re taking me to the carnival, you’re paying for me… its starting to get a bit awkward…”

-Etho TEN YEARS AGO.

Whats with Impulse and Go Touch Grass games???

ETHO SHOWING OFF HIS BOW SKILLSSSS THATS MY BOY HE’S SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING WE LOVE HIMM.

“I just about signed the book” BWAHHA NOT THE GAME RECORD BOOK WHAT IF I SOBBED.

*Second time* hes mentioned Cleo and its to be mean to them AGAIN WHAT IS WITH THIS?!??! WHAT’S THE DEAL?!?!

“So I read the instructions, I dont claim to remember them all…”

“IS THIS A MAZE????” BWAHAHHA HIS HATE FOR MAZES PERSISTS. Watch him get a bloody nose.

“Who made this?? This is the WORST!!” “I think Tango made this.” “Tango, you have done a disservice to mankind.”

*Tango would go on to build two of Etho’s biggest hyperfixation games of all time*

“What IS a “mr.” Exactly? I want to be called Mr. Etho.”

RAHH xB JOINED!! Y’know, the 16 year old boy who was born in the year 2000… 💀 💀 💀

AHH ETHO GOT TO PLAY WITH BOATS HIS FAVORITE THINGS OF ALL TIME whats his DEAL with boats dude. Its why the boat boys work trust me.

“You saw that thing on the reddit the other day with the spanish guy who’s supposed to be a mojang employee?” “Oh yeahhh that was ‘ilarious…”

WELL NOW IM CURIOUS. WHAT SPANISH GUY??

“Minecraft is worth 2.5 billion and we have fixed boats yet??” <- guys that line was delivered with the most legendary Etho laugh ive EVER heard. He sounded SO bbg.

“I think you got this one.” “IVE BEEN ‘ERE FOR TW’EN’Y’ M’I’ITS” stop his accent is out of this WORLD biffa what was happening dude.

RAHHHH ETHO THANKING BIFFA FOR TAKING HIM ON A DATE WHY DIDNT I SHIP THIS MORE VIOLENTLY??? Oh right i was a toddler. Lol.

AND THEN BIFFA GOES “This is just gettin weird im LEAVING.”

“I’ll just watch a few MINUTES” she said. “Its 1 AM” she said. “Its time for BEd” she said. “theres no WAY im gonna watch this 50 minute video” she said.

Fifty minutes and 24 seconds later…

Ok thats PLENTY for tonight. Im tired and also on the verge of tears so like its quite time for bed, dont you think?

Goodbye, Vincent.

I wanted to do a quick redraw of this one cg from hc3 :')) original under the cut!!