Hamilton: I can explain
Washington: Can you?
Hamilton: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.
seen from China
seen from China

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from T1
seen from New Zealand

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Portugal
seen from Portugal
seen from United States
Hamilton: I can explain
Washington: Can you?
Hamilton: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Alexander: I am a well adjusted adult.
Washington: Son, you still use vitamin gummies.
Hamilton: an American Musical
aka
Papa Washington Trying To Corral His Problem Kids
Sometimes re-writing a fic from the ground up can be so very therapeutic. That’s what I did tonight. I trashed a fic, keeping only three lines of dialog and the prompt that inspired it and completely re-wrote it. I’m actually really proud of this one.
FebuWhump No. 10: “I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”
Washington impulsively claims Alexander as his son in order to save him from being dragged into a horrible fate.
Below is just a little piece. You can read the whole fic on AO3 right here!
...
“About the bond, my boy, I think no less of you for-”
“That’s not it,” Alexander fixes him a sharp look, fury fully masking the pain in his eyes now.
“Then what-”
“You had no right!”
“What?”
“You’ve taken away any chance for me to make my own mark, be respected on my own merit. They’ll only see me as yours! You had no right to claim me as your son!”
Washington stares at him, stunned momentarily into silence. Alexander’s knees give again, but this time he manages to settle himself onto the bench next to the table. His shoulders slump, he’s still breathing quickly, harshly. He looks up again, dark eyes fixing on his.
Fury, pain, grief.
“You’ve no right to make yourself my father-”
“Alexander-”
“While my real one still lives and breathes!”
Wah8ington: So, if your friend jumps off a cliff, you will too?
Hamilton: Bold of you to assume I'm not the one who jumped off the cliff

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
James Madison: Sir, your son, Alexander, is antagonizing Jefferson again. They are ready to start throwing blows!
George Washington: Wait. I don't have a son named A--
M: 👀
W:
M:
W: I'll go break it up.
Washington: Son come here.
Alex: I'm not your son.
Washington: Remember back at the war when you wanted me to trust you with a command?
Alex: yeah?
Washington: This is the reason I said no to you having a command.
Phillip in the snow
Inktober day 11