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Neeko: I can't die because that would be Bury Your Gays.

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Lan Sizhui: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Jiang Cheng: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

Lan Zhan: oh wow !! my childhood innocence !! thank you for finding this !!

Wei Wuxian: my will to live !! i haven't seen this since third grade :o

Jin Ling: i knew i lost my potential somewhere !!

Lan Sizhui: ,,,

Lan Sizhui: are you guys okay?

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Wei Wuxian: what do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Jiang Cheng: if you say addictionary i swear to fucking god i will kill you

Wei Wuxian: i was gonna say high definition but yours is way better

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Hamilton: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?

Laurens: I saw you.

Hamilton: Honestly, that's really great, but it makes this kinda awkward because I was going to show you a picture of Laffayette dressed as a dragon.

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Laurens: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Hamilton: I wake up at 6 am to write.

Laurens:

Laurens: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

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Kou: “Could you, I don’t know, help maybe?!”

Mitsuba: “I mean, I could, but I don’t particularly want to.”

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Wei Wuxian: Women fear me. Fish want me.

Jiang Cheng: I-Isn’t it the other way around??

Jin Ling: It’s not.

Lan Sizhui, glancing back nervously : It’s really, really not.

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I just want what everyone else wants, a nice house, a chance to live happily with my boyfriend and maybe a bit of global destruction

Erik Lehnsherr, probably

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Things that pans have seemingly decided are pan culture

Glitter

Over the knee/mismatched/generally crazy socks

Unruly hair

Puns

Oversized hoodies

Pastel/goth/neon

Soft fuzzy sweaters

Snacks

Cartoons

Painting nails crazy colors

And let me just say

I RELATE TO ALL OF THESE

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Nie Huasaing: Hold on. If black and green is radioactive...

Nie Huasaing: And black and red is edgy...

Nie Huasaing: And black and blue is futuristic...

Nie Huasaing: Then what’s black and yellow?

Wei Wuxian: According to all known laws of aviation...

Nie Huasaing: NO!

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Wei Wuxian: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Nie Huasaing: It becomes daytrogen.

Jiang Cheng: I’m going to bed.

Wei Wuxian: Good nitrogen.

Nie Huasaing: Sleep tightrogen.

Both: Don’t let the bedbugs bitrogen.

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Angelica: How's having your own actual kids?

Hamilton and Theodosia: Horrible. I never knew something could cry so much. It never stops.

Angelica: Oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?

Hamilton: Oh no, the kid's great. He hardly ever cries.

Theodosia: But I thought-

Eliza and Burr, sobbing while holding their child: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

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[After the Reynolds Phamplet]

Eliza: have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year?

Jefferson: send it to me.

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Hamilton, after becoming so tired from writing that he sees into his future: Next week has been exhausting.

Eliza: What?

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Laffayette: don’t fear death. fear the state that you’ll die in

Hamilton, whispering fearfully: Virginia...

Jefferson, bursting into the room, screaming: YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY HOME TOWN?!

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Jin Ling: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Jiang Cheng: Oh yeah? I sleep with a gun under mine

Wei Wuxian: You're both pathetic

Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng: Why? What do you sleep with?

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan

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Wei Wuxian: We've invited you here to play the most dangerous game.

Jin Ling, nodding: Knife monopoly...

Wei Wuxian: I was going to say sudden death baseball but now I'm interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

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