Dec 25, 2014
From Walnut City to New York City. #employeesonly#koreanamericans#kyopos#gyopos#walnuthigh
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From Walnut City to New York City. #employeesonly#koreanamericans#kyopos#gyopos#walnuthigh
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Major girl crush on now LA-based writer Mary HK Choi-- 'By now, I’ve already fessed up to speaking Korean, because I’d never want to dupe this woman into freely talking smack in the refuge of my perceived ignorance. But that sets in motion the rapid-fire interrogation that, unlike Monty Python and the Spanish Inquisition, you expect every time. Round after round about my education, my apartment, my job, my man, my decision-making skills.'
http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/11/10/going-korean/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0
The only thing worse than white expats whining about Koreans are gyopos whining about Koreans. Don't you know your audience is white expats? Get yer shit together!
How Americans say "I'm Sorry"
NYC office & Korea cliques
There are a whopping 4 Koreans working at my new job. They are all Korean American as evidence by the way they speak Korean (it sound so weird, really, all my Korean/Korean friends were right about that). They only hang out with each other and talk shit about everyone in Korean, even though some of them can barely speak enough Korean to keep it up. Finally I broke down and told them I that I lived in Seoul and just got back to the States. If they knew any good gimbap shops around the area I'd love to know for lunch (they always have stuff from a pochung place). They just kind of weekly smiled and were like, oh ok sure, sometime. They never spoke to me again and they went to get kimbap today without me. It's just like the Korean teachers at a hagwon!!! SAME SAME!!!
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Case Study: Korean American Boys
Hypothesis: ARE THEY DIFFERENT?
Scenario:
Met a Gyopo on the street. He totally overheard me screaming at chatting with my Oppa Sig on Skype in Korea. I think the conversation went like this (in Korean):
Sig - OMG I MISS YOU SO MUCH COME BACK TO KOREA
Me- NOOOOOO I AM GOING TO LIVE HERE NOW!
Sig- Noooo Seoul is boring now
Me- TOO BAD YOU WILL LIVE FIND A NEW JAP GF
The Gyopo obviously thought the world was ending because there was a white girl speaking Korean in NYC. So we started talking.
Result:
He went to an Ivy League school and despite his dreams to be a chef or physical therapist is now going to med school (go figure)! His parents set him up with his last gf, a Korean Korean and it went horribly (shock)! Because she is crazy and kept asking him to buy her Prada shoes (more shocks). Then when he didn't Katalk her at work she'd call him and yell at him (really shocking). Now he is leaving NYC to go to med school and is very sad but wants to make his mom happy (news). He texts me all the time at...9:30pm and asks if I can get drinks at 10pm on the other side of Manhattan.
Conclusion: No. No I can't go get drinks with you because I've seen that musical and it ends badly for me and well for your mother. THEY ARE THE SAME! HORROR!
(I know this is one case and they are not all the same but really what are the chances of first new gyopo meeting being a page out of Korean stereotypes?!?!)