Dear Morley Matchmakers and Event Planners Service,
Pass. Not interested.
- Simon Blackquill

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Dear Morley Matchmakers and Event Planners Service,
Pass. Not interested.
- Simon Blackquill

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Dear Morley's Matchmaker and Event Planners Service,
I'll consider it.
(Most likely too busy to go into it. I might have to ask Trucy to hook me up on Tinder if I'm desperate.)
- Phoenix Wright
Last one for the road! Question 39!
Ahahaha this one...
39) Wildest AU scenario you have written?
So far it's the Rokunami KH AU fic we're writing...not only did we combine Ouran High School Host Club with the KH universe (what happens if the KH characters had their own Host Club)...there's also a dash of Emily in Paris with Gilmore Girls thrown in there somewhere.
It's chaos but the good kind of chaos.
More questions!! 4, 11, 14, 38
More answers!!! Lesss gooo ........again cuz my laptop died and lost all my progress
4) Do you have any OCs? Do you have a story for them?
I do actually! I made an OC for a Harry Potter WIP fic that's still readable on my ffnet page. I do need to give it a major rewrite/re-editing since the quality of my writing and overall style has improved since I started working on it, but it's there if you dare read....!
I do have ideas for future OC's but that's an adventure I haven't embarked on quite yet.
11) Three tropes that are fine but overrated.
Hoo boy...I wouldn't say any regular trope is overrated personally just because I find that the quality of the trope heavily relies on how it's written and how we as viewers commonly see the trope portrayed in media. So, the tropes I would classify as 'overrated' are simply because I'm not happy with some of the portrayal of these consistently and I think the poor writing of these tropes is what's overrated...not necessarily the trope itself, especially since this is the 'this trope is fine' as opposed to the 'absolutely not okay' tropes.
That being said here are my biases with tropes I find overrated.....when I'm just tired of seeing these written in a way I personally don't jive with lmao until that one ship comes in and I'm so pleasantly surprised : childhood friends to lovers, best friend's to lovers, fake dating/anonymity/secret identity realm. The last one tho...not enough ships come to mind with that one, it's more of a practicality thing I think. Especially since all of these tropes just need a brilliant couple to make these much more enjoyable as opposed to 'overrated' haha.
14) Write and share the first sentence of a new fic. Just that.
Roxas was never one to admit that he’d always have a soft spot for fairytales, or fables, as he would prefer to say if he had to confess under immense pressure and teasing.
38) "This never happened" fix-it fics or "this happened but" fix-it fics?
It completely depends on the ship/fandom. I like both pretty equally!
For the writing ask game! Questions 7, 8, 22, 33
Ooooo lets see...
7) Your favourite ao3 tag.
I don't have a specific favorite AO3 tag, however, I love it when the author goes all meme with their tags--especially in certain fandoms! The SaB and KH fandoms and others I've noticed go all out with their tags and it's just super funny
8) How slow is a slow burn?
Generally speaking, how I approach a slow burn is having your couple not get together romantically until the last few chapters/final chapter/ and a majority of the story is slooooooooowly building the tension with these characters going from not knowing each other till eventually falling for each other
so uh............sloooooooooooooooooooow 🤣
22) What is it about watching the same two idiots falling in love over and over again?
because they're our idiots and we love them and they give us the warm fuzzy and make the brains feel the happy shit
33) Give your writing a compliment.
I can do some good ass dialogue and it surprises me every time so...go me for dialogue skillz hahaha

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For the ask meme! Questions 57, 69, and 87. Please and thank you~
:3 thank youuu
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
it reminds me of technical theatre in high school and conventions haha. I don’t reenact the lyrics but I definitely jam out by singing along and like my in seat “dancing” haha
69: what are your favorite board games?
Life lol. sorry used to be pretty fun too. I liked monopoly for the first like 40 mins but I’ve literally never finished it haha.Â
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
Titanic, the lion king, secondhand lions, and uhhh honestly the Harry Potter movies?? XDÂ
Dear Driven Student,
Sorry, but we only do honest work at this agency. I’ll give you some free advice, though: essays are the worst part of any application, but it helps if you pretend someone’s asking you the questions in person, then imagine what you’d say to them, and write it down. That always helps me, anyway.
I’d also refrain from calling girls “bruh” if I were you. C’mon, it’s 2028 already.
-Athena Cykes
Dear Clever Restaurant Owner,
You’re in luck, because this job sounds right up Daddy’s alley! You may be surprised to know that he was an art major before he studied law, and this’ll be the perfect way to help him put what he learned to good use! I love it when there’s a win-win situation!
I’ll help too, of course, but I always give assignments based on experience, and Daddy’s a natural. I made a copy of one of his doodles so you could see for yourself!
-Trucy Wright, CEO
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