#grumpy geralt

He grump. 😒

:D

Jaskier: A... Book?

Geralt: Never would've expected that

Jaskier: I know you think me an idiot, but that's a little offensive

Geralt: That's not-

Geralt, sighing: Just thought you wouldn't have the attention for it

Jaskier: Wild, I'm pretty sure I'm still offended

Geralt: You know what, I'll just shut up

Jaskier: To think, the one time I don't have to pull words out of you like exorcising a demon, and you insult me

Geralt: I said I'm sorry

Jaskier: No you didn't?

Geralt: ... I thought it

Jaskier: In this case, the thought does not count

Geralt:

Jaskier:

Geralt: ... I'm sorry

Jaskier: Thank you

Jaskier: ... In other news, this isn't actually a book, it's just a clever place to hide my favorite flask of wine

Jaskier: but you don’t drink coffee

just Jaskier being Jaskier ❤

oh, Witcher ✨

Jaskier: What now?

Geralt: I don't like how that tavern-keeper joked about us being a couple

Geralt: We have private lives. No one should joke about that

Geralt: People who make assumptions and wanton little bits are my least favorite; all they want is to get under everyone's skin and stick their noses where they don't fucking belong

Geralt: Is it so much to ask for some goddamn peace and quiet while we're travelling?

Jaskier: Geralt, they catered our wedding

Geralt: What

Jaskier: My eyes hurt and my limbs feel like goddamn ghost slugs

Jaskier: Am I dying? Is this death?

Geralt: You sound.. tired

Jaskier: Oh my god

Jaskier: That's it

Jaskier: I'd been so busy writing a song that I didn't notice

Geralt: Hmmm

Jaskier, slowly tucking himself under a blanket: I crave slumber. I lust for dreams. This time, it is *I* that need a nap and-

Geralt: What did he get into this time-

Geralt, walking out to Jaskier being cornered by thugs in an alley: For fuck's sake

Thug #1: Oi, Witcher, this ain't your problem

Geralt, taking out his sword: Unfortunately, he is my problem

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Jaskier, throwing his arms around Geralt after he beats down the thugs: My savior!

Geralt, grumbling: I didn't save you because I like you or anything

Geralt: You're... good for business

Jaskier: Oh, sure I am

Geralt: Stop looking at me like that!

Jaskier: Like what?

Jaskier: Like a smug bard who knows that deep down you love me, and despite all your passive aggressive behavior you don't know what you'd do without me?

Geralt, shuts the door in his face:

Jaskier: Geralt- Geralt! C'mon, it's cold out here

Geralt opens door:

Jaskier: Ha! You see? I'm irresistible

Geralt shuts door before Jaskier can come in: