Geralt: What's that?
Jaskier: A... Book?
Geralt: Never would've expected that
Jaskier: I know you think me an idiot, but that's a little offensive
Geralt: That's not-
Geralt, sighing: Just thought you wouldn't have the attention for it
Jaskier: Wild, I'm pretty sure I'm still offended
Geralt: You know what, I'll just shut up
Jaskier: To think, the one time I don't have to pull words out of you like exorcising a demon, and you insult me
Geralt: I said I'm sorry
Jaskier: No you didn't?
Geralt: ... I thought it
Jaskier: In this case, the thought does not count
Geralt:
Jaskier:
Geralt: ... I'm sorry
Jaskier: Thank you
Jaskier: ... In other news, this isn't actually a book, it's just a clever place to hide my favorite flask of wine
Geralt: You fucking piece of shi-














