#grimlock transformers

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So obviously Transformers don’t really eat (unless it’s energon or some other kind of fuel thing or metal sometimes) but I just started thinking what if some decided to just. Eat stuff they aren’t supposed to.

I’m mostly thinking along the lines of hygiene/self care products but it could extend to things like cleaning supplies and such.

Bumblebee: I don't exactly have a lot of things I care about now and I don't have anything that cares about me.

Optimus: That's a lie.

Elita One: That's slag.

Arcee: That's complete and utter slag!!

Bumblebee: Oh what you think you care about me?

Arcee: Yes Afthole! Yes!

Bumblebee: Yes I'm sorry you like me. You like that I follow orders. That I teach the Terrans until you probably send me away. But you don't really care about me. Let's be honest with each other. You don't really give a slag about me.

Arcee: I've changed my whole outlook on life because of you! What the frag are you talking about?! Of course we all love you!

Bumblebee: Prove it!

Arcee: You can outmaneuver me

Bumblebee: Prove it!

Arcee: and have given us valuable intel!

Bumblebee: Prove it!

Megatron: What do you want us to do?

Bumblebee: We fought a centuries long war because of Megatron! I had participated in a bot brawl to save Grimlock! Optimus made me isolate myself for fifty years and never contacted me once. I followed every order thinking that you would at least see me as a friend or equal. But you never done anything for me! Ever! You never risked anything! You don't know anything about me! What's my carrier's name?! Easy question! Died right in front of me! Killed by an enforcer! Biggest part of my life! What's her name? What was my original function? How old am I? Where's my fucking raccoon?!

Megatron: We did find your raccoon.

Wheeljack: No we didn't.

Megatron: But I thought we-

Wheeljack: No we didn't.

Megatron: Pit.

Arcee: I've asked you your age.

Bumblebee: Whatever. It's fine. I'm just a little hungover from escaping from the doctor you allied with and I've just been thinking for a while that. Optimus has Megatron and Elita. Wheeljack has Grimlock. Grimlock has Arcee. But Bumblebee has no one and I had a few chances at a real relationships with the Maltos, Breakdown, Swindle and even Starscream. But y'all probably gone and fucked those up too because you don't really know me and you don't know what I promised them or what my relationship was like with them or anything really and it's fine. When I met you I was just the small young scout who follows orders and that's all I'll ever really be. You know it's even funnier because Optimus you and I had were more than just a prime and his scout. I thought we were like kids and Alex, but clearly I was wrong.

Spin my children, spin….