Okay, so I saw someone else do this, and I thought it would be fun for one of my favorite book series. Here we go:

1. Jude Duarte: badass bitch who is actually one terrified chick underneath that exterior. It's like you know how after a traumatic experience, people go into shock before the full force of the realization hits them? Yeah, that's our bby Jude. Just remove the "the full force of the realization hits them" and skip to "going back to your normal bitchy self".

2. Cardan Greenbriar: Jude makes Cardan out to be, like, this really horrible villain, when, to me, he just *deep breath* RADIATES schoolyard bully vibes??? But the whole... possibility of being ridiculously humiliated is pretty scary ngl. Although, my FAVORITE part of this book is finding out he wasn't a schoolyard bully psychopath, but just a sad drunk loser with a crush he couldn't handle.

3. Taryn Duarte: At first, I hated her too, so much, like sis before dick, right?? Then, after Lost Sisters I hated her a little less, because, God, who hasn't been ignored because they were 'good' and followed the rules? So I understood her loneliness, but then I went back to hating her anyway, because I realized she had Vivi and even fucking Oriana to help her out. Jude has literally fucking no one. For example, Taryn fearlessly approached Vivi to send her note to Locke's estate, and if you really think about that, do you think Jude would have done that so fearlessly and risked rejection? No, she would have found some ridiculously difficult way to do it herself.

4. Locke: ha, you're a dick

5. Madoc: i have no other words than: angry problematic dad

6. Vivienne Duarte: that one person that makes sarcastic comments CONSTANTLY, but will always be there for you when you really need her. Also, i want to date her.

6. Nicasia: Schoolyard mean girl/cheerleader. That's all.

7. Valerian: class A psycho and I'm glad bby killed him

8. Prince Dain: Get ur weird ass outta here. Also he was kinda hot ngl.

9. Prince Balekin: He deserved everything he got. a real bitch to my bookworm bby. 10. Madoc: a pretty good dad, but he obviously doesn't think very highly of his daughter, which sucks, because she's kind of amazing.

11. Oriana: evil stepmom vibes, at first, but she's actually just worried about the Duarte sisters, including Jude, "he's besotted with you girls. If I were him, I would have sent you away long ago." Because she knows Faerie is a dangerous place, and she cares for the girls.

12. Kind of a weird kid. But all kids are overall weird.

Cardan: this revel is boring

Jude: i'm sitting next to you

Cardan: i know

Cardan: but this way it's more mysterious

Jude: we are communicating through metal devices when we are not even 5ft apart... there's nothing mysterious about it

Cardan: SHUSH

ohhhh dude. I MEAN. there are a lot of amazing hartwin fics, i love so many, but the one i was talking about in my tags specifically is: 

lagavulin and guinness by snarfle (10/10 | 163k+ | explicit) slow burn, PTSD, suicidal thoughts, graphic depictions of violence

plenty of people had looked down on eggsy throughout his life. he had gotten fairly used to it. didn’t mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. what really sucked was that the new arthur was worse than the old one. 

“eggsy grimaced. he didn’t know how to explain to harry—who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life—that the new arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

also featuring: dean is harder to get rid of than eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and eggsy is really beginning to wish that harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead. 

i also know a lot of people who like how todou’s character turned out - make of that what you will!!! but i hope you keep watching!!!

also exchange arc is just a good time to get a glimpse of everyone’s Powers and that’s always a fun time imo 😎

HOLY SHIT I just noticed this ask?? apparently it got completely lost in my inbox? sorry man, have a tiny excited Miwa cuz she’s the best!

so my pick is for that one obviously OR the hunger games au because you left us on such a cliffhanger!!! tom’s “”confession””!!! on LIVE TV!!!

sakdfj i am!! i started it as a prompt fill for a flash fest and then never kept up with it, but i still have all my notes and it’s such a fun atmosphere to write!! also i’ve seen some of your posts about your own coraline au, and im so excited for it!!! i love the book and movie so much, and i crave more content (plus you’re a fantastic author so even without seeing snippets i’d know it’s gonna be good)