#goys

You can either take a pop song that has the word “girl” in it and replace it with “goy” because it’s also a monosyllable that starts with /g/: “Goys just want to have fun”, “This is the story of a goy / who cried a river and drowned the whole world”, “California goys, we’re unforgettable”, “Who run the world? Goys (goys)” Or you can take a pop song that has the word “boy” in it and replace it with “goy” because it’s a monosyllable that rhymes with “boy”: “Let’s hear it for the goy / let’s give the goy a hand”, “The goys are back in town, the goys are back in town”, “I can tell you my love for you will still be strong / after the goys of summer have gone”, “She got a lot of pretty, pretty goys / who she called friends” It’s kind of awkward if you try to apply it to Sk8ter Boy (Sk8ter Goy?) though: “He was a goy / she was a goy / Can I make it anymore obvious?”