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"I was thinking of feeding him a goodberry, but there seems to be nothing left to stuff one into…"
- Player, a little too late with the heals

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What's Your Goodberry?
If you had to pick a plant from our world to be the magic bush in D&D, which one would it be? Obviously, there are a lot of delicious berries, but which ones would restore you? I think we can rule out blackberries since you WILL sustain light injury to get them. Cranberries grow in bogs full of spiders, so that's a no from me, dawg.
I actually do have a personal headcanon, which I've written an entire article about here - but I'd love to know what other people have come up with.
Dnd Spells: Goodberry
Goodberry is a level 1 Conjuration spell for Druid and Ranger. Casting Time is 1 action Range is Self Requires a Verbal and Somatic Component spell ingredient is a sprig of mistletoe Duration is 24 hours.
Ten berries appear in your hand and are infused with magic for the duration. A creature can take a Bonus Action to eat one berry. Eating a berry restores 1 Hit Point, and the berry provides enough nourishment to sustain a creature for one day.
Uneaten berries disappear when the spell ends.
if we had D&D classes IRL, every tech company would have a druid on staff to do nothing but cast goodberry for their programmers. imagine how much money they would save not having to buy soylent or huel.

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My character Runt has changed a lot over her current adventure. The first two pictures exemplify that. Not only has she broken off with her Mama, she's grown healthier and heartier. However, while she's striving for her "Good End, she has a number of bad endings she needs to avoid.
Below is a note involving her potential futures. From experimental Goodberries, her Mama's Studies, body theft, and utter cowardice, she hopes to reach her happy ending.
Cousin Runt-Level 9 Hexblooded Bladsinger (Gnoll).
Runt's Futures: (Worst to best)Â
Dead: In many futures, Runt dies a mundane death. Despite her plans, her schemes, and her luck, she finds herself in the grave, with no way of coming back.Â
Worthless Runt: In certain futures, Runt becomes so hopeless, that she attempts to flee and hide from her mama. In most of these worlds, she ends up dead. In some, she’s able to maneuver herself to somewhere safe, with lots of foods and books. She’s rots a slow death there, turning into a worthless blob.Â
Mama's Minion: One of the saddest futures for Runt is the potential of her not breaking free of her Mama. She remains a slave to her machinations and is too loyal, and too afraid, to go against her word. She’ll die eventually, but she’ll never be more than a pathetic, groveling little sycophant to her Ma.Â
Berry Blighted: When met with the insane, Runt’s mind was shattered. Her obsession with her cooking became a mania with her, and her experiments began to warp her, and those who ate her food. Her goodberries now grow, infecting the woods and world around her. However, she’s become as rotten and fermented as her own fruit.
Runt the Clown: Mama’s blood is quite infectious. After her death, her foul nature infected Runt, warping her into a parody of herself. She may have her strength, but she’s also inherited her foul throne.Â
Envy Incarnate: Mama, proud of her youngest daughter, decided to reward her. She took Runt’s mind, her soul, and transplanted them into Lilly’s body. Worse yet, Runt reveled in her new form. The souls of her sisters, revolted, left her to her own future. The Seven Sisters: One day, Runt realized the truth. That her power, and the love for her sisters, was stronger than her mother's. Together, she and the spirits of her sisters came together and bashed her mother to oblivion. They came together and fell the tyrant. And they all lived happily ever after.
Everyone and their mother knows about Varians blue hairstreak, and you pointed Lady Caines red hairstreak, but nobody ever pointed out (the minor announcer from the eye of pinacosta) Goodberrys grey streak. The grey is definitely natural compared to Varians decidedly unnatural blue and Lady Caines ambiguously natural red, but I haven't seen anyone point his streak out, especially since it's not like Varians brown highlights or Cassandra's grey highlights, it's a single streak in his pompadour and goatee.
I think no one pointed it out because it's so obviously natural, and the conversation is always about unnaturally-colored streaks. It doesn't really apply to the conversation.
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