#god language

Add in the fact that logically, the vast majority of gods would not just speak the language you know or maybe even the most commonly used, this kinda makes sense? Well, not really, but who cares. As a wise author once stated, “canon is a sandbox and I am the lightning which will shape it to glass” or smth like that. Also, anyone who dies instinctively knows how to understand the language(s) so they can understand their king (as Ghosts). So now I’m just imagining a situation like this (forgive me, I don’t know how to bold or italics or anything on tumblr I’m new-edit, some gracious soul taught me in the comments, may their pillow be the perfect temperature):

Constantine, furiously flipping through translations book after translation book of paranormal languages and not finding anything on God speak: “Bloody hell, where is it!”

Danny, who just got summoned by some cult/to save the world/for some other reason and has crazy social anxiety but needs some kind of ‘sacrifice’ to make the summoning legal or else do a bunch of paperwork, thinking: Can I just ask for a sacrifice? Would that be rude?

Danny, Awkwardly: “I need a sacrifice before I can leave. Just like a rock will do. I don’t like paperwork.”

Constantine, attempting to translate, gesturing vaguely and panicked as he continue to flip through book after book: “It’s saying that it needs a sacrifice in Kevlar**, something about a crystal, and Korea?*** I think it wants Black Bat as a sacrifice?

Jason, cackling: “How did you translate that so badly?”

**Sacrifice in Hmong is Kev txi

***Paperwork in Acoli is “Karatac”, also I know Cass is Chinese not Korean but for the sake of this Constantine does not and/or assumes that the Ghost King can’t tell

Or, Jason randomly discovering that he can understand any language now. Just not speak it.

In conclusion, I have now decided that whenever a god speaks it is representative of all those who have ever entered their domain or presence, and because mortals are not capable of understanding the complexities and beauties of language, they will never understand.

…crap, now I want to write a tragedy or essay or poem or something about the symbolism

Why Ruto Speak In Tongs:The Devil Doesn’t Understand God’s Language

Why Ruto Speak In Tongs:The Devil Doesn’t Understand God’s Language

Deputy President William Ruto on Wednesday, April 29, responded to The Standard newspaper with a message on his social media platforms.

This is after the daily Wednesday’s issue ran with a cover story appearing to mock the DP for ‘Speaking in Tongues’, in reference to his tendency to quote Bible verses in his responses to the…

Though represented by its detractors as an incursion of paganism into Christianity, and presented as an integrally and intrinsically Christian phenomenon by its supporters, the truth about the 1993 Re-Imagining Conference and movement is that it was a product of a wider feminist awakening. The critique of patriarchal religions that emerged in the academy and in churches and synagogues in the late 1960s and early 1970s was part of the emerging feminist uprising. The feminist movement placed a question mark over all patriarchal texts and traditions, secular and religious, and as such was beholden to none.

I would never suggest that I get to dictate how other people experience their faith. A lot of people refer to God with male pronouns, either because it’s familiar or because it’s comforting, and that’s okay.

I don’t refer to God with male pronouns. When I talk about Jesus, I use male pronouns, because Jesus was a male human being. Sometimes I use female pronouns to refer to the Holy Spirit to balance things out (there has been a long tradition of associating the Holy Spirit with Wisdom and a female personification).

How many of you have every said something and wished you had not said that?  It just sort of slipped out. 

My mother had the answer for that and she always said – If it wasn’t in there it wouldn’t come out. 

That’s the truth of God’s word.   Our character is revealed in our words. 

The person that we really are comes out of us in our speech and our speech is very powerful.

There are a lot of people who live on the surface of life and they never, ever get into the depth of life. 

They just stay on the surface.  God wants us to learn to speak what He is saying and not what we are thinking. 

God is interested in you picking up the God language.  He’s interested in you picking up the positive language of His Word and of His life and of His energy.  Get the feeling of God inside of you.

God didn’t make us to be defeated. 

God didn’t make us to be poor. 

God didn’t make us to be the all scouring of the world. 

God didn’t make us to be living on the other side of the tracks.