#goblining

I

• don’t shave my legs

• collect weird old thingies

• like shiny things

• decorate my room with those weird, shiny thingies

• like old jewelery even tho I don’t wear it

• don’t like minimalism

• like nature

• like the feeling of soft grass under my feet

• am not scared of dirt and mud

• like when people have little bruises that indicate that they were on an adventure

• or are clumsy and dumb like me

• have organised chaos that makes sense to me

• love flowers

• love rain

• heat and direct sun is my enemy

• unless I am having fun outside

• don’t wash my hair everyother day, because it is unhealthy and I don’t want to impress anyone

• am wearing what is comfortable and appropriate for random adventuring

• am also lazy piece of dirt

Just some goblin things that are fitting me.

i drink it cos it tastes like dirt and im goblin

health is about the whole picture, genetics+environment(surroundings)+lifestyle

not a product that has particular associations so it can be sold 2 you