#goblin stuff

My friend gave me a plastic shiny ⭐👄⭐

[ Before I post the image, I wanna make sure that I tag the creator of this lil meme/format real quick so it doesn't get lost! Credit goes to: https://twitter.com/zevradstargazer/status/1457371924556697605/photo/1 !] [ Megahes was created years ago around the end of MoP/Beginning of WoD if my memory serves and he's changed so much, but so many of his older, stubborn roots remain, even though he's gotten good at hiding them! ]

A Welcome to Night Vale inspired set of boxes 😍

Took couple of days to finish, but I'm glad that I did it (was nice to work with acrylic paint once again) so yeah... Also the letters on the smallest one are lil blurry, so this is what it says: "The present tense of regret is indecision" one of my fav WTNV quotes.

Here are some other angles of the biggest one

shinies

and i lov them,,,,

Hi! Yes yes, I’m going to assume you meant like the goblin friend?? And like. That is ME?? I’m in this scenario and don’t like it—

I love you!!

Idk if the cum again was intentional but I snorted

Proxies with a Goblin

S/O:

Hoodie:

Low key finds it funny??

Like, you’re so easily entertained??

Once he caught you giggling because you found a shiny rock?

Another time he was a bit shook because you were just-

Awake at three in the morning staring lifelessly at your computer?

“Ah, (y/n)?”

“Hello, Brian.”

He didn’t sleep much that night-

At least you’re easy to keep around

Just bribe you with snacks and random shiny things

You’re a lot louder than him, but like, he really doesn’t mind.

He prefers a loud s/o tbh

He will love your randomness because it gives an air of innocence to the house

Like. You’re smaller than him and adorably random? Yes??

Random screeching will 100000% ensue

“What is (y/n) doing-doing now?”

“I’m not sure. They said something about a five second rule?”

Will defend you if anyone gives you shit

That’s if you don’t bite them first

He’s gonna try to keep you somewhat civilized though—

Masky:

This mans lives on chaos so he’s down for any weird shit you wanna get info

“Hey, (y/n), why do you have so many pens-“

“Don’t ToUcH!”

Will support your hoarding of random office supplies

And supply you with so many blankets for forts

Kind of put off about jump scaring you after last time??

He wasn’t ready for the terrifying hiss and the way you scrunched up??

Are you even human??

He’s not entirely sure.

Every time he comes back, he’s going to have something for you

Even if it’s just a pretty thumbtack

You’re going to have a wall of tacks probably

He’s kind of clingy once he realizes how all over the place you are?? Like. You bounce around so much it’s kind of unnerving

Overall he’s down for chaos so plz get this mans a goblin partner-

Toby:

I’m pretty sure he is a goblin

He hoards random coins I swear

“This one-this one has a dragon-a dragon on it!”

“Ooooo. This pen has a dragon, too!”

You guys probably have a couple’s hoard of something

He’s always showing you new injuries because you enjoy seeing the weird shit he gets into

“Haha, Toby, thats gross. Can I poke it?”

He will always be down to stay up and sit under blankets with you

Speaking of blankets

Like he has so fucking many??

Why??

Mostly because he knows you like to bundle up in them and it’s adorable

I

• don’t shave my legs

• collect weird old thingies

• like shiny things

• decorate my room with those weird, shiny thingies

• like old jewelery even tho I don’t wear it

• don’t like minimalism

• like nature

• like the feeling of soft grass under my feet

• am not scared of dirt and mud

• like when people have little bruises that indicate that they were on an adventure

• or are clumsy and dumb like me

• have organised chaos that makes sense to me

• love flowers

• love rain

• heat and direct sun is my enemy

• unless I am having fun outside

• don’t wash my hair everyother day, because it is unhealthy and I don’t want to impress anyone

• am wearing what is comfortable and appropriate for random adventuring

• am also lazy piece of dirt

Just some goblin things that are fitting me.