#go!crowley

GO!Crowley x fem!Reader

Warning: lots of mistakes, read with caution.  x_x 

Beta: @katmor4lockwood-co​

Snek babies

Oh it was such devilish fun. What a fantastic idea truly. Crowley really had to pat himself on the back for this one. and after all it was just a bit of harmless fun between friends. Surely Aziraphale wouldn't get mad at him after all this.

Crowley had gotten the idea while on a little stroll around town. He had past a pet shop.

He giggled almost maniacally and he approached the Angel's bookshop.

Stepping inside he rushed at the angel.

"Hell's called. Take care of our children till I get back!" He proclaimed handing Aziraphale a glass box filled with snake eggs before rushing off again.

If had stayed any longer he would have laughed for sure.

........

Aziraphale had been dusting a few books when Crowley barged in. It really was too fast to take any of it all in.

Hell called? Our children? The box of snake eggs he now held in his hands.

"What on Earth is going on?" He asked himself looking down at the 7 eggs.

He'd have to ask about it once Crowley returned, for now he'd do all he can to watch over these helpless creatures. Their children or not.

Aziraphale paced about the room, having miracled a better environment for the eggs his questions continued to pester him.

If what Crowley said was true, that these seven eggs were their children then what did that make them? Aziraphale wasn't even sure if Angels and Demons could have children, being sexless and all.

Not only that but they were just friends. sure there was something between them but with that something being unspoken Aziraphale had to assume that friends was all they were.

These eggs were due to hatch any day now as well. How long was Crowley keeping this secret from him, and why? Was Crowley afraid Aziraphale would be angry with him? Oh he wished that wasn't the case.

If somehow these were their children then Aziraphale would love his new family with all of him.

It was in his pacing that he noticed the eggs start to wiggle about. Oh Lord they were hatching!!!!

'What should I do?! Crowley isn't back yet!!! He should be here for this! Oh!' Aziraphale panicked.

Quickly he miracled a photo of Crowley and wrote the word 'Dad' on it. That would have to do for now.

Slowly the first egg started to hatch and right before Aziraphale's eyes a beautiful white ball python with brilliant blue eyes poked her little snoot out.

Each and every one of them were like their siblings. Completely white with blue eyes. Dare Aziraphale think, his blue eyes. But why snakes? Of all things, their children were brought into this world as snakes? Maybe when they got older they could change into a human form.

That got Aziraphale thinking. Were their children demons or angels? Would they have wings?

Aziraphale held each of them in his hand and he desperately wanted to name them, however with Crowley absent from their birth Aziraphale was certain he wouldn't want to miss out on any more.

.......

Crowley had to keep himself busy for quite some time. Eager to check back in with the Angel.

After an hour or two Crowley thought it was about due time to visit his dearest Angel and 'children'.

Sauntering into the book shop once more he announced loudly.

"Hey! I'm back!" And his jaw nearly dropped to the floor.

"Ah yes, well you see, they hatched, and I didn't terribly want to name them while you weren't here, as it's something parents should both be present for, and-" Aziraphale rambled as he knitted a pink sweater for one of the snakes.

This. This was not what Crowley had been expecting. It was all so sweet. Of course Aziraphale would take him seriously. Of course the eggs would hatch and he'd want to name each and every one of them. Of course he'd go the extra mile. It really was all too much for the demon to handle.

"Crowley. Crowley, dear, are you crying?!"

"I'm sorry Angel."

"Sorry for what dear?" And Crowley just shook his head.

"For what? For not telling me? My dear boy, if that's the problem then I'm the one who should apologize. I never wanted you to feel like you couldn't talk to me. Especially about something as serious and wonderful as this."

"Angel."

" I do say it was rather sudden on my end but I think Parenthood will be a marvelous adventure"

"Angel."

"No doubt it'll have it's struggles but with you by my side I'm sure we can get through anything."

"AZIRAPHALE!" and Aziraphale cut himself off in a squeak.

"Yes dear?"

"It was just supposed to be a little joke. All this. If I had known you'd...." He took a breath and pinched his nose.

"They're just snakes." Crowley shut his eyes tight and waited for Aziraphale to go off on him.

Rather what he got after a few moments of silence was quite heavenly.

Aziraphale had gone into a fit of laughter. Tears falling from his eyes and hands grabbing his sides, he laughed.

"You aren't cross with me?" Crowley raised a brow behind dark glasses when Aziraphale finally calmed.

"Not in the least darling. I must admit you had me quite worried."

"Hows that?"

"That you were hiding something like this because you were afraid of me. Not to mention how baffled I was when you said they were OUR children." He slapped his hands on his knees leaning forward.

"But you left so quickly I had no time to ask. I simply had to take your word."

"They do look quite beautiful don't they " Crowley stood close finally admiring the snakes.

"Did you do that?" He pointed to the picture of himself with Dad written on it.

"They were hatching and you weren't here. I thought they should know who their father was."

"Funny really. They kinda look like you."

"How do you figure that?"

"Oh the white. The blue eyes." Crowley waved a hand around.

"I had quite thought so too."

"So you really thought these were our children?"

"Oh I don't know. If they were and I didn't believe it how horrible do you think that'd be? If I'm being completely honest I wasn't sure. Despite how impossible it all seemed-"

"The almighty works in mysterious ways. It's not the first time." And Aziraphale nodded.

The room grew quite.

"You would have raised them with me, as a family together?" Crowley spoke out softly.

"But of course!" He tried hard not to sound offended.

"You told me they were our children, so I'll be there."

Crowley blushed only slightly as he turned his face to look at the snakes again. He had noticed when Aziraphale called him Dear and darling.

" You'd be with me? " He almost whispered and Aziraphale stammered.

"I suppose I would have."

"Will you still? Even without the made up children?" Crowley's heart hammered in his chest.

"Of course dear. Even to the end of the world."

"That's already happened that."

"Oh hush."

And the two smiled at each other. It was such a relief to know that yes, there was indeed something more than friendship between them. That they truly belonged to each other.

"So." Crowley clapped his hands together. "What do you want to do with this lot?"

"I'd like to name them, Love."

"You wanna keep them?" He turned to look at the angel

"I have grown rather attached to them." He looked off sheepishly the snake on his shoulder giving him a small kiss.

"You think they'll be alright here in the bookshop?"

"Oh I don't see why not. And besides, they'll help scare away the costumers."

Crowley and Aziraphale were not parents to 7 hybrid children of their own, but they were in a way, parents to seven beautiful snakes.

They had grown rather large at this point. Draped over shelves and pillers of the shop. Crowley from time to time joining them as the stark black serpent that he was.

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