All I want in life is some Slow Burn

Ugh they are always doing this

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.

in another universe

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

Taking pictures of some of my roommate’s snakes today.  This is Ebony, a Mexican Black Kingsnake (Lampropeltis getula nigrita).