#glupbub

Tati (playing Lumi): From over there? How big is the area??

Lyra (playing Faith): It's a 2x2, you can't hit everything on the ship.

Andy: Oh, I was misreading it. I place it so it'll hit both the orc pirates.

DM: Alright, they both save. Half damage.

Andy: 4 damage each. And things near them explode.

DM: The holding for the anchor chain cracks, and the deck is looking messy.

Tati: I mutter, "I'm going to get wet again, ain't I?"

Tati (playing Lumi): *looks around* "I didn't kill it."

DM: He didn't see who did, he's just angry.

Tati: It was shattered...

Andy (playing Glupbub): I'm sorry!

DM: He swings at you and misses you because I assume your AC is higher than 7.

Tati: It is!

DM: He swings again and it's another 7...

Tati (playing Lumi): I look at my wet clothes. "We just did."

DM: "Away from the island. If you know what's good for you."

Marijn (playing Juniper): "Is it your island? Do you have the deed?"

DM: "Deed?"

Andy (playing Glupbub): "Do you have a flag?"

DM: "Yeah. Now I'm sick of this." And he fires his pistol at Glupbub. Oh, that's a crit!

Adam (playing Griz): Oh! Bye, Glupbub.

Andy: It was nice existing.

M (playing Blazar): I roll up my sleeves. "I've fought lobsters bigger than these guys."

DM: Oh, that's max damage!

Adam: Is Glupbub dead??

DM: 14 damage.

Andy (playing Glupbub): Right, I'm the charismatic one in the party, so I'm up.

Marijn (playing Juniper): You're the face.

Adam (playing Griz): Faith's charismatic too, she's a sorcerer.

M (playing Blazar): *unconvinced* Hmm...

Andy: I call, "Hello! We've decked ourselves and shit."

DM: ...Do you say anything else?

Andy: "Uh... if you could lend us some fresh water and, and your kindness..." I don't usually play the diplomatic character.

M: For good reason.

DM: Roll Persuasion.

Andy: 19.

DM: "What are you doing here? Apart from crashing?"

Adam: I say, "It's quite nice weather. We're out for a swim."

Marijn: I push Lumi forward. "We have an anthropologist with us, she'd like to study your culture."

DM: "Culture?"

DM: Lumi, you're close enough to see that he's foaming at the mouth. Eyes completely wild. He doesn't even hear Glupbub.

Tati (playing Lumi): Yep, seen that before.

Adam (playing Griz): Hiii.

Andy: Fine. I use witch bolt on Elfonso.

DM: How do you want to do this?

Andy: Yes! I shoot the lightning from my twig and it comes out of his eyes.

Adam (playing Griz): "I don't wanna be burned."

M: "That's not necessarily your decision."

Andy (playing Glupbub): "My skin is very sensitive."

Lyra (playing Faith): "Do you also take being burned as a sign of affection?"

M: "Depends on the affection and the burning."

Lyra: *big dumb smile* "We can work with this."

M (playing Blazar): I'd quite like to check out that pool.

Tati (playing Lumi): Yeah, I'll take a dip.

M: 19 for Perception.

DM: Looks like water. Fresh water.

M: That's weird.

Tati: I have a poke around with my spear.

M: How deep is it?

DM: Five feet. You poke with your spear and don't find anything.

M: Can I see a water source?

DM: No. Make a History check.

M: 17.

DM: It was raining last night.

M: *narrows eyes*

Andy (playing Glupbub): Five feet of rain??

DM: This is a pre-generated map and I'm making shit up on the fly.

Marijn (playing Juniper): I'm also going to hide so I can get combat advantage. That's a 21.

DM: Yeah, you feel hidden.

Marijn: I throw another psychic blade at Goblin 2 with combat advantage. 22 to hit?

DM: Roll damage.

Marijn: With sneak attack! 13 damage.

DM: Cool. You see Juni crouch down, flick the wrist. Nothing for a second, and then this goblin's brain explodes.

Andy (playing Glupbub): Beautiful.