Presenting: Globitr/x!

2 immortals are grazed by death and get spooked about it

Sorry about the dry, unsatisfying mawshot, it's supposed to be at least mildly unpleasant

the flitter (snowglobe snow) is bone powder from a python and it's filled with ethylene glycol

despite this, they still have spongebob logic where they're still lighting fires in there. doesn't make smoke but it makes a very fun amount of bubbles and heat.

birdguy and DJMM have killed eachother in there several times

they're extremely sappy and lovey dovey partially because they really are just disgusting like that, but partially because they're kind of constantly only half awake. they keep going into periods of torpor to pass the time in the decades they'vell been in the globe and the only time they're 100% awake is when they're taken out of the box for december.

They're also partially sappy because they have an affinity for being enclosed in small places. It's unknown if this is why they're stuck in a snowglobe but it most certainly lends to their indifference towards the usually maddening concept of likely spending an eternity inside the snowglobe

Neither of them remember anything outside of life inside the globe.

DJMM witnessed the flying of the first airplane, but he doesn't remember this.

If the snowglobe is broken and they are dried out of the glycol, they permadie and their corpses will need to be moved with tongs or they will singe your skin off.

Once, the snowglobe was knocked over. It had completely shattered on the floor. But when it was found again to clean up the glass, the shards were still there, but the snowglobe looked as if it had been completely fixed.

There was just a bubble at the top, but once the weird liquid had been dried off and any leaks were checked for, that disappeared too. And thank goodness for that - it's an antique, after all.

Anyways the "incident" happened sometime in january 1987 and it was when birdguy and DJMM realized 1. they can't escape and 2. they are mortal

When their bodies get dried from the glycol they just start burning, and this is what Birdguy looked really quickly afterwards, considering he had to fix the glass with his mouth.

They can heal from it, but it takes quite a While.