Aug 15, 2025
Sometimes I forget I downloaded a bunch of ringtone apps and ruined my life, but sometimes I'm reminded (when the red cross calls me for the 5th time in a day).
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Sometimes I forget I downloaded a bunch of ringtone apps and ruined my life, but sometimes I'm reminded (when the red cross calls me for the 5th time in a day).
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Alexander McQueen: ‘What A Merry Go Round’ Fall/Winter (2001)
I will never get over how the most efficient method of big stretch is to contort and writhe like a newly raised ghoul like yeah it instantaneously fills my stamina and whimsy bars but at the cost of scaring da hoes😔
🎄🦷 HAPPY MIMICMAS, MY BELOVED GOBLINS & GHOULS!!! 🦷🎄
The calendar has spoken. The stars have aligned. A mimic hissed at me in the kitchen.
It is November 20th, which means Mimicmas 2025 has OFFICIALLY begun and will drag its jolly, many-legged body across the floor until January 2nd.
Prepare yourselves for: - Festive eldritch nonsense - Jolly horrors with too many teeth - Ship art that may or may not summon minor spirits - Goblins wearing ugly sweaters (the sweaters are alive) - Cursed fey creatures offering you “hot chocolate” (it whispers) - Monster doodles that blink when you’re not looking - General unhinged holiday energy
If YOU want to join the festivities, PLEASE do!!
Tag me so I may screech encouragement from the treetops like a winter cryptid!!!
🌟 MARK YOUR CALENDARS: The MIMICMAS WHEEL descends upon us on December 25th ONLY. It spins once. It judges all. You may receive benign blessings like “Free Sketch” or “10% Off,” …or you may be cursed with atrocities such as “Soggy Stocking”,“Gift Devoured”, or “Roll With Disadvantage” (thoughts & prayers). This is the season of mystery. And dampness. And teeth, lots of 'em.
What's the Mimicmas Wheel I hear you ask? Well- The Mimicmas Wheel is my new annual holiday abomination. A giant, festive, mildly carnivorous wheel that is available ONLY on December 25th!
You spin it (digitally only—do NOT touch it physically, it bites) and it spits out a coupon or boon such as: ✨ Discounts on commissions ✨ Free sketches ✨ Free full renders or watercolor pieces ✨ Free familiar designs ✨ Random upgrades ✨ Mild emotional damage ✨ The vague sense you’ve angered something ancient
Basically, it’s Santa…but if Santa were a mimic with gambling addiction.
Anyway—Happy Mimicmas, you delightful horrors!!! May your ornaments twitch softly, your presents behave (mostly), and your fey guests only steal one sock!!!🦷🎄👁️✨
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☢️ We all wander through the wastes in our own way. Sometimes you just need a good shirt to do it in.
Wasteland Wanderer is back in stock, screenprinted by hand in glowing radioactive green on soft black tees. For ghouls, scavvers, vault kids, and anyone who’s ever climbed out of a crater and kept going.
Back from the vault. Back in the shop. No caps required (but they’re appreciated).
the funniest thing an immortal shape-shifter can do when told to act their age is to simply crumble into dust. send post.