#gettingpulledover

A:  mother fucking cops. I got a ticket

 I:  for what?

 A:  having a con call on my cell phone haha but it was awesome the cop was following me for a long time however I just continued to drive and when I finally stopped him said  I didnt even notice him and I said no yes I did I just thought it would be more convient for A to pull into my work parking lot

hahah

 I:  hahaha

 A:  but it gets better I was still on the call and he asked if I was going to get off the call and I said no I need to be on it

haha

 I:  hahaha no wonder you got a ticket ahahahaha

 A:  hahah but it gets better

 I:  you sassy bitch

 A:  he asks for my license, I didnt have it on A so I had to give him my whole expired license

haha

 I:  OMG

 A:  the one I had when I was 16 and I have a dinosaur hat around my neck

 I:  bahahahahahaaha classic

 A:  but wait

there is more then he asked A for my insurance card no joke, I gave him 9 old insurance card.... non of which were current and to top it off my license plates are still the wrong plates on my car hahah I have personalized license plates that are suppose to be on my car but arent

 I:  wow

 A:  AND

I didnt have my registration hahahahah

 I:  i love how you started this with "mother fucking cops" like he was a dick or soAthing but turns out you have serious issues

classic

 A:  best part about it is that there are 5 different things he could give A a ticket for haha I know right classic move by A! but seriously 5 different things he could have giving A a ticket for But only gave A a $90 ticket for talking on my cell phone However, on my ticket it say 5'6 which we both know I am not even 5'6

 I:  hahahaha

 A:  127lbs.... yeah right maybe in my bra my hair blond.... which is not natural

and eyes: blue which is also false facts!

 I:  that is amazing. who did he think he was looking at

 A:  So I am thinking  I can get out of this ticket by saying I dont know who this person is described in the ticket because its not me

 I:  hahahahaha

 A:  I dont know but I want to ask him who he was looking at!

 I:  that might work

 A:  haha I know! I'm going to test it They can't raise the ticket right but debating that

 I:  well they can give you a ticket for being an ass hole but they wont raise the origional ticket

 A:  So I think I will show up to court in flats, brown hair, in a baggy sweater

 I:  hahahahaha

 A:  and say clearly he pulled over the wrong bitch

 I:  good plan

 A:  Oh and it gets better

 I:  let A know when you need soAone to post bail

 A:  so the whole tiA this is happening my co-work for our Seattle office is here

 A:  he takes a picture of the incident and posts it to our company Yammer page

 I:  hahahahah

 A:  saying this

 A:  You can't stop Her from closing deals! On a con call, getting pulled over and STILL told the cop that she needed to stay on the call while he wrote her the ticket. #gettingitdonedifferently #closers #uswestisamazing

and the VP of Sales for my district liked it haha

and so did the CEO

Little do they know I was actually on the call with a client who is not too happy with us  #priceless All in all I chalk this day up as a success!!