#get fed

This is what happens when you don't immediately feed Morty in the morning.

It's not easy being Morty. He has to slink around each day and make important time for sleeping. Some days he wanders the great outdoors of his own volition: perhaps rest on a fence, lie beneath a car, or initiate a skirmish with other local felines. On other occasions, he lies around, like a big lovely cat puddle, and blinks slowly if he is feeling sleepy. If he is feeling indecisive he will let his tail drift slowly, luxuriously even, from side to side. But sometimes, during times of adversity, he is even forced to lick his own a*s. Otherwise he spends his days stretching, staring inexplicably into space, wandering, purring, meowing, and last but not certainly not least, eating delicious #cat food. What a prince!

But herein lies the problem. It will trouble you to learn that sometimes Morty is not fed immediately in the morning. Which, quite frankly, is not the life to which royalty should be accustomed. Sometimes Morty's servant is apparently so preoccupied with waking up and getting out of bed and going to the bathroom and making themselves breakfast and other trivial nonsense that they totally neglect to feed him—and feed him tout de suite. This is unacceptable.

So Morty needs feeding, and feeding quickly. And if Morty is not fed immediately in the morning, this is what happens. This is what Morty must do. 

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She’s scratching deep too.

Everybody here for Team Red come closer so we can whisper scream about how the Laurie clip wasn’t even the protein, omg!

The direct and indirect FLIRTING and *cough* MENTORING. The open acknowledgments of SOMETHING GOING. Unparalleled. And like, that’s conformation the phone calls (AT LEAST) are ongoing, right?

This was better than full Jealous Roman because it was Smart Enough To Know Gerri’s Game But Still Sort Of Jealous Roman and I’m here for at least one Roy being able to control themselves. For now.

Look at these two, looking. Hot. Ugh. Hot.

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