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Geoducks

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Grocery time! Found the geoducks but did not buy one.
This impressive sticker measures over 11 long and is sure to delight (or possibly mortify) the recipient! My original geoduck illustration looks fabulous in a high-resolution print on vinyl, which is then given a protective coating to improve durability indoors and out. Each sticker comes in decorative, humorous packaging, making a fabulous gift.
this speaks to my soul.
it sounds heartless since my first reaction to scuba dude was a sincere “I’M GONNA MARRY HIM” but he is so bad at texting that he is gonna get his a$$ dumped any moment now

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President Donald Trump’s trade war with China is crippling an entire industry that hand-harvests geoducks.
Let people enjoy our geoducks. :(
treat or trick
TRICK! You have received Speedy the Geoduck
Happy Halloween >:)
Horny gay sailor after being caught with a geoduck: It’s...food.
Ace Shipmate not bothered by the “loneliness” of the sea: ...uh huh.
Horny gay sailor after being caught with a geoduck: I swear it is! I’ll prove it!
Horny gay sailor after being caught with a geoduck: *gay panics into learning how to shuck, clean, and serve geoduck*
Ace Shipmate not bothered by the “loneliness” of the sea: *squints eyes ins suspicion but concedes...*
Me: And that kids, is how humans looked at this clam thing that looks like a seamonster cock and decided it was food.