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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@optimusxmello
idk what's the beef between Santi and Tom from the Theorist Channels but it feels like a bit that's been stretched out too long. Or like an inside joke I wasn't there for.
It's one of the reasons that IF I do try to get through a new episode these days it's at like 2x speed.
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some aita smosh stories got me like: Oh, I'm too poc and poor for you, huh?
My favorite thing about the FIFA world cup other than Merlin the Mexican Good Luck Duck, are the Latin American digital artist gejinka-ing the sports teams and drawing them fucking, and the narrative circles around who won and by how much.
Do I know shit about soccer? Not really beyond the basics. Am I invested in how Alemania took someone's v card but then got puppied by Ecuador? Yeah, yeah I am.
whenever someone does a hard pivot to christian mythology I always do a side eye and mentally question....what did you do?
I am old, ancient, exhaustedā¦yet the grumbles that make it through my curated walls about dumb fandom bullshit from newbies gives me the spite to create.
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I gotta be vainer
Like a thick dick in porn
I can't wait until we have a president worth stealing shoelaces from again....
My monsterfucker days go all the way back to when would steal my brother's Godzilla toy for my Barbie to bounce on.
You ever look at a guy and think...yeah he's peggable but his whimpers would annoy me?
i went to ao3 to see how many explicit tmnt fics there were, only because I was reminded of the squeaking horny turtle humping a shoe video.
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I apologize for the psychic damage Iām about to inflict.
Donald Trumpās small hands would make Bill Clintonās cock look bigger than it is.
((This guy and emails huh??? lol. Weird way to learn Donny is a bottom. And ā¦Monica firstā¦more Donnyā¦makes you wonder about Billās flesh saxophone [this is the term I keep hearing]))
When I was a tween/teen Twilight was at peak popularity, along with TDV and other vampire stuff. Back then, I dreamed about being a vampireā¦but now, as I hunger and canāt decide what the fuck I want to eat and thinking about prepping and cleaning after cooking and fretting about storing food properlyā¦ imagining that but blood. Iād drag out hunting humans not for moral reasons but likeā¦do I have enough space to drain a whole body rn? My vacuum sealer isnāt the best so likeā¦. How fast do I have to get through this blood before it goes bad? What the fuck do I do with the body??? I donāt like to be bothered so having to deal with that?!?! And even moving every decade or soā¦thatās so tedious!!!
I would still be a good vampire, donāt get me wrong. Iād just be the previously gifted child mentality about it, ya know?
Me, half asleep, half trying to survive this administration; Victor Frankenstein gave his boy gender affirming care. In this essay, I will-
Two sentence horror story:
Someone hacked AO3. The Anonymous Collection was deactivated.
When you hear stuff about YouTubers, and you go āah fuckā¦. Here we go again.ā And then side eye their close friends and itās high key disappointing af
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Happy Rapture, you Heathens (Affectionate)
I somehow stumbled into Rapturetok...
Bro.
As someone who has lived through Y2K, June 6th, 2006, and 2012...
first off, with the state of entertainment, it sucks we're not getting apocalypse themed movies or episodes as much anymore. Or maybe we are but it's on one of MANY streaming sites I don't use idk.
That said...
There's a difference between previous raptures and now. And it is mostly of who's in charge of the country.
There are people giving away their cars and money and homes BELIEVING it's going to actually happen.
And it's funny haha hehe until Wednesday comes and they're still here. I don't think those that deep in the sauce will snap into reality and admit of the insanity, so we're just going to have a LOT of terrified and pissed off Christians who GAVE AWAY THEIR STUFF while they're "stuck on earth for the next 7 years" and I fear more for us minorities even more
Also, who the fuck schedule's a rapture for a tuesday? Seems like it should be a Thursday kind of thing if it had to happen on a weekday idk