I think it's ridiculous when he does his really elaborate and feral schtick of mounting his horse like... like an ape-
I made an alternative version with an OC of mine that can be found here

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I think it's ridiculous when he does his really elaborate and feral schtick of mounting his horse like... like an ape-
I made an alternative version with an OC of mine that can be found here

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My oc for planets of the apes. Her name is Irina. She is the second sister of general thade and the oldest of the 3. She works in politics.
Who's The Crazier Ape?
General Thade
Hugo Oak/Scarlemagne
I don’t know what’s up with Tim Roth’s voice in the Planet of the Apes remake.  He sounds like he has to take a really bad shit, but he’s stuck talking to someone and he doesn’t want to be rude so he lets the other person keep on talking.  He almost always has his teeth clenched and looks pissed off in every scene he’s in.

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Now I’m thinking up all these headcanons about Thade’s obviously dysfunctional family life. Like, he totally drove off/killed his sister’s husband and controls every move she makes.Â
Vote for Monkey and Aliens not Lizards
To my trusted followers,
Why are you trying to follow in this Lizard race to the top? This isn't what TRUEÂ democracy is all about! No, we need a politician we can trust, a politician who tells it like it is, somebody I know won't lie and manipulate me for their own gain!Â
A vote to true victory is with our General Thade and his vice president Ferdinand von Terl!
For you deserve a president who totally won't be in you personal space. Nor is totally not comparable to Palpatine or Putin. Or any other leader that starts with the letter P, because any leader who starts with the letter P is down the path of wrong.
No, the letter T is the true path!
... Except for Trump.
Don't be fooled, anyway. His real name Drumpf.
So my fellow followers, do not vote for a lizard as your president! Vote for a monkey and a alien instead!
Your future and ours will be the true light to Victory!!
With the endorsement of the Kinetic Need of Enforcing Effective Laws, "I'm General Zod, and I approve this message."