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Even a Stopped Clock Gets It Right Sometimes
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.” — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach There’s a strange comfort in that quote. Somewhere, sitting on a dusty shelf beside unpaid bills, expired coupons, and a mystery remote nobody claims, is a clock that has completely given up on life… and yet it still nails the time twice a day like it’s showing off. Honestly, that feels a little too relatable. Marriage…
Expectation: Chris Hemsworth. ⚡️ Reality: A thumb with a personality. 👍 Don’t commit to the beard until you’ve seen the chin, ladies. You think you’re dating Thor until the razor comes out and - BAM - you’re suddenly dating Pee-wee Herman. Keep your eyes peeled (and your phone protected) because the truth is out there... and it’s usually hiding under a face-nest. 🧔♂️🚫
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👀😂💄 I’d recognize you even if you turned to ashes, but if you put on makeup? Probably not. // Nǐ huà chéng huī wǒ dōu rènde nǐ, huà le zhuāng jiù bù yīdìng le.
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😂📱💸 Turns out chasing someone costs money. I thought just messaging “Wanna date?” on WeChat would be enough. // Yuánlái zhuī rén shì yào huā qián de, wǒ yǐwéi zài Wēixìn shàng gěi rén fā “chǔ bù chǔ” jiù xíng ne.
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Me: I’m done buying domains. Also me: registers “chaoticneutralcoffee.com” at 1:42am.
That is the most accurate logo for 2020! Haha.
But actually, I’ve learned a lot this year.