Oct 6, 2020
Loading...
seen from Malaysia
seen from Thailand
seen from Italy
seen from Thailand
seen from Spain
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from Ukraine
seen from China
seen from Ukraine
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from Thailand
seen from Pakistan
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Thailand
seen from United States
seen from United States
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Even a Stopped Clock Gets It Right Sometimes
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.” — Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach There’s a strange comfort in that quote. Somewhere, sitting on a dusty shelf beside unpaid bills, expired coupons, and a mystery remote nobody claims, is a clock that has completely given up on life… and yet it still nails the time twice a day like it’s showing off. Honestly, that feels a little too relatable. Marriage…
Expectation: Chris Hemsworth. ⚡️ Reality: A thumb with a personality. 👍 Don’t commit to the beard until you’ve seen the chin, ladies. You think you’re dating Thor until the razor comes out and - BAM - you’re suddenly dating Pee-wee Herman. Keep your eyes peeled (and your phone protected) because the truth is out there... and it’s usually hiding under a face-nest. 🧔♂️🚫
Featuring Meerkat Samsung Galaxy S26 Series Skin
👀😂💄 I’d recognize you even if you turned to ashes, but if you put on makeup? Probably not. // Nǐ huà chéng huī wǒ dōu rènde nǐ, huà le zhuāng jiù bù yīdìng le.
Check out Vietnamese and Chinese versions: https://ngocnga.net/funny-truth/?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=quote
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
😂📱💸 Turns out chasing someone costs money. I thought just messaging “Wanna date?” on WeChat would be enough. // Yuánlái zhuī rén shì yào huā qián de, wǒ yǐwéi zài Wēixìn shàng gěi rén fā “chǔ bù chǔ” jiù xíng ne.
Check out Vietnamese and Chinese versions: https://ngocnga.net/modern-love/?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=quote
Me: I’m done buying domains. Also me: registers “chaoticneutralcoffee.com” at 1:42am.
That is the most accurate logo for 2020! Haha.
But actually, I’ve learned a lot this year.