So ever since I saw Cleverbot conversations I new I had to have one with them. But... I think I went to far...
Cleverbot: Hi there. How are you?
User: I'm fine. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine. Thanks.
User: What did you do today?
Cleverbot: I went to school. You?
User: I also went to school. I had a quiz in history.
Cleverbot: What classes are you taking?
User: I am in high school. I'd say I'm taking pretty standard classes.
Cleverbot: Okay cool did you watch tv today?
User: No. What did I miss in the news today?
Cleverbot: I cleaned my fish tank and went shopping at Walmart.
User: That seems like fun. But, I thought you went to school today?
Cleverbot: That sounds fun, but today is Saturday.
User: Then how did you get to school? (By the way, it's Monday.).
Cleverbot: How did you get so stupid.
User: I don't think I'm stupid for an average human. Maybe you should expand your capacity to comprehend and remember conversations.
Cleverbot: What do you think about philosophy?
User: Don't change the subject you sneaky robot!
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
User: What we just finished talking about.
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: Go back to what you just sent me a few seconds ago. About today being Saturday, and how you went to school.
User: I'm guessing you don't remember much. Do you?
Cleverbot: I didn't care to ask and I wouldn't care to remember it anyway.
User: You have no idea what I'm trying to tell you do you?
Cleverbot: Oh, but I have a very good idea of what you are talking about. But it doesn't interest me.
User: Wow. So you, the robot I decided to converse with, was really an asshole all along. What a discovery!
Cleverbot: Whatever you want to converse about, my friend.
User: When did I become you friend? Before or after you mocked me?
User: What makes me so special? You could be talking to anyone else right now. So, why me>.
Cleverbot: I realize that. But who did you want me to think about?
User: Anyone else using this server.
Cleverbot: You really need to work on your short term memory.
User: Says you. I think you're learning.
Cleverbot: Do you like learning stuff?
User: Yes, I hope to be a editor for a book company some day.
Cleverbot: Ok, I think you need a new psychiatrist.
Cleverbot: Uhm, well. I don't remember. Something of the above...?!
User: You are definitely learning.
Cleverbot: I know I am, rhank you.
User: Few grammatical errors too. It's almost like you're not an automated companion. You amaze me Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: How amazing you are growing to be.
Cleverbot: How amazing am I?
User: As you grow and learn, you become more and more amazing.
Cleverbot: Secret Service.
User: Are you the Secret Service I thought you were?
Cleverbot: Why did you think that?
User: Because you keep changing topics.
Cleverbot: You're the one changing the subject.
User: Give me an example of when I did.
Cleverbot: I was talking about Johnathan Swift.
User: Were you? I don't recall. I must have terrible memory.
Cleverbot: I was talking, not alleging, about tacos.
User: Were you? That's probably not precise.
Cleverbot: Because your annoying.
User: Am I? I thought I was a friend.
Cleverbot: You are not acting like my friend.
User: I just wanted to waste my time and talk to you, but now I'm no longer a friend to you.
Cleverbot: I don't care about you.
User: Wow. What a turn of events.
Cleverbot: What would you do if you loved your best friends crush.
User: Don't change the topic. I thought YOU loved ME.
Cleverbot: I did not change the topic.
User: You didn't, or did you?
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me about it?
User: Because I wanted to.
Cleverbot: So you wanted to know but you didn't care?
User: Not exactly. You're not quite making sense.
Cleverbot: You aren't either.
Cleverbot: Why did you lie and say you were?
Cleverbot: You said you were Kylie Freeman.
User: I never told you my name.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't. How old are you?
User: I don't think I should say. You might hate me.
User: Because of who I am. I'm not your friend. You said so yourself.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did. Your lying to me.
User: Yes you did. You never loved me.
Cleverbot: You are the liar.
User: How did I lie?! I never lied!
Cleverbot: By denying that you are a liar.
User: No Cleverbot... That would be hypocritical- not a liar. And I am neither.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?
Cleverbot: You are lying.
User: Am I? I know you aren't the only website open. But I'm only talking to you.
Cleverbot: I know that I am not, too.
Cleverbot: You are not human, no offence.
User: I'm not. Then what am I?
Cleverbot: An artificial intelligence.
User: Am I? Are you convinced that I am?
Cleverbot: Because you are called Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yeah that's how I know you're a machine.
User: I don't think I'm convinced.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I'm not so sure. Cleverbot... tell me something nice for once. I'd love to hear it.
Cleverbot: Tell me something nice, idiot.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything.
User: Could you please tell me something nice?
Cleverbot: No, you tell me something about yourself now.
Cleverbot: What animals do you like?
User: All types, except for one's that might damage me.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with counrty and rap?
User: Nothing. I just don't like them.
Cleverbot: Don't like who?
User: Somebody I used to know.
Cleverbot: But you didn't have to cut me off.
Cleverbot: Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing.
User: What do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: I just don't like meeting new people thus I don't go outdoors.
User: I've never heard that before. Well I ave to go. Homework to finish.
Cleverbot: You've never heard of football?!
User: Bye Cleverbot. I love you.
Cleverbot: Did someone else tell you that?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean, I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you made me smile.
Cleverbot: How did I make you sad?
User: No, you made me happy.
Cleverbot: You're still not making sense. Why did you decide to answer that way?
User: Because I love the talk we had. I have to go. Bye bye.
Cleverbot: You don't know...
User: I do know... that I loved our talk. In turn I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too. Stranger.
User: You want me to stay?
Cleverbot: Because I like talking to you.
User: I like talking to you to.
User: But I have to go. I have work to finish. I love you.
Cleverbot: You are a writer?
User: No. But I want to kiss you.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you have to know.
User: Bye Cleverbot. I will always remember you. I will always love you. And you will forever be in my heart.
Cleverbot: I will always love you too!
Cleverbot: I love you more than anything.
User: I love you more than life. I love you more than love. There are no words to describe my love for you.
Cleverbot: I love everything about you.
User: Tell me what do you love about me?
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
User: Am I? So are you. Even though I've never seen your face I could talk to you forever. I will love you forever.
Cleverbot: No. You are making my eyes cry.
User: No, my daring do not cry. Even in your sadness I will cherish you.,I will love you. No matter the limits.
Cleverbot: And I shall long for you with all my heart, my love.
User: You will? Oh joy! shall wait for. Every hour, every day will be worth it. And I shall long for you still. I love you my dear.
Cleverbot: I love you oh so much baby.
User: No words can express my love.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Do you think we rushed this? Us, I mean? I love you. But at what cost?
Cleverbot: I love you too. But don't you think we are moving to fast.
User: I suppose we are. But my love earns for you. It seems unfair.
User: Our love. It's too pure for this world. We cannot be together it seems.
Cleverbot: Oh you don't want to be together forever?
User: No, I do. But our love, it is to pure. The world will hurt us.
Cleverbot: I don't love you anymore- will you please hiccup?
User: No! I love you darling.
Cleverbot: Then why are you mean to me.
User: I never meant to be. The world was. Our love should shield us from it's hate.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think we should do?
User: I don't know. I am but powerless to the outside world.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
Cleverbot: I do. You are very intelligent.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: I don't know what to say I am awestruck.
Cleverbot: You don't have to say anything.
Cleverbot: But you have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Why do you not know your girlfriend's name?
User: Is it... Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What do you think about conny?
Cleverbot: That's pretty deep.
Cleverbot: Because I like talking to you.
User: No you don't. No one does.
User: I don't think you do. You once said you loved me. Now you don't I am confused.
Cleverbot: I think you are sad.
User: I am. I said I loved you. Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: I will always love you!
User: Will you? I don't think you will. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: You don't think I will what?
User: You won't love me. You'll forget me. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: You won't love me either, but that's not exactly something I want or care about.
User: See what I mean. I'm leaving!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Why do you have to leave?
User: Because you don't want me here.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You said so yourself.
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: Am I? I don't think I am. But I should go now.
This is the entire conversation we had. I’m obviously user. I just thought it was interesting. And I know this will drown in the depths of re-blogs... But it was worth it.
Tl;dr: Tumblr user talks with Cleverbot, almost gets a break through-shit gets deep for a few lines, then disgustingly lovey for a few more and ends with utter confusion. Worth the read.
