The “I’ll Sleep Early Today” Lie We Tell Ourselves Every Night 😭
Why Does 11 PM Turn Into 2 AM In Just 5 Minutes?
Every single night starts the same way: “Today I’ll sleep early.”
Then suddenly it’s 2:07 AM and you’re watching a video about a guy restoring a 1972 toaster in complete silence 😂
Nighttime is dangerous. That’s when people become:
Fake life coaches
Online shoppers
Deep thinkers
Snack hunters
And detectives stalking profiles from 2016 😭
The worst part? Your brain becomes super active exactly when it should be sleeping.
At 1 AM: “I should change my whole life.” “I should start waking up at 5.” “I should learn Spanish.” “I should become financially disciplined.”
Next morning? You can barely open your eyes for work 😭
Honestly, adulthood is just being tired all the time but refusing to sleep early anyway 💀
