#fr deity

(Translation: That one time I accidentally turn Mr. Arcanist into a mirmir)

Hey there, do you want to make sure your deity will immediately strike you down if you ever get exalted? Do you realize that your deity should’ve never actually been put in charge of leading a flight? Well boy do I have the guide for you!

If you want to start off small, just stop talking about them entirely, and just stop complimenting them! While your deity will not actually know if you’re not praising them since they’re not omniscient, it’s good to start off with baby steps

Begin to openly denounce your deity and make sure literally everyone in your flight knows about your opinions. You might get tackled or attacked  by your clanmates but that’s apart of the process.

If you really wanna dig deep, just refuse to call them by their titles! Call them by their real names! Screw you, Thrage!

Begin to praise other deities, or if you just hate all of them, praise the shade! You might get some unexpected results by praising the shade so take caution

(Extra step: Start burning flight memorabilia if you hate your flight as well)

And if you really wanna make sure your deity will kill you the moment they set sights on you? Visit them! It’s surprisingly easy to talk to your deity personally, so if you can, just do all of the above to/in front of them!

Congrats! You’re blasphemous! Your deity can and will strike you down the next time they see you, and will have no remorse either!*

(*If the deity you’re denouncing is the Earthshaker he will probably not kill you, he’ll just cry. Look at what you’ve done. Really? What a low blow)

(*If the deity you’re denouncing is the Tidelord, you’re gonna have to wait a couple years in order to come to him personally)

Earthshaker: Artaios

Flamecaller: Akiri

Windsinger: Ghurab

Tidelord: Rhenik/Hirotomo

Shadowbinder: Undel

Icewarden: Eberict

Stormcatcher: Thrage

Lightweaver: Rhiow/Rishmilu

Gladekeeper: Amogayvhi

Plaguebringer: Jhortanas