Taylor Swift wrote Fresh Out the Slammer for Playmaker Obikin
âNow pretty baby Iâm running straight home to you / Fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be tooâ
Everytime i hear it I think about how badly Obi wan must have wanted to go straight home and then he gets ânapped by his dad.
honestly itâs all playmaker anakinâs fault that he didnât have someone stationed outside obi-wanâs prison at all hours of every day of his sentence. He should have known that Qui-Gon would try to be all sneaky about this and kidnap his own son to keep him away from anakin
the one big time that anakin lost to qui-gon and itâs really just a miracle that he didnât immediately kill qui-gon as soon as he returned. probably the only reason he didnât is because he didnât want to leave obi-wan alone for that long and he absolutely wanted to kill him himself
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âWhat are you suggesting, milady?â he asked in his most scandalised tone, hacking away at another bush. He wasnât anxious for another scolding like an hour ago when the hem of her dress had caught on a bramble and ripped. Heâd pointed out that maybe she shouldnât have worn a dress for negotiations that required a couple klicks of walking through forest. Sheâd pointed out that he essentially wore a dress, too, gesturing to his knee-length tunic. âI only meant a game of I-Spy or Guess-What-Iâm-Thinking, of course.â
âOf course,â she said, stepping over a particularly large branch. âBut okay. What are you thinking?â
He shot another grin over his shoulder. âThat this game is boring and we should find something else to entertain ourselves.â
âAni,â she laughed, shaking her head. âYouâre terrible.â
âTerribly in loâwait.â He stopped abruptly, holding out a hand to motion for her stillness. âSomethingâs not right.â
He was on the ground before he could finish his sentence.
The world was upside down and pink and purple, like that time heâd drank a little too much and had to call Obi-Wan for a pick-up. That was a low moment for him, but this...this. This was something else entirely.
He lifted a weightless hand to his neck and fumbled around until he found the small, feathered needle. Iktochi poison dart. Heâd only ever seen pictures of them.
Muffled yells surrounded him and he became vaguely aware of someone kicking at his hand. His lightsaber; gone. His fingers clenched as he summoned the weapon back to him, but the Force was silent. Inhibited.
The colours around him became more vibrant and his mind cleared.
He tried to stand up, but his joints were like noodles and he didnât make much headway. Rough hands came to grip his shoulders. Pathetically, he tried to pull away.
âCareful Jedi,â a voice growled in his ear.
ââthe girl?â another voice was saying from somewhere to Anakinâs side. He strained to catch a glimpse of the voice...a glimpse of her...but the pink and purples overwhelmed him and he could barely keep his head from hanging limply in front of him.
âLet him go,â she demanded from somewhere in front of him. He should be able to see her or feel her, but he canât.
âYouâre not in a position for negotiations, girl,â the man holding Anakin chuckled darkly.
âOn the authority of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, I demand you let him go.â
âThe Galactic Senate of the Republic? Well, why didnât you say so?â the man sneered.
The pinks and purples began to clear again and Anakin finally saw her. She was okayânot drugged like him. Still on her feet and only being mildly restrained by an Iktochi man.
He tried to move his mouth, but his tongue felt heavy and large in his mouth.
âWhat is the purpose of this?â she demanded. âWe are here on a diplomatic mission to meetââ
Anakin tried to speak again, but his words were incoherent and garbled. Immediately, he bowled over in pain. The man with a grip on Anakinâalso Iktochi, he could now seeâwas holding an electrostaff, still sparking with the energy that had just jolted through Anakinâs body.
âIâm a Senator,â she said, her voice even and poised. âA highly effective one, in fact. Surely my ransom would be higher than one of ten thousand Jedi knights.â
âNo, youââ His voice became a strangle as another current of electricity coursed through his body.
âThe offer will not be on the table indefinitely,â she said sharply, with all the composure of Senator Amidala. But Anakin knew her. Panic. She was panicking.
âNo,â he croaked, before another shock brought him to his knees.
Her voice pitched the slightest bit higher. âYour answer?â
Anakin felt the bounty hunter tense at his side. The Force went static as the Iktochi man considered his options. If this was any other situation, Anakin would roll his eyes. Iktochis were, generically speaking, some of the most self-serving, deceptive scumbags heâd ever encountered.
âWait,â the Iktochi growled. âYou would willingly...trade places with this Jedi?â
She nodded shortly.
âWhy?â he said, eyes narrowing in suspicion.Â
âYou can continue to senselessly question me or you can accept my offer and let him go.â She peered at Anakin and a sliver of her cool countenance fell. âI know this Jedi. He will not go quietly with you. Take me instead.â
Her eyes widened as he ran toward her. âAnakin! No! Donâtââ
He collapsed to the ground in a heap, his body shaking as current after current of electricity was shot through his body from the blow point on his lower back.Â
Iâve loved you for so long. Itâs really embarrassing. Longer than I knew I even liked girls. I know that now. But because of last year, Iâm so so scared. What if this isnât going to go anywhere? What if we both jump in again, to get hurt? Is it worth the risk? I ask myself.
Then I look at you. I see you laugh to fill the silence and hide your nervousness. I stare into your eyes as the crinkle from your smile. Iâve decided that it is worth the risk. Just tonight with you is worth the risk. You are worth every risk and more in regards to my heart. Because you make me happier than Iâve ever been.
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Love it when other people bring up kuwsk so I have an excuse to gush about kusk. Sometimes I think about the graduation of obi wan feeling like he can claim the skywalkers. First telling strangers who mistake the twins for his these are just his friend's kids he's looking after as a favour, then later when people are like "oh so they aren't yours?" He just mists up and is like "up. No. Haha" then finally reaching "LMAO YOU BET THEYRE ALL MINE IVE GOT ALL THE OFFICIAL PAPERWORK!" stage.
!!!!! wait!!!! you've boiled KUSWK down to its bare essentials!!! we're talking about a man who resigned himself to never love (romantic and otherwise) anyone else again because love turned out to be too painful but then he meets another man who hasn''t necessarily gone through the same things marriage/divorce-wise but who knows what it's like to WANT THINGS
and then finally obi-wan makes a transition to the stage that is 'i want this and that's okay of me' and it's prefaced by a ton of faltering sort of half-steps
meanwhile anakin is cheering on the sidelines just waiting for obi-wan to feel comfortable with a single half-step (because in KUWSK, Anakin wouldn't push Obi-Wan to do anything at all because he's emotionally competent and can see and extrapolate the hurtles Obi-Wan is going through)
BUT KUWSK? a story about Obi-Wan, the provider of the house in the og story (he couldn't pay for his house after his ex-wife stopped paying, BUT Anakin needed a house and he had one), WANTING THINGS. PEOPLE. A FAMILY.
honestly obi-wan doesn't know this in KUWSK, but what he wants most in life is a mudroom.
He wants to own a wild crazy house in Coruscant and have a place---a ROOM EVEN--where his partner and his kids take off their (muddy) shoes and raincoats so as not to track mud into his house
like what he wants is to be able to hang up a crumpled rain jacket a few minutes too late when the kids are already gone, streaming further into the house with tiny high voices and laughter that echoes back to him that makes the walls feel less small.
but he doesn't KNOW this yet in most of KUWSK and he doesn't understand how much he wants to claim the Skywalkers in like. every possible parental way. and. it can't be unsaid---to claim the one Skywalker in a very non-parental way.
I want to take a road trip w you. A really cliche one. I want to wake up from the backseat, entangled with each other. I want to spend the days listening to music with you as afternoon sunshine washes over your fingers wrapped around the steering wheel. I want to watch you sleep in the passenger seat as a podcast plays softly in the background. I want to toss hamburger wrappers at you when you make a stupid joke. I want to sleep with you humming in the background. I want to spend night on the trunk looking at the starts and wrapped in each other. I want to kiss you in the moonlight and watch the sun rise over the horizon, only to brush his soft fingers through your hair as you sip shitty coffee. I want to end up someplace new with you. I want to pick flowers off the side of the road for you. I want you, here, with me, young and in love.