City of Ashes Book Quote Rp Meme
Book two of the Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare- feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes
“I don’t want to be a man I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.“
“There’s no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.”
“With him, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.”
"So you’re just that friendly with everybody, is that it?”
“I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.”
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
"I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”
"Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”
“Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”
"You want to kiss me, don’t you?”
"Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body,"
“I’ve heard the word ‘fear’. I simply choose to believe it doesn’t apply to me.”
“Sometimes you don’t have to search out danger, sometimes danger finds you”
"There are no straight men in the trenches.”
“If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché?”
“What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name”
“If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I’m not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”
“When you love someone, you don’t have a choice. Love takes your choices away.”
“Some guys look at you like they only want sex. He looks at you like you’ve had sex - it was great and now you’re just friends. Drives girls crazy. Know what I mean?"
“I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”
"I prefer to think that I’m a liar in a way that’s uniquely my own.”
Usually I’m remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn’t end in y.”
“I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,”
“I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square.”
“I’m going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”
“Pain is only what you allow it to be”
“No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.”
“You might want to lie down, I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
“You live in my head all the time.“
“If you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change.”
“I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me.”
“It does? Oh - you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably.”
He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”
"I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself.”
"Oh I know his secret.He’s terrified I’ll tell everyone that he’s always wanted to be a ballerina.”
“Lawful good to lawful evil!”
“They confused beauty with innocence and harmlessness.”
“You disappear so completely into your head sometimes, I wish I could follow you.”
“I didn’t betray you, idiot.”
“Growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you could change”
“Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same.”
“Everyone has choices to make; no one has the right to take those choices away from us. Not even out of love..”
“You do seem obsessed with my look…Could it be that you’re attracted to me?”
“He had become a monster. You just couldn’t see it…because it wore the face of a friend.”
“It’s awfully butch for a bookseller.”
“Hate is nothing when weighed against survival. “
“Suddenly you‘re interested in solving my problems?”
“Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.”
“The nod means 'I am a badass, and I recognise that you too, are a badass.”
“Then again, it was him. He’d pick a fight with a Mack truck if the urge took him.”
"Honestly, if you don’t start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority, I just don’t know what I’ll do with you.”
"You think I haven’t seen the way you two look at each other? The way he says your name? You may not think I can feel, but that doesn’t mean I can’t see feelings in others.”
“Nothing less than 7 inches.”
“Fate is never fair. You are caught in a current much stronger than you are; struggle against it and you’ll drown not just yourself but those who try to save you. Swim with it. and you’ll survive”
“Desire is not always lessened by disgust. Nor can it be bestowed, like a favor, to those most deserving of it. And as my words bind my magic, so you can know the truth. If she doesn’t desire his kiss, she won’t be free.”
"I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register.”
“Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.”
“I can’t believe he didn’t have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter, I must say, I’m disappointed in the little fellow.”
“Sure. And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.”
“If you’re texting him to say 'I think u r kewl’ I’m going to kill you”
"You are mortal; you age; you die, if that is not hell, pray tell me, what is?”
“I was even a little glad that if it wasn’t going to be me she wanted, it was going to be someone who really deserved her.”
"It could be worse, men my age have been known to purchase expensive sports cars and sleep with supermodels.”
"Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole’s sister.”
“I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am”
"You mean father. I despise this modern habit of calling one’s parents by their names.”
'Its not often you get to see someone drool, especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything.”
“Come to think of it, he‘ll probably make you pay the shipping charges yourself.”
“The next thing I knew I was listening to five people shouting. What was that all about, anyway?”
“It looks to me like you‘re using a wall to prop you up. that’s not my definition of ‘standing.’”
“Leaning comes right before standing.”
“To draw something is to try to capture it FOREVER, if you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change”
“It’s always nice when someone volunteers to be the first up against the wall.”
"I take it I’m just supposed to wait out here until vines start growing on me?”
“I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.”
“How do you know what feet taste like?”
“Oh, you know. The usual. A lifetime’s supply of Knicks tickets.
“But if you can’t tell the truth to the people you care about the most, eventually you stop being able to tell the truth to yourself.”
'Finishing my shower. And if you‘ve made me run through all the hot water, I‘ll be very annoyed.”
“I do not understand how you humans can walk in shoes that are that tall.”
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