#fmen

Learning how to manipulate a man is easier than you think. Whether you’re a girl, a gay, or a non binary diva. It’s incredably easy to do(Especially when most men only think with two parts of their body 😉)! Now, these instructions are specifically for feminine presenting people, however that doesn’t mean that you have to be feminine to try!

Step 1: Locate your target(Go find you a man!).

Begin by locating your target. While there are many ways to locate a gullible man, starting online is highly recommended. Once you are online you must look for men who seem like they want to “control” their partner, however be careful not to pick a man who is too controlling or smart, they may realize what you’re up to and become violent! Be cautious when looking for men online(and in person), the man is a dangerous species!

(Find yourself a Himbo!)

Step 2: Make them want you(You are the most desirable person on the planet!).

If you followed my advice and decided to look for a man online, this next step will be easy! I’m sure you’d like nothing more than to lie around your house in whatever Pj’s you choose. I do too, which is why you must have at least five pretaken photo’s of yourself in top condition! The cutest Pj’s, the hottest outfit, you’re best hairday. Make sure you have a folder(And don’t let it get too old, we’re not catfishing them after all!), when he asks to see what you look like? You send him a pre save pic, no muss no fuss! And if he asks for something taken in the moment? Ask the same question, but be careful, you must be prepared to make yourself look good in ten minutes or less in case he follows through!

Step 3: Lie to them(Your pants are on fire and so are you, burn them all!).Lie, Lie, Lie! When they ask to meet up(After all verification and at least two video calls, and always in a public place. Don’t be stupid ladies, lest the manipulator become the manipulated!), you agree, then? You make an excuse! Be careful to only do this up to three times in a row, lest they become suspicious. If your man is especially slow, tell him you’ve nothing to wear(even if you just went shopping), make yourself seem pitiful. Broke and just wanting to look good for him, and when he offers to send you money, or even an outfit? Take it! This is what you wanted! (Make him seem like it’s his idea if you choose to suggest it first)

Step 4: Give them something they want(Throw those dogs a bone!).At this point your man is probably suspecting something, maybe he’s growing upset, maybe he’s becoming uninterested. This is when you finally meet up, he should be sufficiently desperate at this point. Make sure he plans the date(but steer him in the right direction of course), and be positive that he’s paying, taking out your wallet should not even be thought of and if he asks you to, you may have done something wrong.

Step 5: Gaslight them(Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Queen!).Now that you’ve met up, there are opportunities to get even more from this man! If you want a new book, or a dress? He already agreed to get it, and how dare he have forgotten! Don’t do this too often, he may start growing a brain and piecing things together, and we wouldn’t want that, would we? (Always proceed with caution, if things are taking a turn or you no longer wish to proceed, cut him off and cut him out! Never take him to your home or tell him where you work/ take classes, you want to be able to avoid him if you have to bail!)

Step 6: Reap the benefits(You now have a very willing servant!).