(written for @fluffyjuly day seven: stealing food)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Word Count: 2597
Mikey stumbles out of the gymnasium, a blunt Number 2 pencil in his hand and an open backpack slung over his shoulder, and he nearly collapses onto the bench outside.
Leoâs there, waiting for him, looking no better than he is. There are deep circles below his eyes, and heâs wearing Raphâs giant hoodie, looking two seconds away from falling asleep.
Mikey walks up to him and holds up a trembling hand.Â
Leo tries to high-three him, missing the first time, and barely clipping his pinky the second time. He looks so tired, Mikey canât even make fun of him.Â
âWe did it.â Leo croaks out. âAPUSH. Itâs finally over.â
âFinally.â Mikey sighs, sitting down next to him. He watches the other people filing out behind them, just as wrung out, and he absently wonders if movie directors use AP Testing Day as inspiration for what zombie raids look like. âThought it would never end.â
âWhat did you get for that last short answer question? It made no sense to me.â
âBro. Iâm being so for real with you, I just started writing Hamilton word for word somewhere in the middle of the FRQs.â
Mikey snorts, hard enough that he accidentally starts coughing. Leo laughs loudly, and it comes out as a honking sound. Which makes both of them crumble into a fit of hysterical chortling, undoubtedly drawing everyoneâs attention, but not caring one bit.Â
âOh,â Mikey gets out, finally taking a breath, hearing his heart beat in his ear, âI think we officially hit that stage of exhaustion where weâve lost it.â
ââLost itâ? Did we ever really have it?â
âIf by âitâ you mean the Hamilton soundtrack, then yeah, apparently.â
They break out in giggles again, echoing in the empty gym floor. A tear rolls down Mikeyâs cheek, delirium threaded through each hiccup.
âOkay, okay, câmon, thatâs enough.â Leo rasps, trying to sit up. âWeâre literally about to pass out from laughing.â
Mikey obeys, and stands up, only wobbling on his feet a little. He pulls Leo up, who wobbles a lot more. Ha. Mikey wins.Â
He checks the time on his phone, white numbers stark against his wallpaper, a picture of Donnie drawing a moustache on Mondoâs sleeping face.
âEugh.â He groans. â11:15. My stupid English class is going on right now.â
âOh, with that really annoying girl, right?â
âYeah! Her voice is like a bad Jennifer Coolidge impression, man. And sheâs always talking.âÂ
ââYou look like the fourth of Julyâ.â Leo tries to imitate, scrunching his nose.Â
Mikey groans again, massaging his temples. He already has a tension headache brewing, and if he has to deal with that nasally sound for the next forty minutes, heâll die.Â
He sees Leo frown slightly, as he reaches out to dig his fingers into the base of Mikeyâs skull. He immediately goes lax, faint surprise mixed with relief from the pain. He hadnât even realized the headache had travelled that far. Pizza Supreme bless Leoâs acupressure knowledge.
âThanks.â He mumbles.Â
âNo problem.â Leo answers. âYou sure you donât wanna go to the nurseâs office? Or I could text April for some ibuprofen?â
âNah, Iâm good.â Mikey stretches out his neck, already feeling a lot better. âI got to get to class.â
Leo hums. And thereâs a considering tone in it.Â
âOr. Yâknow.â He says, a little too casually. âYou donât.â
Mikey blinks at him. âSorry?â
Leo shrugs, as a smirk grows on his face. âYou donât have to go. You hate English anyway, and I have a free period. We can, like, leave.â
Mikeyâs brows rise up, shocked. Leoâs never been one to suggest bunking. Thatâs more Raphâs thing. âYou want to go home? Dadâs gonna get mad, though.â
âI didnât say home.â
Mikey simply stares at Leo. Leo stares back, a challenge in the quirk of his brows.Â
âOh, hell yeah.â Mikey exclaims excitedly, pumping a fist. âAlright! Weâre renegades, man, weâre bunking school!â
Leo snorts, zipping up his backpack for him. âOh, yeah, ârenegadesâ. All those years of ninja training just to sneak out of school for snacks without getting caught.â
âSnacks?â Mikey asks with a grin. âWhat kind of snacks?â
Leo makes him properly fit both straps of the backpack over his shoulders, because heâs Mr. Mother-Hen and he has no sense of coolness. Mikey rolls his eyes.Â
Then, suddenly Leo grins. âFirst one to the bodega gets to pick.â
âWhatâ hey!â Mikey chokes out, bewildered, his shoes squeaking against the linoleum as he tries to catch up to the quickly-disappearing figure of Leo. âNot fair!â
They race out of the Eastman High building, and all the way to their favorite bodega, a high-stakes competition of stealth and cunning and sheer un-sportsmanship, as exhibited by Leo when he tries to trip Mikey as soon as he gets a lead. Mikey just barely catches himself against a pedestrian signal pole, and curses at Leo loud enough to scandalize a group of mothers walking by.Â
Eventually, Leo makes it there before him, hands on his knees, panting loudly. âIâI win.â
âShut up.â Mikey wheezes out, back against the wall. His feet are killing him. âYou cheated. Iâ hate you.â
âYou can hate me all you want, I still get to pick snacks.â
Leo flips him off, straightening up and reaching into his pocket. He waves a crumpled ten-dollar note at him, smirking, âTime to get my prize.â
Mikey rolls his eyes, and he goes inside. Two minutes later, he shows up with two chocolate donuts. He offers one to him as he takes a bite of his own.Â
And so, of course, Mikey immediately snatches Leoâs donut, and shoves all of it in his mouth.Â
âWhat theâMikey!â Leo exclaims.Â
Mikey tries to chew through the soft dough, skidding away so he doesnât get smacked, trying not to choke from laughter at how indignantly Leo gapes at him.Â
âDid you seriously just steal my food?â He groans, sounding betrayed. âThat was my reward!â
âAnd that was my revenge.â Mikey waves a fist dramatically.Â
The pathetically upset look on Leoâs face is only enjoyable for so long, before he starts feeling bad. He rolls his eyes again. âFine, fine, here, take mine.â
âThank you.â Leo huffs, taking a bite. âThe least I deserve after that exam is a donut.â
Mikey opens his mouth, ready to inform him exactly what else he deserves, especially after that tripping stunt earlier, but they suddenly hear a voice across the street.Â
âYo, check it out, itâs those turtle hero dudes! Wait up, I wanna ask for a selfie!â
Leo cringes, sporting neither the appearance or the attitude to be doing a surprise meet-and-greet. Mikey relates.
âRooftop?â He suggests. Leo nods, and they escape.Â
They make it to the roof of the tallest building on the block, and Mikey sighs, throwing away his backpack and flopping down onto the cool cement.Â
âYou know you have a chromebook in there.â Leo reminds him.Â
âDonât care.â He responds. âRaph already broke his last week, and itâs still working fine.â
Oh, he wasnât supposed to tell anyone that. Shit. âUh. No. No, he didnât. Youâre just hearing things. Focus on the donut.â
âI finished the donut.â Leo says, and lies down next to him. âAnd youâre a terrible secret-keeper.â
âUntrue! I can keep a secret.â
âYou told April we were throwing her a surprise birthday party the hour we planned it. A week before the date.â
â...Objection. Relevance.â
The wind blows in their direction, chilly and refreshingâwhich, in New York City terms, means ânot full of smokeââand Mikey closes his eyes against it. The dull throbbing in his skull seems to subside a little, now that heâs away from fluorescent school lights and loud voices.Â
âHowâs the headache?â Leo asks.Â
âMeh.â Mikey answers honestly. And, after a pause, âYours?â
âMeh.â He replies. âI needed more caffeine this morning.â
âI think you mean you need to stop pulling all-nighters.â
âI suddenly canât hear you.â
âLeo.â Mikey tsks. âYou spent all night holed up in the library after it closed. That shit is not sustainable, man. Whatâre you gonna do in college?â
Leo stays quiet for a little bit, and he lets it go, ignored. He turns towards the pigeon a few feet from them, peering at them with its red eye, and he waves.
âI donât think I wanna go.â
The words are barely loud enough to be heard over the breeze in their ears. Quiet enough that both of them could pretend he hadnât said them at all. But Mikey doesnât. âHuh?â
He watches Leoâs Adam's apple bob, as he croaks out, âI donât think I want to go to college.â
Mikey gets up on his elbow and stares at him, surprised. âWhat?â
It comes out a lot more shocked than he wanted. Leoâs brows twitch in irritation. âI donât, okay? What, is that a crime?â
âNo, no!â Mikey shakes his head, holding his hands up. âThatâs, like, totally fine if you donât wanna go to uni. It makes sense, right? I mean, who wants to spend thousands of bucks for a piece of paper?â
âYou do.â Leo reminds him, and it sounds almost accusatory. âDonnie does. Raph does.â
âYeah, but like, Donnie is a nerd.â Mikey tries to justify, waving a hand as he speaks. âHis entire world is books and papers. He wants that gold-encrusted degree certificate to hang in his office when heâs, like, the president. And Raphâs only going because he got a wrestling scholarship and he wants to play professionally. Heâs probably gonna study something like, I donât know, Bachelors of Science in Crocheting, probably. Or Sulking Broodily. Or Crocheting and Sulking Broodily. Heâs good at both.â
Leo lets out a chuckle, the corners of his lips turning up, and Mikey rides on that high. âAndâand me? You wanna compare yourself to me? You think I know what Iâm doing most of the time? I seriously donât. Actually, Iâm probably the last person you wanna emulate.â
A deeper dent appears between Leoâs brows, and he turns towards him. âWhat? Why not?â
âWell. âCause.â Mikey shifts his weight. âYouâll probably screw up.â
Now he looks more confused. âHow?â
ââCause.â Mikey shifts again. âDonât I? Screw up all the time, I mean? Everyone usually says, âMikey, do thisâ, instead of âOh, do it like Mikeyâ. You guys too.â
âWell, sure.â Leo says slowly. âBut thatâs because weâre just bossy. That doesnât mean youâre aâa screw-up, Mikes.â
Mikey pauses, and then just shrugs. That isnât the point of this conversation. âWhatever. Iâm just saying you should do what you want, not what any of us want.â
âNo. Not âwhateverâ.â Leo sits up, criss-crossing his legs, looking down at him. The frown on his face makes the dark circles look deeper, his already red eyes seeming more drained. Despite that, though, Mikey can see the gears churning in his mind. âDude. Are you serious?â
âWhat?â He leans away, feeling a little like heâs under a microscope.Â
âDo you really believe that?â Leo asks, and that tone, surprised weaved with hurt, makes something pinch in Mikeyâs chest. âThat you donât do things âcorrectlyâ? And no one should listen to you?â
Mikey swallows dryly, and tries to lie back down, hoping to look anywhere other than Leoâs too-keen gaze. He tries to find an answer, but the silence stretches for a bit too long.
âMichael.â The hurt blossoms, like an invisible bruise pressed too hard. Mikey clenches his fist. âThatâs not fucking true.â
âIt doesn't matter.â Mikey mutters. âWe were talking about you. Not me.â
âIt does!â Leo exclaims, and oh, that's the big-brother voice, something Mikey is hard-wired to listen to. âMikey. Look at me.â
He does, making his annoyance clear. The expression on Leoâs face reminds him of Raph, itâs so full of stubbornness.Â
âYou are one of the smartest people I know.â Leo begins. Mikey scoffs, but he barrels over him. âNo, shut up, donât make that face. You are. âSmartsâ isnât just nerdy stuff, okay? Itâs not just Donnie solving an integral on the spot. There's different kinds of smartness. And youâre, like, the coolest of them! Youâre insightful, and intuitive, and, like, sharp-wittedââ
âWow, whose thesaurus did you rob?â He blurts out before he can help himself.Â
Leo leans forward, and grabs Mikeyâs face with both hands. They are calloused and cold, and familiar as his own.
âYouâre going to be quiet and listen to me, because I said so.â He states firmly. Mikey does. âThereâs only a handful of people in this world that I genuinely look up to. And you are on top of that list.â
Mikeyâs eyes sting, as Leo continues, âYou know what Iâm like, Mikes. I always play by the book, I never color outside the lines, I suck up to Dad. I have a stick up my ass, I know, you guys remind me every day.â Thereâs a small, rueful smile on his face. âThatâs just how I am. But you are the exact opposite. You call it âimprovisationâ. I call it âthinking on your feetâ. Figuring out what to do when youâve exhausted all the rules, and all you have are your nunchucks and your mind. Not getting overwhelmed when you look at all the options and just going with your gut, and still turning out to be right. That is a huge skill, dude.â
Leoâs thumb strokes up his cheekbones, finding an area right past the outer eyes, and gently pressing down. The relief is immediate, and Mikey sighs. Pressure point.Â
âYou think outside the box, and you amaze the world, with both your talent and with your personality. I know we give you shit for not being âfunny enoughâ, but trust me when I say that all three of us are totally jealous of you, because you are. Honestly, youâre probably the only reason we survived on SNL and didnât turn into a national joke.â
âAnd you know the strangest part?â Leo says. âAll of this just comes to you so naturally that you donât even realize itâs something awesome. You donât even realize that you are awesome.â
Mikeyâs bottom lip tremors, and a young, little-brother part of him asks, âReally?â
âReally.â Leo nods seriously, looking him in the eye. âYou, Michelangelo Splinterson, are the awesome-est. And I look up to you. And if you tell me that itâs okay if I donât go to college, then Iâll listen.â
The stinging in Mikeyâs eyes gets stronger, until Leoâs face turns blurry. He blinks it away, rubbing at them as Leo lets go. Heâs not going to cry right now. He wonât, even though it feels like he just received the validation heâs been unconsciously searching for, for seventeen years. Heâs not a crybaby. Just because Leo wipes his face with the sleeve of his hoodie means nothing.Â
âThanks, Leo.â He says hoarsely, hoping his answering smile conveys all the things he wants to say but canât find the words for. From the way Leoâs face softens even further, he hopes he succeeded. âAndâand me too, by the way. I think youâre the awesome-est too. And I look up to you. A lot.â
âWell, I know that, of course.â Leo smirks, leaning back on his hands. âYou have to.â
âOh, yeah, because youâre older, right?â
âNo, because youâre short.â
Mikey gasps, affronted beyond measure, and shoves at Leo, hard. Leo cackles.Â