A God Can Hold His Liquor - Part 38:Â Duplicates
Summary: Lokiâs mission is straight-forward. Take your duplicate to the police station in London. A simple task for an ethereal being with genius-level intellect. You have every confidence and trust in him to execute on his mission. And his intention was to carry out the plan, it truly was⌠until he bumps into an old friend, and heâs forced to think on his feet. Pairing: Loki x Female Reader (reads like an OC) Words: 3,200 Warnings: Surprisingly, this is somewhat PG. Pure comfort, really. And Loki having self-awareness and an unexpected therapy session. Contains: Fluff and hugs and self-love and Loki being good to himself.
A/N: At the bottom of the chapter, youâll find the inspiration behind Lokiâs disguise. ***
âI see you brought the girl.â
Loki stopped walking. You were in an abandoned underground tunnel in London, known to Loki from his familiarity when the transportation system was built several centuries prior. It was the logical route to the city after Heimdall beamed down the God to a rural location with the sole purpose to remain undetected. Only in the darkest recesses of Lokiâs mind had he imagined the only drawback to his plan of traversing Londonâs underpasses. The only possible risk. And it stood in front of him.
He saw a large imposing figure of a man, dressed in black, his back turned to them, disguised by a large shadow. Instinctively, Loki reached for her hand and held it tightly. Slowly, the figure turned. His pale face broken up only by pink lips which curled into a snarl. His index finger raised, juxtaposing an otherwise clenched fist. âYou brought her. Why?â
The girl whispered. âIâm frightened, Mr. Loki.â
âI know, little one. I know.â He stood in front of her, effectively shielding her with his body. He looked back at the tiny duplicate human. âHe wonât hurt you.â
The figure chuckled. âWell that hasnât exactly been decided now, has it.â
Loki looked at the man in front of him. His duplicate. The one he hadnât seen since the day he teleported you and him to Asgard.
Lokiâs Double pointed. âShe is the reason Iâm here. Their news media launched a campaign calling for my head. A search swept this entire wretched planet.â He swept his arm open theatrically. âAnd you, nowhere to be seen. I mean to rule this world, not burrow in it. I tire of scuttling in shadows, grow weary of hiding in dark places.â
Loki cocked his head at his mirror image. Heâs so incredibly angry. Bitter. Cold. He continued to observe as his double continued his tirade.
âAnd you have the audacity to return with the very reason I am in hiding. I am here, skulking in tunnels as those ghastly Midgardians assume I am the one who took the girl. All the while, it was you who kidnapped her and I am paying for your mistakes. You are no different than father who you insist you despite so much.â
Loki spoke earnestly, his hand on his chest, long fingers spread. âIâm sorry. For leaving you here to contend with the consequences of my decisions. I should not have. It was wrong. Please forgive me.â
Lokiâs Double scoffed and tilted up his chin arrogantly. âYou were a warrior. Skilled in battle. A wise sorcerer, trained by the very best and feared by beings throughout the Nine Realms and beyond. Now look at you. Pathetic. I wonder what happened on Asgard to turn you so soft. Was it that woman.â He cocked his head. âOh it was.â
Loki used his right arm to secure her behind him. She cowered, holding onto one of his legs. âNo. This isnât her. This is her duplicate.â
Lokiâs Double cackled. âThis is a jest, is it not? First you completely exhaust yourself creating me, then you repeat the process with your precious mortal. You are so enamored with her you created a duplicate?â He clicked his tongue, walking towards Loki. âLoki of Asgard, look how far youâve fallen.â
âI have not fallen anywhere. Fallen in love perhaps, butâŚâ
âLove? Thatâs what you call it? Leaving me here, paying for your errors, while you are in the realm eternal, feasting on all the delicacies Asgard has to offer, playing the hero no doubt, and gallivanting with the girl and being â â
âLoved.â Loki spoke flatly. âI was in Asgard being loved.â He looked at his double. His former self. Void of affection and touch and compassion. Angry at the world. Entitled. Craving a crown to fill the void inside of him that threatened to eat him alive. Loki let go of the girl and stepped forward, reaching out to his double. He received a strong push backwards, his boots scuffing on grimy concrete. Loki put up his hands in surrender. âIt is not my wish to fight you. Rather, I wish toâŚ.â He sighed. The man in front of him wore heavy armour. Loki decided a hug was perhaps not the best decision. âOkay, look. Youâre angry. You have every right to be. But I need your help.â
Another scoff from his double. Loki continued.
âI realise you will want to know whatâs in it for you. The benefit is a way out of this burrow. So. Let us place our differences aside. And let me tell you about this plan.â
***
âYou remember your lines, yes?â
She glanced around the tube station, bustling with commuters. âI donât like it here. It freaks me out.â
At least sheâs starting to sound a little more like⌠like her original.Â
I wonder how she is. Back on Asgard. I trust Sif and Thor are treating her well.
He pulled her close as a stern woman in red-rimmed glasses and a tight up-do pushed past, her travel card beeping against the barriers. âYes, itâs â itâs very busy. But I understand she lives â you live â outside of the city limits. It will be much quieter in your familyâs home.â
With a strong arm around her waist, he led her through the tube station and out into the bustling streets of London. The sounds of traffic and talking and music assaulted them the moment they stepped into the capital. The musty smell of rain on the concrete. Damp. Filthy. Loki reached out to a stout woman wearing a head covering handing out free newspapers. He held the grey paper over the duplicateâs head as they walked through the streets.
Isnât it supposed to be summer? Odd weather for July.
âAre you alright, little one?â
She smiled. âYeah. But itâs weird seeing you like that.â
Loki wore a navy blue flat cap and sported a short white beard. His usually elegant fingers now covered by knitted fingerless gloves. A tattered brown trench coat almost drowned him, and underneath lay a tight waistcoat with a button missing.
âYes. I know. And Iâm afraid I must make another change shortly. I will be forced to alter my voice when we arrive at the police station.â He gave a sympathetic smile. âYou do remember what to say, yes? And how itâs different to what we practiced on Asgard?â
âYeah. And those, umm⌠the false memories you implanted, when will I get those?â
âSoon. And your personality will filter through within the next day or so. For now, weâll put it down to shock.â
He walked her up the steps of the police constabulary. At the top, she squeezed his hand. âI donât want to go in.â
He felt a clenching in his stomach that he could not name. He raised curled fingers to his lips. âI understand this is frightening for you. But I will stay as long as they permit me to. And I⌠I promise I wonât leave until your family and friends arrive.â
âOkay. But⌠Iâm going to miss you.â
Loki noticed a fizzing sensation in his nose, right before his eyes began to water. Despite being in public, he risked it and hugged her. âRight. We have to assume our roles now.â
They walked into the station and reached the counter, greeted by a sullen ashen-faced man with heavy bags under his eyes. Greeted was a generous description. The manâs eyes remained fixed on his phone. He spoke in a thick Cockney accent. âTake a numba, sit darn, coffee machine in the back next to the loos.â
Loki spoke in an equally thick east-end tone. âEre, int this that gal you were lookinâ fowah?â
The girl bit her lip on hearing his tone, stifling a laugh.
The counter man â Colin, according to his badge â looked up. âBleedinâ âell. Where you find âer then?â
âShe were wunderinâ rarnd the station. Couldda got picked up by any dodgy olâ geeza.â
âYeah awight, awight.â Colin moved aside a stained, cracked mug, full of tea that resembled treacle in both colour and consistency. âNigel! Ay, Nige! They found âer! The girl!!â
Within sixty seconds ten police officers surrounded her and pushed away the old man they believed brought her to safety.
âEre! Be careful! Been through a lot, she âas. Can tell by lookinâ at âer.â Loki called out as a burly officer blocked him. He saw the girlâs eyes pleading with him. âLook Iâm stickinâ ararnd. Donât trust you lot.â
âPlease! Please, I trust him,â your duplicate called out.
After much grumbling, the City of London police officers permitted Loki to accompany the young woman to a private room for questioning. The line of questioning started. Where had Loki taken her? How had she been missing all this time? Precisely what did the big-bad-intergalactic-war-criminal want from her? Why?
The girl knew her lines. She explained she remained with Loki during the time she was missing. He scooped her up off the streets of New York, before they were banged into a SHIELD cell, and she escaped with him. They hid in his bunker and remained undetected underneath the thick concrete of Manhattan. And thatâs where she stayed.
When the campaign launched to find her, she explained how Loki became restless. âI think he was⌠afraid. Of harming me. And keeping me away from my family. He.... felt sad about it, I think. We⌠we get on really well you see.â She looked over at the real Loki, still disguised as an old man from Londonâs East End. âThen recently, he teleported us to London. Using a blue thing. Itâs gone now. I donât remember where. But I think he was trying to bring me back home. As I said, he liked me. He was kind to me. We sort of⌠got along.âÂ
Excellent work, little one. Loki thought, knowing nobody could hear him. Now they will believe the Tesseract is on Midgard.
âYou trust him?â An officer asked.
âYeah. Yeah, I do.â
âClassic case of Stockholm Syndrome,â a woman with glasses in the corner piped up from her notes, pen hovering to jot down her psychoanalytic theory.
âWho brought in the shrink?â The officer frowned, irritated. A detective shrugged.
After an hour of this, during which Loki had to school his expression and prevent his eyes rolling into the back of his head at the tedium of it all, he observed the girl. Her shoulders were no longer hunched up tight. Her breathing relaxed. She smiled more. More time passed, and soon old-man-Loki was escorted to a private room to talk about the reward. âWell I ainât got no bank accarnt, donât trust âem. Cash or nuffink fellas.âÂ
As he expected, this request bought him time. Eventually, the officers returned with cash for him in an unmarked bag. Loki left the station, hiding the money in his Seidr pocket, and transforming himself into a DPD driver, busying himself with boxes. He remained outside the station, transforming into various different forms to remain undetected, stopping only when a large group rushing into the station, wailing and yelling. He looked through the glass entrance of the station. The girl was surrounded by family and friends, hugging her. She smiled.
With a flash of green, Loki transformed into himself. Black hair, Asgardian armour and all. She looked at him through the glass. She waved and smiled. In a flash, a new disguise appeared.
She would never know that Loki followed her to their home, stopping only when the family sat down in the front room with cups of tea, biscuits, hugs and smiles.
***
âYou came.â
âI said I would.â
Loki faced his double, still lurking in the tunnels under the City of London.
âWhatâs that?â his double asked.
âOh! Itâs a bag, they insist on handing out these ghastly pieces of plastic with every purchase. Do you know it takes four centuries for it to biodegrade?â
âYes. Mortals are ridiculous and pathetic. And weak.â
âThatâs a little unfair.â He reached into the carrier bag and fished out a sandwich, a bag of crisps, a bottle of water, a sausage roll still warm from the well-known UK bakery, as well as a chocolate chip muffin. âThe food is ghastly here. I apologise in advance.â Loki handed the items to his double, who now cradled an armful of food. âOh! But you must try this. Itâs referred to as âcoffee.â I assure you, itâs absolutely wonderful.â
The double frowned. âYou brought me sustenance. Why?â
âYou must be ravenous.â He watched his doubleâs body language, cautious and untrusting. With a flick of his wrist, Loki conjured a side table, followed by a Midgardian sofa and two armchairs. He shrugged. âI saw the furniture in displayed in a large outlet on my way here, I thought it may be more comfortable for you. Here, why donât we place the food on the â â
Lokiâs double grabbed the sausage roll and bit into it aggressively, pastry crumbling at his mouth as his eyes watered at the sensation of food entering his system. Loki simply gave him a nod as he ate, sitting on the sofa in soft silence. Without too much persuading, his double sat down on the armchair next to the table of food. Within ten minutes, all that remained were empty wrappers. Loki handed him the coffee. Reluctantly, the double accepted it. Loki smiled as his double tasted his favourite drink for the first time.
***
âTell me again about this embrace you speak of.â
Lokiâs double sat next to him on the sofa, leaning back, his foot raised up to rest against his knee. Three hours had passed. Loki explained everything to him. The truth. Of you. Of Asgard. Of your duplicate. Of the simple plan to hand her over to authorities. And how it had changed.
âWell, perhaps she could show you. The embrace you desire.â
Loki Two shook his head. âI wish to at least know what I am doing prior to that eventuality.â
âVery well, my magnificent double. Stand.â
Lokiâs double rose to the worn soles of his leather boots. He clasped his hands behind his back. âVery well. Do your worst.â
Loki rolled his eyes playfully. âItâs straight-forward. It simply involves placing your arms around another, as they do the same.â He placed his arms around the stiff and unyielding body in front of him, hugging him tightly. His squeeze was not returned by his duplicate, stubborn arms pinned down beside him. âNo no, you have to return the embrace, thatâs the whole point of it. Come, place your arms around me.â
âThis is⌠odd.â The duplicate didnât move an inch.
Loki leaned back. âVery well. The theory is, itâs about trust. It comes from a time where exposing oneâs torso,â he gestured to his own, âplaced one in a vulnerable position.â
âThey would stab you.â
âYes â quite. However, itâs present day. Nobodyâs stabbing anyone.â
âYou no longer use your daggers?â
âWell yes I do â I just, I suppose⌠itâs complex. Suffice to say, the embrace is symbolic.â
The double scowled. âTo risk maiming by a stranger. In what realm does that hold logic? Why on earth would I do that?â
âTo be loved.â Loki looked around the dank tunnel. He shrugged. âAnd at least to make your way out of here. Now. Come.â He placed his arms around his duplicate once more. He rested his chin on his doubleâs shoulder. His inhaled and exhaled, slowly, several times.
Come on, Loki.
I know you can do this.
By the Norns, you can.
Youâre me, for Odinâs sake.
And if I can overcome my own arrogance, by all accounts so can you.
Come on, Loki. For the love of Thor and all things sacred.
For mercyâs sake, just do it.
Loki took a deep breath in. And let go.
Fine. Fine. You donât want to. Or youâre not able to. Itâs alright. If I were you, I wouldnât want to, either. I abandoned you. I left you. And I am sorry. I love you, Loki. I always will. No matter what you choose.
As Loki relaxed into the body of his duplicate, he felt an unexpected sensation.
The feeling of strong leather-clad arms embracing him.
***
âAnd you are absolutely certain their authorities will not capture me and lock me in a cell for all eternity?â
âFor the final time, no they will not. I sowed the seed when I handed her to the charming man at the constabulary. And. Itâs been three days. News moves quickly in their realm. The dust has proverbially settled.â
The two Gods walked down the pavement casually, the duplicate casting a disgusting look at two youths frolicking past them, dancing in front of their phones and speaking to each other crudely.
To the outside world the two men appeared as generic City of London bankers, thanks to Lokiâs Seidr. A gift his duplicate did not possess, along with his longevity.
âWait.â His double stopped, placing an outstretched arm over his protectorâs stomach. He turned to him. âWhat if she despises me? What if the very sight of me causes her insides to contort? Iâm hardly what one would call â â
âDo not speak that way of yourself.â He smoothed down the lapels of his duplicateâs Saville Row suit. âYou are wonderful, Loki Laufeyson.â He ignored the suspicious glance of a passing teen, chewing gum and pushing a buggy.
âVery well. But there is no guarantee she will warm to me in the same way your lady love has done with you on Asgard.â
Three days. Three days with me and heâs already softened.
âMy loveâs duplicate, she spent some time with us in the forests of Asgard. We were the only ones sheâs known. When I brought her to Midgard, understandably she did not wish for me to leave. She knows you are not me, per say⌠but the physical reminder of me may conjure enough comfort until genuine affection builds between you. And besides. You are both duplicates of two souls who are very much in love in what some may call a realm-changing love story.â
The double pursed his lips together, his mouth fighting against the urge to break into a shit-eating grin. âAnd, pray tell me, precisely how soon after I fall in love shall I expect to lose the use of my cognitive abilities and rational thinking?â
âAt least you have your sense of humour. Thatâs something. Now. Youâre ready, I assume?â
The duplicateâs arms spread into an over-confident gesture. âPositively brimming with enthusiasm.â
After passing through a bus stop, Lokiâs hands tingled with Seidr. In a flash of green, his Saville-Row-suited duplicate was dressed in fine Asgardian leather.
Loki sat at the bus stop, newspaper in hand, as he watched his duplicate walk up the steps to her home and hesitate on the threshold, his hand lifting several times before he mustered the courage to knock on the door.
He watched the scene unfold, your duplicate and his duplicate, reunited in the front room of your familyâs home. He remained on watch until the sun went down.
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