caleb, the insufferable man you can never truly be mad at
heavily inspired by this post from @aethercoreheart
In terms of teasing and banter, Caleb knew exactly what buttons to push to get you huffing and puffing in frustration. Being close to each other for the better part of your entire lives meant that you knew each other more than anyone, and it showed.
Caleb had seen his friends over the years lose relationships due to miscommunication and misdirected resentmentâ heâd rather lick a toilet seat than let your relationship end up that way. He finds himself backpedaling with his teases, choosing to wave the white flag of surrender if you were even the slightest bit close to being truly annoyed at him.
Sure, Caleb was meticulous in observing how you felt through the day, but sometimes he failed to fight the urge to tease you just a bit.
You went out to eat at a noodle bar and ordered spiciest broth on the menu, choosing to ignore the max level scorch-meter beside the name of the dish.
As you smiled politely at the waiter when placing your order, Caleb nervously sipped his complimentary glass of lemon water. He tried to suggest getting a milder menu item but you were adamant on setting your tastebuds on fire. Pssh, for a hunter, this was nothing.
âPips, Iâm not sure if that level would be safe for human consumptionâŚâ He spoke smoothly, with that tone he used when trying to persuade you.
âItâll be fine, I can handle a little kick.â you shrugged, twirling the straw in your glass of juice.
Caleb scratched his cheek, âThe skulls they used to describe the spice level say otherwise.â
You halt the twirling of your straw and raise a playful eyebrow. âAnd what are you implying?â You raise an eyebrow
âNothing.â Caleb blurts and takes a loooong sip of his complimentary lemon water.
This was a decision youâd come to regret within the next hour.
Despite the cool air of the establishment, sweat gathered at your forehead from the sheer heat in the dish. You felt as though you had to prove something, especially after you insisted it was okay despite Calebâs warnings.
Caleb watched you with a knowing look. Your face betrayed your nonchalant facade as your mouth seared from the capsaicin attacking your tastebuds.
âYou want some water?â he offered, pulling the least âI told you soâ expression he could muster.
âMâfine,â you mumbled, garnishing the weak assertion with a comically loud sniffle.
Caleb fondly shook his head and pushed a glass of iced water over to your side of the table. You narrowed your eyes at it and he made a show of looking away from you. He smiled under his hand as you he saw you watch his gaze shift elsewhere. You ended up downing half of the glass in one gulp, stifling a relieved sigh, which made Caleb almost snort. You hissed from the brainfreeze, totally forgetting the fact that Caleb could see you in his peripheral.
At the end of your meal, you were sure your stomach was 80% filled with water from trying to quench the inferno on your palate. You stayed silent for the entire ride back to Calebâs home; lest your speech ignite the fire in your mouth once again.
In the driverâs seat, Caleb held onto the tattered strings of his composure for dear life so he wouldnât burst out into a fit of giggles. Your expression as you practically fought for your life against the bowl of noodles never left his mind.
When you got home, you took off your outer layers and flopped onto the couch, relieved as the inferno of spice had calmed down to a mild tingle.
âFeeling better?â Caleb asked as he hung up his coat.
âYeah,â you answered simply.
He put on his house slippers and shuffled over to the living room.
âNext time, maybeââ
âI knowâŚâ
âMaybe ask about the spice levels before ordering new places.â He spoke so gently that you wouldnât have caught his teasing undertone if you werenât listening well enough.
You sighed.
âYouâre just gonna end it with an âI told you soâ, right?â
Caleb hummed, âWell, I did tell you so.â
âIf youâre just gonna make fun of me, Iâm going to bed.â you deadpanned.
âMe? Make fun of you? Whaaaaat?â Caleb gasped in the most unconvincing defence youâve ever been faced with.
âGoodnight.â
âWaitââ
âLeave me alone, Iâm angry.â
âAt what? Me, pipsqueak?â he stepped closer until his face was in front of yours, purple eyes boring into your own with his signature kicked puppy look that made you sweat.
âNo,â you muttered and looked away, âGo away.â
Caleb smiled, you both knew there wasnât much weight behind your words in this scenario.
As furrow your brows, you feel him saunter behind your seat on the couch and his impossibly warm hands find your shoulders. He worked the tense muscles of your upper back. Before you could even finish your sentence, you were sighing in relief, the grievances long forgotten on your tongue.
You canât even remember the bone you had to pick with him as his massage ended in you completely dazed and a fresh glass of iced tea nestled in your hands. When did he have time to make it? Youâll never know.
Caleb knows you way too well, and he doesnât even give you the chance to get freaked out by it.
All he does is give his stupidly jolly grin with a face that you know that he knows you canât even begin to get mad at.
i love this irritating man so much, goodness me
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Fluffvember day 2: Blanket fort | âCome back to bedâ
really quick continuation of the day 1 entry I did lol wind eventually uses his sad puppy eyes on wars so he stays lmao you cannot win against your baby brother pulling the sad eyes, sorry wars
This isn't the usual little pencil sketch, but I sort of forgot about this at the last minute- so enjoy a little digital doodle with a photo I took in the background.
I hope you like the little Minish!Four and Fairy!Hyrule !!
albedo, alhaitham, childe, scaramouche, venti x gn!reader
your job isnât the best one out there, but itâs easy and keeps you from drowning in tuition fees and rent. working at a 7-eleven on a midnight shift was supposed to be peaceful, so why is it that you constantly find yourself being bothered by weird customers? (modern au)
fluff, comedy, crack, cashier employee reader, modern au, written for fluffvember!
ALBEDO
Itâs difficult not to take notice of the perpetually tired college student (much like yourself) who always comes at the latest hours to order a cup of black coffee and a can of beer. The first time you saw him order that drink was a memorable one, if only because of the way your eyes had nearly popped out of their sockets when you saw him mix the two drinks in a large, empty slurpee cup and proceed to drink it all in a matter of seconds.
Another memorable time was when he came in with only enough money to buy a bottle of water, then took a seat at a table near the counter and took out a box full of what you initially presumed were cookies. It was a traumatizing memory you look back on with a shudder as you remember the way he crunched down on it like it was a piece of biscuit instead of a motherfucking spider.
âTheyâre surprisingly nutritional, full of protein and fibre. It leaves a strange aftertaste, but itâs a good substitute for dinner.â
Since then, youâve made sure to keep some food ready in the microwave for him, free of charge. He just looked so pitiful sitting by himself with dark under-eyes and greasy hair â the very image of a normal college student â that you couldnât help yourself from taking money out of your own pocket to help a fellow comrade.
One day, he came to the store with blown pupils and a sort of dazed look in his eyes, words slurring together as he tried to explain to you how heâs finally created an edible liquid that can keep sleep at bay for at least 120 hoursâŚwith some small side-effects, but itâll wear off with time. Thatâs when you found out he was a bio-chemistry student well on his way to getting a PhD at his young age.
When questioned why he drank the liquid instead of having someone else do it, his response was, âTo experience it firsthand, of course. The basis of research is accuracy and precision, how could I be remiss as to leave such an important experiment to someone who could, in their ignorance, fail to mention an important detail that their mind might have labeled as useless.â
Youâre not quite sure how heâs still alive by this point.
But his weirdness aside, you resolve to take care of him in your own way, from a fellow tired college student to another. You remind him to get some sleep, steering him away from eating spiders and encouraging him to eat more meat.
âBut I am eating meat?â
âAlbedo, thatâs a spider.â
âAnd are you saying that spiders do not possess meat?â
âOh, for the love ofâjust eat the goddamn sandwich.â
You think he appreciates it, if the way he dedicated his latest thesis to you is any indication.
ALHAITHAM
You were in the middle of answering a math problem your professor assigned that morning, papers sprawled over the counter with you hunched over it, hand in your hair and trying not to pull at it in frustration over how difficult the problem was. And then heâd come in like an angel, all perfectly shiny hair and a no-nonsense look on his face, took one look at you and the papers scattered across the counter and said one sentence that saved your grade in math.
âYou forgot to put a negative sign right there.â
That was the moment you decided that he must be an angel sent from heaven. He always grunts whenever you call him that, though whether itâs from amusement or annoyance remains to be seen.
He doesnât visit the convenience store much, but when he does, he always spares the time to help you out with whatever assignment you were working on, sometimes even taking the initiative of asking if you need his assistance in answering a problem â though he says this on a much less nicer tone.
âAre you gonna make me do your homework again?â
âMy professer didnât assign me one today, surprisingly enough, so no.â
He seemed strangely disappointed when you told him no, but you chalked it up to him being some sort of math wiz who gets riled up by equations and the like. Seems like kind of guy too, what with all the times heâs made a subtle jab at your intelligence â or lack, thereof.
âHow could you possibly need a paper to calculate the answer to four-hundred and thirty-two times fifty-eight?â
âNot all of us are smarter than Rukkhadevata like you.â
âWho?â
Heâs not bad company, though that opinion stems solely from the fact that he helps you (solves it for you, more like) with all your homework. Not without making comments about you lazing about on the job and letting your customer answer your assignment for you. You respond in a mature way by making fun of him.
âIâve never seen you without those earphones. Are you hiding a pair of large ears or something?â
âNo.â
He refuses to elaborate more on the subject.
Sometimes you give him a drink, usually cola or juice, as thanks for helping you out. He takes it without question, taking sips from it as he tutors you about this and that, occasionally commenting about your job and how youâre only making yourself suffer by taking on midnight shifts. You donât see why he cares. For all that you jokingly call him an angel, you know heâs far from actually being one.
You once saw him on campus reading a book by the library. Itâs easy enough to come up to him and make conversation, handing him an unopened drink you just bought from a vending machine. It just feels wrong not to, more of a habit by this point.
Itâs then that someone decides to dramatically drop his books to the ground and point at you and Alhaitham. The blonde guy gapes and asks how in the world Alhaitham managed not to scare you away. His eyes zero in on the can of grape juice on Alhaithamâs hand, and then he proceeds to laugh, asking Alhaitham since when did he decide to start drinking what he once called was an unhealthy drink composed of sugar and artificial flavoring.
You made a mental note of that response, and later that night, you decide to hand him a packaged biscuit. Nothing unhealthy there. Technically.
âGood. I was beginning to wonder if I should start taking medicine in case my stomach burst from the amount of cola you hand me.â
âYou couldâve just not accepted, you know.â
âIt was given to me. Not accepting would be considered rude.â
âDidnât Kaveh say you threw a bottle of orange juice to his face after he gave you one?â
âI did.â
He refuses to elaborate more on the subject, but youâve since resolved to only give him the healthiest thing you could find on the storeâwhich isnât much considering this is a 7-eleven, but hey, microwaved salad is still salad, right?
He grumbles about the radiation but eats the salad anyway. Another win for you, you suppose.
CHILDE
He came in near the end of your shift, lips busted and an eye swollen shut, blood splattered all over his clothes. The grin on his face shouldâve hinted you at his lunacy, but youâve always been blind to warnings and the like, so you went over the counter and helped him up from where heâs slumped over the chips and candies isle.
Aether, your co-worker and the one whoâs about to take over from your shift, only looked at you with tired eyes, âItâs too early for this shit.â That was, of course, Aetherâs way of basically saying, youâre on your own.
So you picked up the ginger lying on the linoleum floors, heaving his arm over your shoulder to drag him to the nearest pharmacy â never let it be said that you were just a bystander. He groaned as the movement bothered whatever injuries he may have, but he still looked at you with wide, strangely lightless eyes, as if only now registering your presence, and said, âHoly shit, youâre hot.â
After you finished dumping him on the pharmacy and leaving the people there baffled at what to do with an injured guy, he grabbed your wrist and, with a bloody smile he probably thought was charming, handed you a piece of paper containing his number.
You never text him. Or call.
He comes back to the store a week later with faint yellow bruises across his face and a far too bright grin for someone whoâs visiting a 7-eleven at two in the morning. He pouts about not getting a single text from you, but before you can respond, heâs moving on to another topic, mindlessly picking up a box of tampons by the side and setting it on the counter.
He only seems to realize what heâs done when you give him a strange look.
âTampons are, uh, great for bloody noses!â
ââŚRight.â
You werenât convinced at all, but you decided to let it slide. He seemed like a genuine guy, if a bit too enthusiastic sometimes. His mouth never shuts ups, always going on about this and that, asking all sorts of questions that wouldâve normally had most normal people backing away. But your brain isnât exactly at its best condition and being sleep deprived for the better part of your life has made it less of a brain and more of an organ that just helps you get through the day.
You donât know exactly why he stays to chat with you, buying ridiculous amounts of stuff that were frankly far too expensive just to have an excuse to talk to you. You donât mind it much, especially when heâs a great deterrent for any unwanted petty thieves or middle school delinquents trying to rob your store every week or so.
Apparently, heâs got a reputation for being a bit of an adrenaline junkie and being willing to fight anything and everything that breathes. And apparently, wordâs gotten out that heâs into you, like, really into you, so most guys who have less-than-well intentions have decided that robbing the local 7-eleven isnât worth the trouble if it means having to deal with Ajax.
âActually, itâs Tartaglia.â
âTarantula?â
âNo, Tartaglia. Itâs my street name! Ajax just doesnât inspire the same fear into other peopleâs hearts the same way Tartaglia does.â
âWhatever you say, Tortilla.â
âItâs Tartaglia!â
He never brings up the fact that you never call or text him back, even when heâs somehow gotten ahold of your number and started sending you memes and updates about his day. When asked, he just shrugs and says heâll win you over eventually.
SCARAMOUCHE
It wasnât intentional, and youâll admit it was completely your fault, but did he have to be such an asshole about you dozing off on the counter?
âHave the standards really fallen so low that employees are now afforded to sleep on the job?â
Here was this guy at two in the morning, bemoaning societyâs failure in raising the new generation to have a proper work ethic at a 7-eleven store. The guy had a rolex watch and clothes that looked like they were worth more than your monthly salary â youâre not one to judge other peopleâs appearances, but heâs the very image of nepotism. And frankly speaking, youâre of the opinion that rich people shouldnât be entitled to an opinion on what the working class decides do with their life, like falling asleep on the job.
âŚAnd oh, you just said that out loud, didnât you?
Oh well, your manager will understand.
The guy with a bowl cut leaves fuming, but not before slapping a wad of cash down the counter to pay for his stupidly expensive noodles, snarling at you to keep the change since you clearly need it more than him.
You do, in fact, keep the change. Money is money, whether itâs from your salary or a rich boy throwing a tantrum.
The next day in class, a bag slams down the seat beside you, and youâre met with the same rich boy from last night, a scowl painting his rather pretty face as he hisses lowly about how heâs surprised you can afford to go to college. Talk about holding a grudge, you wouldâve forgotten all about him from last night if he hadnât given you his change.
He fumes even more when you donât give him any sort of reaction, merely nodding your head at him and turning back to the board to listen to your professor drone on about this and that. Itâs rather difficult to focus, however, when he keeps muttering sarcastic comments and barbs to the teacher beneath his breath.
âIf you even had an iota of charm about you, perhaps your wife wouldnât have filed for a divorce.â
You choked on a laugh, hand coming up muffle the sound, but he clearly noticed, judging by the way he snaps his head to you, eyes wide and seemingly surprised you found it funny. You only smile at him, an amused little thing, but he quickly looked away and murmured something unintelligible beneath his breath, his fists clenched and the tips of his ears curiously pink.
He comes back to visit your job that night, still with that air of haughtiness about him but a bit toned down. Even more surprising was the fact he didnât immediately leave the moment he handed you his money.
âDo you want the change?â
âAre you so desperate for money that youâd go begging a total stranger for some spare coin?â
âI mean, yeah, I guess.â
âTch, fine. You can have it.â
He never fails to come back every night, always giving you the change for his bill, even when the amount is more than the items he paid for. Sometimes, heâll even take out a snack or a drink from the bag and slide them over to you, cheeks suspiciously red as he did so.
âDonât think this means anything. Iâm only giving this to you because I know you canât afford it.â
âItâs literally worth ten mora.â
âWould it kill you to at least give me a thank you?â
âThank you, Kunikuzushi. Iâll be sure to treasure this can of cola that I wouldâve never been able to afford without your help.â
âShut up.â
He buys you a tub of ice cream the next night, the ridiculously expensive kind, to prove a point. The two of you eat it together at one of the tables, him grumbling about the stain on the table and the overall lack of quality and taste â at a 7-eleven â and you laughing whatever he says.
Well, you suppose heâs not as much of an asshole as you initially assumed.
VENTI
Heâs a bit popular in campus, in the sense that nearly everyone is friends with him, which makes it impossible not to have heard about that one guy whoâs really great at singing. You were, unfortunately, one of the few that arenât well acquainted with him â arenât acquainted with him at all.
So when he comes up to the counter, all boyish grin and ridiculously short shorts and a cute little pink hair clip keeping his bangs away from his face, holding an entire householdâs worth of vodka and wine, you do what any rational semi-adult would do and look at him with a blank face.
âAre you even old enough to drink?â
He laughs at you like this is a common occurrence he faces on the daily before slapping down his ID on the counter. And huh, would you look at that, heâs even older than you are.
He then lights up once he gets a good look at you. âHey, youâre Albedoâs friend, arenât you?â He abandons his alcohol at the counter in favor of looking around your quaint little convenient store. âSo this is that 7-eleven he keeps talking aboutâŚâ
Youâre not exactly sure what heâs going on about, but you do know he must be a friend of Albedoâs, which makes you ease up around him. Heâs nice. Sort of. If you ignore the teasing and the jokes and the way he keeps asking you to give him a student discount. For alcohol. Youâd given him what you hoped was your best imitation of Kunikuzushiâs stink eye. You think you got it on point, if the way he deflates is any indication.
He comes around the store every weekend, saying heâs here to get a little treat for the awful weekday heâs had. You never fail to remind him that he has class every Sunday, to which he responds by opening a can of beer (which he hasnât paid for yet) and sitting on the counter, bemoaning the injustice of putting classes during the weekends.
You once asked him why he keeps hanging around this store when thereâs a perfectly good bar right around the corner, owned by that popular red-haired business major from your university. Venti just laughed and said he prefers the quietness here â and the company, he added with a wag of his eyebrows. He always teases you, sometimes borderline flirting, but itâs easy enough to wave it away.
The day you discovered he was actually well known in campus was when your university hosted a local event. Thereâd been stalls and booths set up everywhere and even a little mock-stage put up near the center for any band or singer to perform in. Itâd been nice to have a break from the monotonous routine of going to class and studying then working at your job and getting less than ideal sleep.
And then you heard your name booming out from the speakers, and you turn your head to see Venti on the stage with that little lyre he sometimes carries with him to the store, saying heâd like your opinion on a song or two he composed.
He dedicates the song to you in front of the entire student body, then proceeds to sing the cheesiest, most gut-wrenching and cringiest love song of all time.
âWhy did you have to pick that song?â
âBecause itâs fun and cute!â
âI sometimes question your ability to distinguish cute from horrifyingly monstrous.â
Thereâs a mortified look on your face, but amidst the embarrassment and the teasing remarks of his friends, thereâs a smile on your face that you canât bring yourself to wipe away.
iâll be doing a part two on this but with diluc, dottore, kazuha, xiao, and zhongli!
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After a month of Whump, itâs gonna be Fluff Time!!
Hello! This is Fluffvember, a month long event of pure fluff and comfort! This was originally an idea made by @/kjpurplepineapple, to follow a month of whump (whumptober) with a month of fluff, and I loved it so much Iâve just carried it on for the last two years. :) Figured Iâd make some prompts so we could all have fun together.
RULES:
The prompts are listed in a numerical order, but they are not tied to any given day. Do whatever prompt on whatever day you like! If prompt #1 appeals to you but you donât have time to get it done by November 1, do it any day of the month. :) You are also more than welcome to just stick to the order listed.
Writing/art can be pure unadulterated fluff, calm slice of life moments, easygoing reading⌠it can even be hurt/comfort! As long as the comfort heavily outweighs the hurt, all warm, fuzzy vibes are welcome. â¤ď¸ The point of this event is to share nice vibes, both to our characters and each other. :)
You donât have to tag me if you donât want to, but it would be fun if you tag your writing/art with #fluffvember so I and others who want to indulge in comfort/fuzzy vibes can find it!
Without further ado, here are the prompts! Pick a theme/word prompts or a quote, or both!
Snow // âIâm stealing your blanketâ
Blanket fort // âCome back to bedâ
Nature walk // âIâm sorry, when did we step in paradise??â
Hot spring // âThis hits the spotâ
Apple picking // âOh my gosh, you do not know how to cookâ
Windy day // âCome closer, I canât hearâahhh too close, too close!â
Massage // âI didnât know you could singâ
Bird watching // âWhy are you looking at me like that?â
Homecoming // âI missed youâ
Accommodating // âIâve got youâ
Teaching/learning // âItâs traditionâ
Dog/cat/pet // âI can die happy nowâ
Friendly competition // âYouâre going to love thisâ
In the rain // âLet me help youâ
In the firelight/candlelight // âI love youâ
Hug // âThis isnât a negotiation, friendâ
Favorite book/story // âI wanted to share this with youâ
Music // âI learned this from my parentsâ
Family time // âWeâre very blessedâ
Coming of age // âIâm so proud of youâ
The Reluctant Softie // âUGH FINE IâLL DO ITâ
Teddy bear/animal plushie // âGive [insert] a kiss for meâ
Self care // âThank you for believing in meâ
Cuddle pile // âYouâre not gonna let go, are you?â
Washing someoneâs hair // âI can stay with youâ
Infodumping // âI love hearing you talk about thisâ