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My dearest General Manuel Mier y Terán's unhinged ex-commander Juan Nepomuceno Rosains accused him of not knowing Latin, and my man clapped back!
I love this footnote from his Manifestacion al Público so much...
...that I got on Canva and designed a t-shirt about it.
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Date a demisexual person who can speak fluent sarcasm
I swear to motherfucking ghod, the next person who says "oh my God I was so worried!" with no history of actually trying to help in any real or meaningful way that I asked for, will get the "assholes that tell me I'm going to get cancer from smoking" treatment. "Oh my gosh this must have been so hard for you how did you ever manage?"
Fucking step up or shut up.
Savage..!
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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
Dearly beloved...
You wanna know how I know I’m not a fucking adult and that I’m just playing make-believe in this thing called life? When I spill cigarette water all over my hardwood floor only to realize I don’t own water-absorbing rags. Yeah, none. Not an old t-shirt, no old towels, nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Half a roll of paper towels later and I literally want to punch myself in the face.
I speak English, Mandarin, French and fluent sarcasm.
Marg
