go eat a brick

five minutes later

Maple: uh oh

Maple: I think it fell in your bag

Marg: did you

Marg: did you just lose the spring

Lena: or like a pet

Kaoru: yes he is a dog

Ribbon: bork bork

Avyary: you’ve got to do it like “BORK BORK”

Marg: (in her bedroom) we would not have a stove party in here

Avyary: annyeong

Kaoru: annyeong

Lena: annyeong

Marg: hi

Lena: woah, that car had the steering wheel on the right side.

Marg: IT’S A SUBARU

Lena: I have no knowledge of cars plz halp

Marg: You thought Nexus was a type of car. Nexus is the phone. Lexus is the car.

Lena: isn’t Lexus a type of watch?

(who argue all the time seriously Marg sits in front of them in math it’s insane)

Marg: You need marriage counselling, guise.

Emma: We do not need marriage counselling!

Sab: Oh please, like you’d be married to someone like me.

Emma: Admit it, Sab, I’m too fabulous for you, you’d never land someone as amazing as me, you’d probably try to sabotage my marriage

Sab: you mean Sab-otage

Maple:... Is that Totoro?

Hello. Marg here. We know that this blog hasn’t updated since like July, and we’re sorry.

School is back on, though, and we now have a shit ton of good/bad quotes. Queueing will go back to the normal schedule of one per day, at 7:30 pm EST precisely.

Maple: Turn up the sound. 

Maple: YOU BARELY HAVE ANY SOUND

Marg: FINE

Marg: *turns sound up to 100, computer blares noise into her headphones*

Marg: GWAAAAAAAAH