#five nice things

“I hope you get spotted by a cop!”

I hear myself. I feel my anger but am horrified. I grip myself internally to raise myself from perdition.

“I hope you get where you’re going safely. I hope you have a really nice day. I hope that you find it in yourself to examine and repair your poor actions. I hope that you get to eat something you really like today. I hope that everyone you love lives, for one more day.”

Omg, @fogsblue, how did I miss this until just now????  THANK YOU!!!!!  <3<3<3<3

Okay, so five nice things…  Hmmmmmm…

1. I make damn fine GF brownies that you can’t even tell are GF.  And for those of you who are skeptical, come over.  I will make them for you. Prepare to be stunned and amazed.

2. I’m working hard to raise my kiddos to be decent human beings, who respect and love everyone equally.

3. I didn’t vote for a psychotic, bloated pumpkin in a toupée.  (Also, I googled that word to see where the accent went, and GUESS WHO POPS UP IN THE GOOGLE IMAGES IMMEDIATELY?  HAHAHAHAHA!  Made my day.)

4. I will very bravely not run away when I see a spider on the wall anymore.  (caveat: This is only so that I know where the damn thing is, so I can show my husband when he comes to rescue me.  It’s not really brave.  I just know it’s worse NOT knowing where the spider is, than knowing.  And then I will dance up and down screeching, “Don’t kill it, don’t kill it!  Just put it outside,” while he sighs in annoyance.  Still an improvement over me shrieking in terror and considering burning the house down, so I’m listing it.)

5. I will rescue any animal in need, I don’t care how many teeth it has.  Or scales…or like…wing flaps, because one time I saved a flying squirrel that came down the chimney and was terrorizing my cat.  And as you can see from number 4, I even stand up for spiders despite the fact that I’m pretty sure they have been trying to murder me since birth.  Not wasps, though.  Not them. Wasps can go fuck themselves.  They know why.

1. When I genuinely care about people I am ride or die

2. So witty, so sarcastic, so salty

3. Logic brain (a gift and a curse)

4. I can cook and bake all the delicious things

oh christ these still exist? Ah okay i guess.

~Ive got a great singing voice! I really like my voice!

~I like to think Im rather pretty :)

~I think my art has gotten a lot better recently

~Im a pretty decent writer (when ever i fucking write)

Tagged by @kereeachan to say five good things about myself.

I’m an excellent writer.

I’m a pretty good artist (something I’ve only recently started to admit)

I’m great at seeing and creating connections and patterns in and between things (which leads to my skill with shipping, crossovers, and such)

I do my best to be the best version of myself online, even when it’s hard and I really want to be a jerk in response to something or someone.

Though I may flail and be a goof about it sometimes, I generally do try and be gracious about receiving praise, to believe people when they say nice things, which can be hard to do, but I keep working at it anyway.

1. I have lovely eyes and my lips are nicely shaped. 2. I am a good friend. I love fully, with my whole heart. 3. I am a creative person, and sometimes I have good ideas. 4. I think I’m funny. 5. I am stronger than I think I am.

Once you’re tagged, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and tag some others.

1. I have become quite selfless in the last year. I have been working on that and being a nicer person in general and it’s been quite successful.

2. I (generally) give really good advice. I have a way of seeing situations in a unique and positive way.

3. My red hair is rockin’.

4. I stand up for myself and others when needed.

5. My bestfriend says I’m a nut (in reference to number three).

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