Imagining during their first time, Robby keeps him close and keeps humming to let Dennis know where he is because the poor boy refuses to open his eyes. Robby holding hard onto Dennisβs hips as he gets real deep inside him. Dennisβs eyes widening fast at the feeling because god itβs been so long since heβs done this. Itβs so much and so good and he lets out a devastating whine before he spills all over himself.
The shame comes fast and he shutters but before he can really start to panic because he lasted a whole what? 5 minutes? Robbyβs groaning. Looking down at the mess and just comes instantly because well fuck, Dennis just looks so pretty. Just like that sweetheart. So good.
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Rhaenyra and Daemon walking down the hallways and him cleaning up her way and killing everyone is such a mood. Keep telling me heβs a red flag but I see nothing more than a big green flag in him.
Also him being such a crazy ass dude with his dragon and scaring everyone just by his presence is just a Targaryen thing. No wonder Aerion is crazy af. Daemon is his ancestor!
Literally everyone is against Daemon but he doesnβt give a damn because heβs Daemon!
Alsoooo I cried with Rhaenyraβ¦ Girl was so young when she had Jace and now heβs goneβ¦ My baby girl doesnβt deserve that. She is such a beautiful queen (tanx Emma DβArcy for that beauty)
And at last, the way they talk in High Valyrian to each other, her taking his hand before entering the hall, and smiling only to him is just so beautiful. Love shouldnβt just be words, it should be actions you do for one another and they show it.
Just know that some of these opinions were formed in the first 48 hours of haivng seem the movie in cinemas and the others were formed whilst refreshing my memory on the movie about 2 and a half weeks later because I got seriously ill.
Thoughts in order from the movie
It's long so bare with me
Seeing Neteyam again was nice, I missed him tbh
I'm sorry but where was the devils vortext this entire time??? I'm pretty sure when Tsireya showed them the spirit tree in atwowo that was not waht it fucking looked like, hella cool though
Spider and kiri were so obvious in the entire movie like c'mon man
Kiri pulling of Spiders mask had me freaking out like EXCUSE ME
Sorry but what the hell was jake thinking bringing all of those guns back to camp. I mean sure we don't want the RDA to get them again I guess, but...don't do that dude. You the left the Omatikaya who you rallied into an army for the saftey of the Metkayina and now you're bringing them guns too? I stand by the fact that going to Metkayina actually did nothing for the Sully's expect spread the war across Pandora.
LO'AK FIXING NEYTIRI'S BOW WAS THE CUTEST AND SWEETEST THING IN THE WORLD HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED.
Ngl I'm pretty sure quaritch was lost way before he met Varang or any of the Mangkwan...he was just hell bent on Jake, and as many problems as Jake caused I honestly don't think the RDA need him that badly. Sure it was good press when they caught him but I don't think he was as high on the prioity list aas he seemed
Jakes comments when he was fiddling with that explosive arrows were a low blow, he's hurt and he greives differently I get it but those comments were targets and false actually. Because he did bring a fucking prayer to a fight. He did it in the very first movie.
Neytiri was having such a hard time adjusting to being in a new place where she clearly didn't belong and now her son is dead, she really had no time to adjust at all to anything
I fucking love Payakan so much and the fact that James has said he wasn't supposed to be a big character is insane to me
SPIDERS MASK LOSING POWER IN THE NIGHT WAS NUTS. AND NEYTIRI JUST STANDING THERE. I KNEW SHE HID THE MASK FROM THE START THAT IS EVIL. And Jake clearly kniwing, giving her a look. But not...saying anything important or chastising? Like...how the fuck? I hated watching his little body seize like that...it was Jake in A1 all over agian.
Am I the only one who watched Spider just kinda plainly say "I'm ok" as him being like. "Sorry that's my fault please don't worry about me or percive me too much" Idk as someone who never really wanted to be percived because often my discomfort or hurt was "inconvinent" I really recognise what he was doing. He wasn't saying "I"m ok" because he was good he was trying to get them to stop worrying as quickly as possible.
The market scene with the wind trafers was actually so amazing, it's one of those little scenes that doesn't really hold any significance but it's part of the wider world building and character bonding and I just really like it. Watching Lo'ak follow Tsireya around to see all the things she wanted and Spider being silly. It's really cool and sweet
Jake deciding, almost on the spot to send Spider away the day the wind traders had come (or maybe even asking Tonowari about it days prior and setting something up then) is disgusting to me. Especially when he says that "this not a democracy, not a family" even as his kids beg and plead with him
The switch from "Jake" to "Mister Sully" actually broke me heart. What do you mean the boy who grew up with your family, who was raised (hardly) beside your kids and has form strong bonds with them is using formal terms with you as he begs. What the fuck is wrong with you Jake.
It is so clear from the get go how bad Jake is at being a dad and I won't make any excues. SO many adults say things like "well there isn't a hand book" "no one taught me how to be a parent" is so bullshit. All you have to do to be a good parent is to be a good person. First and foremost. Treat your kids like people no matter how young, because Tuk is 7 and clearly knows exactly what is going on. I hate how bad of a parent he is and he just got worse and worse. He was not made for having kids at all.
The windtrafers were the coolest ever, like are you kidding me? SKY PIRATES?!?! THEY ARE SO COOL
Jake is so fucing hard on Lo'ak. He's just downright rude, in the same way authortraian firgues uses respect as a measure of humanity. It's digusting. Jake. That is your son. Treat him like one, not like a solider
Ngl I kinda didn't just expect the Mangkwan to just show up like that...so they're just the Genocide Squad of pandora??? I didn't like that at all
Leaving Spider, Tuk and Kiri alone wasn't the worst move ever but sometimes I wish Lo'ak did listen. Jake is a bad dad but he seems to have been a good marine but...ugh whatever I can't even fault him he's trying his best.
Lo'ak's ikran dying was not what I thought was going to happen and to be honest I was so shocked it happened so easily and freely... like the fuck it's just gone
Spider shooting, not only once but twice at a mangkwan was actually nuts, there also ain't no way he tried to stab him too. THAT DUDE WAS THREE TIMES HIS SIZE AND HIS KNIFE IS FUCKING TINY THERE IS NO WAY HE WAS REALLY GOING TO FIGHT THAT DUDE. The lengths Spider has gone to in an attempt to keep people safe is admirable, he deserves so much better.
The fucking kamikaze Mangwkan rider was fucking nuts. What do you mean you are the fire?!!? DUDE!?!?
Neytiri is badass. That is MOTHER
Let me get this straight. Neytiri can get an arrow in a pretty signficant part of her body that has the potential to bleed a lot, and fall THOUDANDS OF FEET ONTO THE GROUND and she survives, but Tsu'tey doesn't? Idk man I'm just saying, she's got plot armour right now
I don't know why but I genuinely didn't think that cutting of the Kuru would straight up just kill a Na'vi. I thought they would just be really in pain for a while and then they would get depressed from being cut of from their world. Which is arguably worst but still, I did not think that's what would happen.
The way the camera stayed unfocused when Lo'ak killed one of his own people for the first time was a really cool effect. Varang then cutting the bullet out of them was fucking nuts
I love that everyone is trying to make sure Tuk is ok, making sure she's focusing on them or things that are stable. Helping her stay above water, holding her. It's all so sweet to see them caring about her
Quaritch really just will not leave Jake's ass alone (I don't ship them BUT JUST KISS ALREADY)
Spider really is just a barginging chip isn't he... wow
This whole movie was just a trauma show, like no one knows peace and no one make it out without at least one horrific injury.
Wathcing Kiri geet desperate like that is actually heartbreaking to the point where my neurodivergent ass couldn't deal with that. I mean I feel for you girl I get it but oh my god (but I guess that's props to Sigourney)
I wonder if Spider was concious whilst he was slowly running out of air in this moment or if the seven mintues without oxegen process has started. Yk how when you're bascially dead you still have 7 mintues before you're dead dead? Yeah I wonder if he knew about anything in these moments.
THE SCENE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! IT WAS AMAZING SEEING SPIDER BREATH WITHOUT HIS MASK, SEEING IT FOR REAL I WAS SO EXCITED and slightly traumatised.
I love how I'm pretty sure he full on tried to bite Varang. Like sir please be serious right now lmfao
I was kind of surprised when I saw what Varang was like up close, they'd only shown her badass moment in the clips. I was really not expecting her to get afraid the way she did so often. I'm not critiqing her character or her actor I"m just saying that she felt a bit pathetic at times, which in hindsight after seeing the whole movie makes sense but I guess I just wasn't expecting it.
The jump cut to Quaritch showing her how to use the gun was stupidly funny.
Seeing Neytiri the way she was back at high camp actually broke my heart. Tarsem was so caring and Mo'at was right there for her daughter too. UGH MY HEART
I'm sorry but what was the purpose of getting Jake and Quaritch lie face to face so fucking close together? Like were you just trying to bait the toxic yaoi shippers james? You basically handded it to them on a silver platter
SO are we just not really going to adress all the things the kuru can do suddenly? I mean since when did it have enough muscle to move of will???
Jake and Quaritch were literally like "I'm tired, you're tired. Let's kill each other tomorrow instead" LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
"This world goes much deep than you can imagine" is such a hard line from a man who really didn't end up respecting that depth
I'm sorry having all those files up on Spider was just so creepy. Quaritch's obsession with Jake is military, it's about revenge and pride and strategy. But with Spider? It's honestly down right disgusting, he lets them do whatever he wants with them and as soon as they fail he swoops in to "save the day" as if he's the better option. It's obsessive and it's near predatory and I am sickened by the actions Quairtch takes to attempt to eprswade Spider. The emotinal manipulation is thick and I'm so glad Spider didn't choke on it.
I kinda thought we already hashed out what Kiri was? In subtext...I don't know why this conversation need to be had.
No offense but Norm and Max have no say over whether Kiri gets to connect to Ewya or not. Again their understand of her issues come from a mix of human science and pandoran botany, which isn't enough.
Jake flips back and forth a lot about how he feels about Spider. First he saves him when he suffocates in his sleep and then he sends him away, when they rescue the kids he tells Quaritch that he's an amazing kid and defends him when Neytiri says they should just kill him outright, but then he's completely incompassionate to Spider for bascially the rest of the movie and then tries TO KILL HIM. Jake explain yourself right now
Neytiri threatening Ronal was out of line, I don't care how hurt or frustrated she was in her recovery you cannot threaten a pregnant woman like that (or any one for that matter) let alone the Tsahik who is helping to heal those wounds. That was such an unjustified blow even if the two of them ahve barely been civil in the past.
Sending Paykan away was evil to me specifically (and loak)
Jake and Lo'aks fight should have been more explosive in my opinion and I can't believe Jake said what he did, you cannot blame him for that! YOu can't place that entire burden on Lo'ak! And then go off to drink?? What the fuck?
I'm glad we acknowledge that fact that Neytiri fell in love and had kids with someone who used to be human even if Jake is na'vi now but the fact that she admited she was actually ashamed because they are mix was not was I was expecting at all. What do you mean Neytiri??? God that was brushed over a little too quickly for my liking (btw jake that hug was an awful apology)
Lo'ak trying to kill himself was not on my bucket list but god fucking damn it was not a compelling scene. I feel like there are people there that might see this is a stupid or used for dramatic affect but when I tell you that it doesn't take much for people who are already low to jump to drastic conclusions being told that your worst fears are true that your dad blames you for your brothers death, yeah I'd probably shoot myself too. God I cried so hard. Especially when Tsireya and Kiri came to find him at the very end. I need to know how they knew.
Oh Spider bonding with and Ilu (and subsequently Kiri) was just too cute. Strange scene to cut to right after Lo'ak if imma be honestly but I'm not complaing that much
That whole scene with Varang and Quaritch in the middle of the mangkwan village was just...I've already spoken about it, it's just insane. BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING A FUCKING DRUG TRIP?!?!!? THAT WAS SO WEIRD TO WATCH. I was sitting next an old couple the whole time and I'm just like...oh jesus.
I wish we got to see more about Ao'nung's, Tsireya and Spider's tattoos. You get those after something important, so why was there no context? No montage or story? Just nothing at all
LO'AK GIVING NEYTIRI BACK HER BOW WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO FLEETING, WHY WAS IT SLOW QUICK?!?!?
Ngl when Neytiri shows Jake her repaired bow I though he was going to throw it or smash it, I'm not kidding I was so unsure and untrusting of Jake holding something so precious.
Lo'ak is going through it, and he's really going through it alone huh...
THE KISS, OH MY FUCKING GOD THE KISS?!!?!? ARE YOU KIIDING ME. I JUST ABOUT FUCKING DIED WHEN THEY KISS. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD A CANON ACCEPTANCE OF MY SHIP I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST COUPLE I SHIPPED THAT WAS CANON AND NOW YO'URE TELLING ME WE HABE CONTENT?!?!
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Y'all. The Odyssey was low-key ass. Damn. Save your money, rewatch O Brother Where Art Thou or listen to Epic the Musical. Two pieces of media from the same source material which tell a more cohesive story and you'll have more fun. The goddamn Backyardigans did it better than this.
Let me preface by saying I had pretty much no expectations going into this movie. I like Nolan's films and just guessed I would probably enjoy this one. I think I saw maybe one trailer for The Odyssey so I mean I seriously had no expectations outside of "oh, I love The Odyssey and most iterations of it I've seen."
We literally almost left in the first 45 minutes-1 hr. The editing between current events and flashbacks (which comprises the first section of the film) was noooot giving and it was done in such a way that it kept interrupting the flow of the story and some of the scenes, which are dialogue heavy as it is. And dialogue heavy things don't usually bother me, but the sound mixing on this movie is almost fucking unbearable. There are scenes where we're supposed to experience/hear the sound as though through a character's perspective; For example when the soldiers must stop their ears to avoid the Sirens. I think that would have been a really interesting idea if it were implemented well. However, the baseline audio mixing was so off that parts of the dialogue were garbled and indecipherable, and if I didn't already know the story of The Odyssey I think it would have been worse.
The pacing leaves much to be desired for me, the gods Nolan chose to show and not show isn't sitting right with me and I can't quite pinpoint exactly why, and some of the changes to the story actually left me feeling like it was just some fascist fanboy shit. Girl, what do you mean "our civilization will rise again" so long as your people go back to, what, respecting the laws of the gods, which was high-key pretty Jesus-y in this flick??? It doesn't help that there was a US Army recruitment advertisement DIRECTLY before the movie got started π«€
Why are the only gods we physically see interact with Odysseus the women? Why are Poseidon and Zeus so obviously absent from this movie? I get he was going for a "we killed the gods and so they're absent" but if you're going to commit to that line of thinking, fucking commit??? I understand there's a pantheon and it's got a hierarchy to it, but Calypso and Athena ARE gods and it seems mad fucking weird to put them so deeply within the physical of this film while leaving out the other interactions between Odysseus and the gods. Are the women gods supposed to represent the Earth in this adaptation? I guess I could see that paralleled with Penelope having to sit on the throne for 20 years while Odysseus was gone. But if that's the intention, I think it's a pretty messy implementation and adds even more to my "why does this low-key give white nationalist fanboy shit" feelings. Odysseus comes back to Ithica, beats ass, then dips, leaving his only begotten son to rule. If this read of the story is the intention, are we meant to think that when the male gods come back they'll rescue our poor, pitiful society that the women have let fall to disrepair because the men were gone to war and society wouldn't let them properly rule in their place? Just gets messy and convoluted.
There were some parts of this movie that I really liked. Stabbing Polyphemus's eyeβ pretty cool. I saw that article talking about Nolan being unable to work in the "nobody" joke. The reason he couldn't work the nobody joke in is because the rest of the world outside feels pretty empty. No island of Cyclopses, a cyclopse.
Sorry sorry, this is supposed to be the part where I talk about what I liked. Pretty much everyone's acting was great. Looooved to see Robert Pattinson have fun being an unhinged, entitled, cowardly piece of shit. Loooove to see Elliott Page no matter what (he did great in this, too)β the Hades scene with him was really cool and actually one of my favourite sequences of the whole movie. The multi-limbed monster in the narrow passage to the underworld Hades was gross and pretty cool looking (and that's not a typo. They call the underworld "Hades"). There's a scene where Circe is transforming Odysseus's men into pigs which looked grosssss and leaned a little camp. Loved the effects for that scene. I have some.... concerns. about the progression of that scene. Low-key giving "not all men" when we very clearly see later on in the film that it was, in fact, all his men. I guess that's another point in "Odysseus's denial about the true nature of man" thing. (Actually, that's something I want to think about more deeply π€ damn, I love movie analysis. Anyway.) No complaints about Zendaya or Tom Holland'a acting, of course. I think the script was kind of weak and they did the best they could. I loved Anne Hathaway's "lock the doors and burn them all" moment. I love Penelope, my queen. And Mia Goth! What are you doing here!! (affectionate)
I think I have a lot more to say but I want to percolate on the movie a little more and tease out some of the themes. We just got out of the showing at like 3 and I've been trying to collect and type my thoughts for the last hour and a half before I go look for video essays and other reviews. I'm wondering if maybe I'm too familiar with the source material. I also keep having to remind myself that we're in the middle of a literacy crisis. It's totally possible that I just need to take a little more time, take a step back, and see what I can tease out of this piece of media. Maybe my opinion won't be as harsh after some more time and thought, but these are just my initial thoughts.
I'm curious what others think. Please be nice if you comment/reblog. I love to see folks discuss themes and characters, things they liked and what they thought could have been improved π₯°