Imagining during their first time, Robby keeps him close and keeps humming to let Dennis know where he is because the poor boy refuses to open his eyes. Robby holding hard onto Dennis’s hips as he gets real deep inside him. Dennis’s eyes widening fast at the feeling because god it’s been so long since he’s done this. It’s so much and so good and he lets out a devastating whine before he spills all over himself.
The shame comes fast and he shutters but before he can really start to panic because he lasted a whole what? 5 minutes? Robby’s groaning. Looking down at the mess and just comes instantly because well fuck, Dennis just looks so pretty. Just like that sweetheart. So good.
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Just know that some of these opinions were formed in the first 48 hours of haivng seem the movie in cinemas and the others were formed whilst refreshing my memory on the movie about 2 and a half weeks later because I got seriously ill.
Thoughts in order from the movie
It's long so bare with me
Seeing Neteyam again was nice, I missed him tbh
I'm sorry but where was the devils vortext this entire time??? I'm pretty sure when Tsireya showed them the spirit tree in atwowo that was not waht it fucking looked like, hella cool though
Spider and kiri were so obvious in the entire movie like c'mon man
Kiri pulling of Spiders mask had me freaking out like EXCUSE ME
Sorry but what the hell was jake thinking bringing all of those guns back to camp. I mean sure we don't want the RDA to get them again I guess, but...don't do that dude. You the left the Omatikaya who you rallied into an army for the saftey of the Metkayina and now you're bringing them guns too? I stand by the fact that going to Metkayina actually did nothing for the Sully's expect spread the war across Pandora.
LO'AK FIXING NEYTIRI'S BOW WAS THE CUTEST AND SWEETEST THING IN THE WORLD HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED.
Ngl I'm pretty sure quaritch was lost way before he met Varang or any of the Mangkwan...he was just hell bent on Jake, and as many problems as Jake caused I honestly don't think the RDA need him that badly. Sure it was good press when they caught him but I don't think he was as high on the prioity list aas he seemed
Jakes comments when he was fiddling with that explosive arrows were a low blow, he's hurt and he greives differently I get it but those comments were targets and false actually. Because he did bring a fucking prayer to a fight. He did it in the very first movie.
Neytiri was having such a hard time adjusting to being in a new place where she clearly didn't belong and now her son is dead, she really had no time to adjust at all to anything
I fucking love Payakan so much and the fact that James has said he wasn't supposed to be a big character is insane to me
SPIDERS MASK LOSING POWER IN THE NIGHT WAS NUTS. AND NEYTIRI JUST STANDING THERE. I KNEW SHE HID THE MASK FROM THE START THAT IS EVIL. And Jake clearly kniwing, giving her a look. But not...saying anything important or chastising? Like...how the fuck? I hated watching his little body seize like that...it was Jake in A1 all over agian.
Am I the only one who watched Spider just kinda plainly say "I'm ok" as him being like. "Sorry that's my fault please don't worry about me or percive me too much" Idk as someone who never really wanted to be percived because often my discomfort or hurt was "inconvinent" I really recognise what he was doing. He wasn't saying "I"m ok" because he was good he was trying to get them to stop worrying as quickly as possible.
The market scene with the wind trafers was actually so amazing, it's one of those little scenes that doesn't really hold any significance but it's part of the wider world building and character bonding and I just really like it. Watching Lo'ak follow Tsireya around to see all the things she wanted and Spider being silly. It's really cool and sweet
Jake deciding, almost on the spot to send Spider away the day the wind traders had come (or maybe even asking Tonowari about it days prior and setting something up then) is disgusting to me. Especially when he says that "this not a democracy, not a family" even as his kids beg and plead with him
The switch from "Jake" to "Mister Sully" actually broke me heart. What do you mean the boy who grew up with your family, who was raised (hardly) beside your kids and has form strong bonds with them is using formal terms with you as he begs. What the fuck is wrong with you Jake.
It is so clear from the get go how bad Jake is at being a dad and I won't make any excues. SO many adults say things like "well there isn't a hand book" "no one taught me how to be a parent" is so bullshit. All you have to do to be a good parent is to be a good person. First and foremost. Treat your kids like people no matter how young, because Tuk is 7 and clearly knows exactly what is going on. I hate how bad of a parent he is and he just got worse and worse. He was not made for having kids at all.
The windtrafers were the coolest ever, like are you kidding me? SKY PIRATES?!?! THEY ARE SO COOL
Jake is so fucing hard on Lo'ak. He's just downright rude, in the same way authortraian firgues uses respect as a measure of humanity. It's digusting. Jake. That is your son. Treat him like one, not like a solider
Ngl I kinda didn't just expect the Mangkwan to just show up like that...so they're just the Genocide Squad of pandora??? I didn't like that at all
Leaving Spider, Tuk and Kiri alone wasn't the worst move ever but sometimes I wish Lo'ak did listen. Jake is a bad dad but he seems to have been a good marine but...ugh whatever I can't even fault him he's trying his best.
Lo'ak's ikran dying was not what I thought was going to happen and to be honest I was so shocked it happened so easily and freely... like the fuck it's just gone
Spider shooting, not only once but twice at a mangkwan was actually nuts, there also ain't no way he tried to stab him too. THAT DUDE WAS THREE TIMES HIS SIZE AND HIS KNIFE IS FUCKING TINY THERE IS NO WAY HE WAS REALLY GOING TO FIGHT THAT DUDE. The lengths Spider has gone to in an attempt to keep people safe is admirable, he deserves so much better.
The fucking kamikaze Mangwkan rider was fucking nuts. What do you mean you are the fire?!!? DUDE!?!?
Neytiri is badass. That is MOTHER
Let me get this straight. Neytiri can get an arrow in a pretty signficant part of her body that has the potential to bleed a lot, and fall THOUDANDS OF FEET ONTO THE GROUND and she survives, but Tsu'tey doesn't? Idk man I'm just saying, she's got plot armour right now
I don't know why but I genuinely didn't think that cutting of the Kuru would straight up just kill a Na'vi. I thought they would just be really in pain for a while and then they would get depressed from being cut of from their world. Which is arguably worst but still, I did not think that's what would happen.
The way the camera stayed unfocused when Lo'ak killed one of his own people for the first time was a really cool effect. Varang then cutting the bullet out of them was fucking nuts
I love that everyone is trying to make sure Tuk is ok, making sure she's focusing on them or things that are stable. Helping her stay above water, holding her. It's all so sweet to see them caring about her
Quaritch really just will not leave Jake's ass alone (I don't ship them BUT JUST KISS ALREADY)
Spider really is just a barginging chip isn't he... wow
This whole movie was just a trauma show, like no one knows peace and no one make it out without at least one horrific injury.
Wathcing Kiri geet desperate like that is actually heartbreaking to the point where my neurodivergent ass couldn't deal with that. I mean I feel for you girl I get it but oh my god (but I guess that's props to Sigourney)
I wonder if Spider was concious whilst he was slowly running out of air in this moment or if the seven mintues without oxegen process has started. Yk how when you're bascially dead you still have 7 mintues before you're dead dead? Yeah I wonder if he knew about anything in these moments.
THE SCENE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! IT WAS AMAZING SEEING SPIDER BREATH WITHOUT HIS MASK, SEEING IT FOR REAL I WAS SO EXCITED and slightly traumatised.
I love how I'm pretty sure he full on tried to bite Varang. Like sir please be serious right now lmfao
I was kind of surprised when I saw what Varang was like up close, they'd only shown her badass moment in the clips. I was really not expecting her to get afraid the way she did so often. I'm not critiqing her character or her actor I"m just saying that she felt a bit pathetic at times, which in hindsight after seeing the whole movie makes sense but I guess I just wasn't expecting it.
The jump cut to Quaritch showing her how to use the gun was stupidly funny.
Seeing Neytiri the way she was back at high camp actually broke my heart. Tarsem was so caring and Mo'at was right there for her daughter too. UGH MY HEART
I'm sorry but what was the purpose of getting Jake and Quaritch lie face to face so fucking close together? Like were you just trying to bait the toxic yaoi shippers james? You basically handded it to them on a silver platter
SO are we just not really going to adress all the things the kuru can do suddenly? I mean since when did it have enough muscle to move of will???
Jake and Quaritch were literally like "I'm tired, you're tired. Let's kill each other tomorrow instead" LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
"This world goes much deep than you can imagine" is such a hard line from a man who really didn't end up respecting that depth
I'm sorry having all those files up on Spider was just so creepy. Quaritch's obsession with Jake is military, it's about revenge and pride and strategy. But with Spider? It's honestly down right disgusting, he lets them do whatever he wants with them and as soon as they fail he swoops in to "save the day" as if he's the better option. It's obsessive and it's near predatory and I am sickened by the actions Quairtch takes to attempt to eprswade Spider. The emotinal manipulation is thick and I'm so glad Spider didn't choke on it.
I kinda thought we already hashed out what Kiri was? In subtext...I don't know why this conversation need to be had.
No offense but Norm and Max have no say over whether Kiri gets to connect to Ewya or not. Again their understand of her issues come from a mix of human science and pandoran botany, which isn't enough.
Jake flips back and forth a lot about how he feels about Spider. First he saves him when he suffocates in his sleep and then he sends him away, when they rescue the kids he tells Quaritch that he's an amazing kid and defends him when Neytiri says they should just kill him outright, but then he's completely incompassionate to Spider for bascially the rest of the movie and then tries TO KILL HIM. Jake explain yourself right now
Neytiri threatening Ronal was out of line, I don't care how hurt or frustrated she was in her recovery you cannot threaten a pregnant woman like that (or any one for that matter) let alone the Tsahik who is helping to heal those wounds. That was such an unjustified blow even if the two of them ahve barely been civil in the past.
Sending Paykan away was evil to me specifically (and loak)
Jake and Lo'aks fight should have been more explosive in my opinion and I can't believe Jake said what he did, you cannot blame him for that! YOu can't place that entire burden on Lo'ak! And then go off to drink?? What the fuck?
I'm glad we acknowledge that fact that Neytiri fell in love and had kids with someone who used to be human even if Jake is na'vi now but the fact that she admited she was actually ashamed because they are mix was not was I was expecting at all. What do you mean Neytiri??? God that was brushed over a little too quickly for my liking (btw jake that hug was an awful apology)
Lo'ak trying to kill himself was not on my bucket list but god fucking damn it was not a compelling scene. I feel like there are people there that might see this is a stupid or used for dramatic affect but when I tell you that it doesn't take much for people who are already low to jump to drastic conclusions being told that your worst fears are true that your dad blames you for your brothers death, yeah I'd probably shoot myself too. God I cried so hard. Especially when Tsireya and Kiri came to find him at the very end. I need to know how they knew.
Oh Spider bonding with and Ilu (and subsequently Kiri) was just too cute. Strange scene to cut to right after Lo'ak if imma be honestly but I'm not complaing that much
That whole scene with Varang and Quaritch in the middle of the mangkwan village was just...I've already spoken about it, it's just insane. BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING A FUCKING DRUG TRIP?!?!!? THAT WAS SO WEIRD TO WATCH. I was sitting next an old couple the whole time and I'm just like...oh jesus.
I wish we got to see more about Ao'nung's, Tsireya and Spider's tattoos. You get those after something important, so why was there no context? No montage or story? Just nothing at all
LO'AK GIVING NEYTIRI BACK HER BOW WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO FLEETING, WHY WAS IT SLOW QUICK?!?!?
Ngl when Neytiri shows Jake her repaired bow I though he was going to throw it or smash it, I'm not kidding I was so unsure and untrusting of Jake holding something so precious.
Lo'ak is going through it, and he's really going through it alone huh...
THE KISS, OH MY FUCKING GOD THE KISS?!!?!? ARE YOU KIIDING ME. I JUST ABOUT FUCKING DIED WHEN THEY KISS. IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD A CANON ACCEPTANCE OF MY SHIP I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST COUPLE I SHIPPED THAT WAS CANON AND NOW YO'URE TELLING ME WE HABE CONTENT?!?!
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silence green gaster, green kris is speaking — or. well. not speaking. crawling. green kris is crawling.
oh. they're back to yellow now. i could've sworn their skin looked green before reclaiming the soul...
DESSRIEL CONFIRMED
toby used the how to draw dragons book to poke fun at theorists again
(You and Noelle...) (... the book went shut.) — which could mean anything
SLEEPGY TORIEL! SO CUTE!
"joke marathon"... sure...
NEVERMIND, THE NEXT LINES MAKE THAT LAST COMMENT REALLY GROSS (Toriel wishing Kris joined)
"A shame Asriel could not be here to go with you" OH COME ON!
"Just a little while before we go to bring Asriel home" So you're saying there's a chance? 👀
ffsfsgh indeed, tem. ffsfsgh indeed.
TASQUE MANAGER IN A NUN HABIT. THE FANARTISTS WILL NEVER RECOVER.
Being given the choice between "Cure Poison" and "Raise Dead" is... ominous. Definitely isn't foreshadowing something terrible happening.
OH MY GOD CASTLETOWN ORGAN WITH ALL KINDS OF SOUND FONTS!
must... not... choose... duck outfit...
i. i went with the default outfit... either i'm terminally uncreative, or i just think susie is perfect the way she is.
"ha ha you eat food when you're hungry" — 10/10 joke, absolutely took me out and then made me a little sad
SUSIE SLEPT IN KRIS' BED?? Did Susie really sleep the night in castle town??? Poor thing, I suddenly feel very protective of her :(
THE MAKEUP SUSIE SPRITES. HELP.
(Is... this the way of the worm? To be totally caked up?) You're god damn right it is.
WHY DOES THE TRASHY TRIO HAVE THE FREEDOM MOTIF?? TOBY. WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU.
NOELLE IS IN THE PARTY. I REPEAT, NOELLE IS IN THE PARTY. (at least in the light world)
"krizzlers"? sans. if you weren't already dead, i'd kill you. (kidding. mostly.)
the fucking. the punch card. is the. it's the don't forget drawing. i'm gonna cry. ralsei is even on there. oh my god.
ough. noelle paying for the overpriced treat. susie promising to pay her back. ough.
"The ground is a Festival of water!" — which could mean anything.
BERDLY. Oh. He was. Immediately rejected.
Asgore got an action figure as a gift? Asgore and Alphys dynamic perhaps??
oh no. the resumption of the pizzapants catfishing subplot... i'm kinda glad pizzapants had a realistic reaction. that whole thing was fucked up.
OH FUCK HE DID IT. JOCKINGTON. HE GREW THE BEARD.
Who the hell is Douglas?
ALPHYS JUMPSCARE
Wait, Catti has a crush on Noelle? I mean, it makes sense, but... Aw man, now I feel bad for Catti. She didn't really hate Susie, she was just jealous.
undertale spider bake sale referenced by the poem? 👀
Carol is down south of town "investigating"? Hmm.
OH MY GOD DID THEY KILL ONIONSAN AND PUT HIM IN TAKOYAKI??? IS THAT WHY HE NEVER CAME BACK???
Aww, the Noelle and Susie sunset scene is really cute.
RUDY! NO! Please tell me that "fell down" just means he physically fell and just got injured, and not...
DARK WORLD ACHIEVED IN 2 HOURS
Oh huh, so Kris made the dark world this time, not Asgore as theorized. Interesting
HOLY ART STYLE SHIFT, WHAT???
"It's me, Flowery!" Toby is just fucking with us now.
No Noelle in the Dark World. At least, not yet. Sadge.
At least Asgore isn't sleeping through his dark world like Toriel.
I think I know what "what's the opposite of i miss tenna" means now. I get rancid vibes from Flowery.
Seems I'm not the only one. Ralsei fucking hates this dude, it's honestly hilarious.
HAT RALSEI IS BACK. Against his will. Take the damn hat off goat boy.
Oh thank god, you can turn off the voice clips. I mean, I won't, but it's nice to know I can.
Oh hey, another touhou style song pop-up!
Oh, the Floradinns are adorable. I see approximately 1 billion plushies of them in the near future.
Cowboy show? Oh no.. Could it be... "This guy's your best friend" OH FUCK IT IS! THE FRIEND INSIDE ME!
(Swishes my big fluffy $$$$-ing tail) Okay the Floradinns might be my favorite generic enemy in the whole game now.
OKAY I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY THAT FOX LAUGHED. WHAT WAS THAT. WAS THAT FRIEND'S LAUGH?
"FLOWERS are symbols of LOVE. Defeat the enemies in the manner befitting of a FLOWER." I do not like it whenever Toby puts LOVE in all caps. Makes me scared.
"Can you get me a hot gamer girlfriend?" "N-no..."
HOLY SHIT FLOWERY JUST FUCKING KILLED RALSEI
Do not like the way Flowery said "princesses" when addressing Susie, Kris, and (maybe) Ralsei. Again... Just rancid vibes from him.
Oh god dammit he's joining the party. Hopefully we can get rid of him soon.
Oh good, he almost immediately left.
Very big fan of how much Ralsei hates Flowery. Hater gang for life.
"Behold my Flower Cutter" ...surely that isn't a jojo part 2 reference... right? i'm definitely just imagining things...
Wait, what the hell happens if you turn off Ralseis in the config menu?
Oh no he's mute now!
Wait. Ralsei. Are you. About to break the fourth wall for Susie? Miss "I hate it when people don't tell me the whole deal" herself? This can only go well...
Oh. It went well. She already knew. From. Flowery? Okay? Why the hell does HE know?
"Ralsei... no hard feelings, eh?" (Meanwhile, Ralsei is glaring at him with such deep hatred that I'm honestly impressed)
Oho? Pink text? Feather? Very, very interesting...
OH FUCK THE CYAN AQUA FLOWER IS CHANNELING FLOWEY. Or maybe... Channeling Kris? She seems very Kris-coded in the fight, what with all the knives and the red heart shaped bow and the human obsession and their mimicry of Kris' actions...
OH GOD THE PATIENCE ATTACK FROM THE TRAILER!
Huh. So that feather wasn't the white pen of hope that everyone was theorizing it was.
OH FUCK WE DOIN PLATFORMING NOW??? AWESOME!
Wait — Asgore knows what a dark fountain is??
Asgore saying "Very, very interested" in regards to being asked if he wants to see a dark fountain is either the most overt Gaster foreshadowing ever, or Toby 100% fucking with us. No in between.
Wow... The horizon with the first glimpse of the dark fountain is gorgeous...
OH SHIT MODERN VERSION OF SUNSET OF SEVEN SUNS!
If this fuckass cowboy ends up being the secret boss I will scream.
I predict one gazillion Ralseth fics and fanarts in the near future.
Oh, cute cat lady shop keeper! At least, I'm assuming she's cute from her silhouette. And that she's a lady.
The Kawkaw are exceedingly adorable.
Wait, Seth has an "avian hero" they mention when their IQ is praised? I now also see one gazillion Serdly fics and fanarts in the near future.
Oh yeah, after seing Seth's fighting style? One gazillion Serdly fics and fanarts are all but confirmed.
"Ever since that fated day"... Is Flowery talking about the separation, divorce, or Dessappearance?
UNDERTALE KING ASGORE! UNDERTALE KING ASGORE ALERT!
Oh fuck, this talksprite is going to cause so many Asgore-Knighters.
Alright, back to the light world for now! Time to see if Rudy is actually dead, I suppose!
Ope, never mind. Back in the dark world again, just through a different door.
MOSS ACQUIRED. MOSS CONSUMED. CYCLE OF LIFE PERPETUATED.
WOOHOO!!! MORE MOSS!!!
Oh yeah. One unvigintillion Serdly fics and fanarts. Seth is obsessed, and if Berdly knew about it, they'd so try and get together.
TOBY FOX???
IS THAT YOU???
Oh fuck, Asgore's leitmotif is playing while he's talking about inflicting pain on a child (even if he doesn't know that yet).
OH FUCK, HE WANTS TO KILL US AND PARADE OUR CORPSE AROUND TOWN. JESUS.
So. Asgore Knight is nipped in the bud (heh, gardening pun). Good.
Okay, so it's now confirmed that a dark world was involved in the Dessappearance, Asgore was inside the dark world, and nobody believed him. I'm pretty sure that was already consensus, but it's now confirmed.
OH FUCK IT'S THE COWBOY! IT'S UNDERTALE YELLOW! EVERYBODY SCATTER!
absolutely incredible screenshot, no notes, 10/10
Yellow is incredible. When told he's a criminal, he goes "Okay! Yay! 💗" and then goes off to kill himself. It's hilarious. And deeply fucked up and sad. But mostly hilarious.
Oh man, that Floradinn is high as fuuuuck. You know the one.
ACE ATTORNEY MINIGAME OUT OF NOWHERE? Amazing, incredible, thank you Toby Fox, very cool.
Man, Yellow is taking every opportunity to try and punish himself. I wonder if that has anything to do with any divorced-dad-lightners I could Asgore I mean mention.
WOOHOO PINK EYED RALSEI IS BAaaaand he's gone.
"the end of the story... we have to avoid it, we have to" What is this, some kind of Gameoverse?
Aww man, the seven flowers won't be able to come to Castle Town? That sucks. I was hoping we might be able to bring Berdly to castle town at some point, and have him meet Seth. And Aqua is so sweet, in her own chaotic gremlin way.
"It's never "justice" to play with knives... Here... real "justice" is playing with guns." — Average American speaking with average Brit
Of course it would be Ralsei who asks about "smoked herbs." Doobie
Oh boy, conspiracy board time!! Oh. Nevermind.
Hang on, I just realized... Where's Orange?...Wait, Orange is bravery... Why do I have a feeling that Orange is locked up somewhere, and the ending of the dark would will involve either Asgore or the Fun Gang freeing Orange, which gives Asgore the courage to leave this fantasy world?
Oh. Literally two minutes later, there's an orange door, requiring an orange key, behind which is the first reveal of Orange. This Toby guy is pretty good at pacing, he should make a wildly successful indie game or something.
Green is nice. I like Green. Non-verbal and enjoys sharing food. Very sweet.
Ralsei, why do you have to be so patronizing? I know it's a character flaw of yours, but seriously, mouse costumes? Yikes.
Uh oh. Kris on their own... What're they gonna do? Think about Ralsei? Yeah, that tracks.
Ralsei praying to someone (the Angel? Gaster? Fate itself? Nobody in particular?), begging for mercy for his friends, and Susie in particular... Oh, he really do be cursed with knowledge.
Awh. Flowery and Ralsei, having a bit of a (one sided) heart to heart... Perhaps I judged you too harshly...
Ralsei revealing he has untapped power? Interesting...
Flowery referring to Ralsei as "princess", directly after revealing the he could pick up on desires that Ralsei hadn't intentionally shared? Oh, the transfem-Ralsei truthers will be ecstatic! ^-^
The Ralsei and Seth hangout is interesting. Seems like Ralsei dislikes Flowery for a lot of traits that they both have. Also, more Ralseth fuel to the Ralseth ship, next port a billion pieces of fanwork.
RALSEI HORSE! RALSEI HORSE IS BACK! REJOICE!
Hmm. I wonder if the divorce happened because Asgore got so obsessed with the Dessappearance case that he became an absent father and husband... He probably then way over-corrected, only changing his behavior when it became clear he was losing Toriel...
Uh oh. Please don't be a boss rush of all seven flowers... Please don't be a boss rush...
Seems like it'll be a boss rush... Oh well, that's a problem for later... I have BACKTRACKING TO DO! :D
I have a pretty solid feeling that the secret boss will require the P$10 purchase from that silhouetted catgirl(?)human shopkeeper I mentioned (much) earlier... I only have P$6 at the moment. Time for searching.
"It is Pride Month Toby, you know what that means..." "huh. what. do you want me to make. like. gayer STAR WALKER?" "Yes. Precisely."
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Were those young Noelle shaped bullet patterns?? That turned into titan spawn?? And laughed kinda like high pitched FRIEND???? ARE WE NOT GOING TO ELABORATE ON THAT????? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Okay... Cooled off a little... That might just be Aqua. I may be searching for evidence that doesn't exist.
HOLY JACKENSTEIN JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST
Wahey, found the tenth P$!
Oh huh, just checked the Powers menu to take a peek at everyone's class/description...
Kris - LV5 Dark Rose (Conveys departure.) Well that's... ominous.
Susie - LV5 Dark Vine (Assists in sealing the Fountain.) You're damn right she does, she's awesome!
Ralsei - LV5 Dark Vine (Watering their own thorns.) Hey, uh, Ralsei buddy? You good? You wanna talk about that? No? Okay...
Got the MysteryKey... "A pink key with an ectoplasmic aura. Maybe it's a family heirloom." Oh shit, is this Mad Mew Mew's!? Oh!! I bet it is! The buy message was "Enjoy! ENJOY! ENJOY!!!" (or similar, I'm not sure on the capitalization or punctuation, but I know it was "enjoy" repeated three times, each time getting more emphatic), very reminiscent of the Mad Mew Mew from Undertale. And her talk dialogue in the shop... "Leave it all behind." (Sell dialogue) and "A ribbon might be nice..." (Armor sell dialogue) and "Guess it's MINE now" (dialogue after selling her a RedRibbon) and "Where I came from, the colors were bleak. It was like looking at the world through a napkin. Here, the sunset shines from the back of your eyes, like the afterglow of a light you stared at too long. Hee hee..." and "Names, names names! That's what everyone always thinks about. But, what defines you is... well, it's your body, isn't it?" and "Listen, have you had ears before? Cute and fluffy ears? ...you should try it. Yes, you're nodding. Obviously you agree. Obviously." and "Up until now, I don't think I realized what loneliness was. Now, looking at the sunrise, I finally noticed it. That pang in my heart... I'm going to make friends here. I know it. Lots and lots of friends..."... Sorry, didn't mean to turn this into a dialogue dump, but... I was getting some vibes here earlier, but that all but confirms it.
Was the Angry Dummy/Mad Mew Mew Deltarune-equivalent Ghost Character (I don't know her name in Deltarune, or if she has a name yet ToT) in Flower King when the dark world was created???
Given the "family heirloom" mention in the item description, maybe the key won't be used in the dark world at all... Maybe it'll be used to let ourselves into the Ghost House in the light world. Which would be. kinda weird. but. maybe?
Alright. So, got the MysteryKey. Still no sign of a secret boss yet, which feels. wrong. Unless it is in fact related to the MysteryKey? Am I missing something? Also, I need to figure out where to "harvest the wheat"...
Oh. Found it. Turns out it was. right there. Man, this Toby guy seems to be pretty good at game design, huh?
Well, that was an. interesting? minigame. "Look at this cool bee I drew!" "...that's a dog tied to a balloon."
WOAH, NEW MUSIC FOR THE EGG ROOM! Not the Waltz of Seccom Masada. It's a gorgeous piano piece this time.
Interesting Egg Room. Much closer to chapters 1 and 2 than the mindfuckery of 3 and 4.
Well, with that, I suppose it's time to do what I suspect is going to be a boss rush. I hope I haven't locked myself out of the secret boss, if there even is one.
"If their weakness is being alone, I'll stand by their side!" Oh Seth... I love them so much.
Oh, this might not be a boss rush! It might be more of a mini/micro-boss-rush!
FLOWERY PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY MORE MISERABLE ABOUT CLOSING THIS DARK WORLD THAN I ALREADY DO! I DON'T WANT YOU ALL TO GO BACK TO BEING FLOWERS EITHER, BUT YOU'RE ALL TOO DELICATE TO TAKE TO CASTLE TOWN T~T
Oh. Oh damn. Close the Castle Town Fountain to preserve the Flower King fountain... It could never work, could it? Castle Town's fountain is pure... Everyone else would turn to stone... Right?
Oh. I don't like how Susie says that "we can't give up Castle Town, not for anything"... I mean, I love it for her character, and I love it in the story, but the part of me that is looking for foreshadowing is scared.
RALSEI PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DO NOT FOLLOW THAT UP WITH "IF I USE A SPELL I DON'T KNOW?"
Oh shit, Ralsei fire magic! Cool!
Ugh. Apparently I haven't recruited everyone. Even though the recruit page says I've recruited every enemy I've encountered... Is there an enemy I haven't encountered at all??
THE NETSKIE. HOW COULD I FORGET THE NETSKIE!?! HOW HAVE I NOT RECRUITED THEM YET??? That was it!! The last recruit! Huzzah!
Congratulations teacups, you are no longer the most FUCKING INFURIATING PRE-SECRET BOSS OVERWORLD DAMAGE DEALER WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE ORANGE FLOWERS!?!?
At least Faint Courage is a bop. I have a feeling that I'll be hearing it quite a bit over the next half hour or so. Let's see how many lives it takes...
Three. Three lives. Not three attempts. I died twice, got to the end on the third try.
WAIT. DID I NOT EVEN HAVE TO DO THE ORANGE FLOWERS??? THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT WAS DOWN THERE THE WHOLE TIME??? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DEATH PIT!!!
"Big Sis? What's her name? Marigold the Giant Rat?" Ralsei, what the hell? Why are you being so mean to Orange?? You've got a vein popping out!
I was right!!! The secret boss IS Mad Mew Mew! Or maybe just Mew Mew... I don't think the Mad Dummy is involved in any way, unfortunately.
NEVERMIND, THAT'S DEFINITELY MAD MEW MEW!!! YAY!!! At least, very similar personality. I hope the Lightner Mad Dummy/MewMew ghost got sucked into the dark world, and were actually fighting her. It would feel kinda cheap if we fought Mew Mew without the Lightner Ghost getting her development too.
PURPLE SOUL MODE!?!? HOLY SHIT, IT REALLY HAPPENED!!! AND A FREEDOM MOTIF!!!
THE CHECK DIALOGUE CONFIRMS IT, SHE'S THE LIGHTNER GHOST!!!
IT'S SO PEAK!!!
Holy shit she's absolutely bodying me. That attack with all the cat faces and hearts coming in from both sides is brutal!
Okay, I think playing this on a gamepad is fucking with me. Slowing my reaction time. Because Jesus, these attacks need crazy reaction time.
Keyboard helps. As does getting more familiar with the attacks.
OH MY GOD THE DATING HUD IS BACK!!!
waitwaitwait. that only got me 25% ON THE MERCY METER? OH MY GOD. I'M SO FUCKED.
OH CHRIST NEW ATTACK PATTERNS. OH NO.
Faint Courage is still a bop. Makes me less angry about dying.
Onto the main final boss!
Okay. Mad Mew Mew, you have defeated me. I'll make a backup save at your door and come back to retry your fight tomorrow. I want to at least finish the main chapter before I go to bed.
fym "your" recruits? Those are MY recruits!
WAIT. ORANGE SOUL MODE?? (UNSUNG) LYRICS FOR THE BOSS THEME?? PEAK. PEAK.
No Ralsei, I am not holding back, I'm just bad at the game. Please be patient with me :(
WHAT?? RALSEI WAS PUT IN JAIL??? HOW TF AM I GONNA HEAL NOW?? T°T
I would kill a man to get mid-battle checkpoints. This sucks. I've died like 7 times now.
I hate the attack where Flowery says "Jarona!", turns blue, and lunges at you. I can never get the timing right. Same with Seth's attack.
FINALLY
OH FUCK FLOWERY IS ABSORBING THE POWER OF THE OTHER SIX HUMAN SOULS DARKNER FLOWERS
Ooo, Asgore monologue!
Nice to hear an apology from him at least. Seems like he actually learned something from the dark world.
Oh god, saying goodbye to all the flowers is wrecking me... Aqua... She doesn't even understand what's happening...
Fountain sealed... Back to the real world...
OR NOT! SURPRISE KNIGHT ATTACK??
FLOWERY! NO!
Okay. Now back to the real world...
Where was I...? OH FUCK, RUDY! Is he still alive!? Or did he actually Fall Down fall down???
But before that — shelter code acquired! 0915199X. Aww, that's the Undertale anniversary. That's a cute reference.
Okay. Now. Is Rudy dead?
Oh cool, we're walking Susie home? Are we finally gonna learn where she lives?
Oh... Oh, does she... does she really live in Castle Town, then? Homeless Susie confirmed?
Oh! That was. Abrupt. End of chapter I guess!
The post credits scene of Susie prepping Castle Town was really sweet.
No release window for chapter 6 this time ._.
Guess we were pretty spoiled last time!
And a lingering question... Is Rudy actually fucking dead?!?
First impression: I liked it! There were so many fun moments (competitive crossword!!!). And at first the ending made me sad, but then seeing the last 8 min or so made me so happy. I'm a bit sad there wasn't another kiss, but also I get it. They're meant to be ace. You can have love without sex. Also omg they're married!!!
And it feels like a compromise between Aziraphale and Crowley to do what they did in the end. Also, time stopped. They could have spent another thousand years deciding what to ask God for. They could have spent a hundred thousand years there.
It reminded me of The Good Place (spoilers forthcoming! Watch out!)
Where at the end, people are just tired. And want another option. And also, this way Aziraphale and Crowley got to make it better for all the people they love. I think we also saw how angels and demons are all just trying to climb the ladder. It seemed they were ready to attempt a mutiny on Aziraphale. And Michael lost it with the book of life. There wasn't really a way to keep the old universe and avoid all the constant threats of war.
It reminds me of how Michael in the good place got to be human too. And how lovely for Crowley and Aziraphale! To never have to fall. Or agonize over lying to heaven. They just got to be human.
I really liked it. I feel like it makes sense and I totally get it. I am surprised that people are so upset (but also not). I do wish we got a whole season.
Also I love that Derek/Metatron encouraged Asa!!!! That was so sweet.
