"If you ask me, Michael was never the same after he gave up the Morris dancing to go and fight crime with that talking car of his."

“I’ve just returned home having been away somewhere where there’s absolutely no slang or beards. People around here seem relaxed and happy and I don’t like it at all. What is going on?”

NEED NEW RECIPES!!!

Repeat a hundred times a day

But losing weight seems so fkn difficult. I love chocolate and wine, and comfort food like home made pie. It's coming up to winter and nights spend watching movies and all of the above sound amazing. Plus I always feel way too stressed / tired / emotional / bored to make good choices. I know it's a cycle where bad food makes me feel shit and then obv I make bad food and exercise decisions. But still.. I actually love running and swimming too. It's just really difficult to get back into it when I feel so unfit. Someone please offer me some motivation?! Or words of advice? Has anyone tried to motivate themselves with non food rewards? If so how did that go? Thanks lovers x