For the shipping thing: Fili/Bilbo, please?
[SHAKES YOU AND SCREAMS AT YOU] YES OKAY YES OMG YES THE BABIES YES
Who was the one to propose:Ā fili - he had been wanting to, but didnāt know how or when, but one night it just felt right, so he asked. although bilbo was a bit surprised, he was quick to say yes.
Who stressed more over wedding planning:Ā bilbo, just coz heās naturally a worrywort, but fili has a very calming effect on him, so he ended up not stressing as much as he probably would have.
Who decorated the house: in my head they end up back in bag end, so bilbo
Who does the cooking: bilbo, but fili does the grocery shopping
Who is more organized: theyāre both quite neat and organized
Who initiates bedroom fun:Ā fili, and it throws bilbo for a loop, because heās never seen himself as desirable enough for someone to wantĀ to initiate things with him on impulse
Who suggested kids first: well, again, i donāt do mpreg, but if i did, it would probably have been fili
Whoās more dominant: bilbo, definitely bilbo, and filiās only too happy to obey
Whoās the cuddler: fili, coz he likes feeling like heās protecting bilbo
Whoās the big spoon/little spoon:.bilbo likes being filiās little spoon, coz fili is warm and fuzzy, like a furry blanket
Whatās their favorite non-sexual activity: bilbo reading out loud while fili listens
Who comes home drunk at 3am: bilbo, coz filiās not much of a drinker anyway
Who kills the spiders:Ā neither, they donāt like squishing things
Who falls asleep first: bilbo thinks itās fili, but itās really bilbo, coz fili doesnāt sleep until bilbo is asleep
A head canon: for their first meal together as spouses in bag end, bilbo surprised fili with his favorite mushroom dish, prepared from disā home recipe
Their relationship summed up in a gif: IT MEĀ or haha THIS ONE thanks dean
Do they have any āritualsā? sometimes bilbo will ask fili to strip slowly for him
Who is louder? fili, especially when heās the one being taken
Who is more experimental? theyāre both quite vanilla, and they like it that way
Who takes more risks? again, theyāre pretty equally vanilla
Do they fuck or make love? make love mostly, although fili still refuses to be blamed for that time they were doing it so hard in the dining area that bilbo nearly broke the window
Lights on or off? off, and when fili asked bilbo why, bilbo smiled affectionately at him and said ābecause you glow bright enough to shame fireā
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? fili
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? thorin
Who comes first? fili, because bilbo likes watching him when heās coming
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? filiās developed a fetish for bilboās prick in his mouth
Who is more submissive? definitely fili
Who usually initiates things? fili too
Who is more sensitive? still fili omg the little bae
Who has the most patience? fili, but only by the skin of his teeth
Which kinks do they share?Ā they enjoy dragging things out, like really taking their time. itās not much of a kink, but there you go
