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It’s weird to talk about body image because I’m an archaeologist. We have three forms: the tenured Hawaiian shirt with slacks, the scarecrow chic in three layers of flannel, and human shaped garbage bag via waterproofs. Who cares how I look, it’s gonna be covered in dirt in five seconds?
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@fieldnotesfromtheunderworld this was on the back of my notebook for a whole semester and a half. I joined a local gang anyway.
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New Doctor: before we get started, is a parent home?
Nurse offscreen: She’s 25??
Doctor: Oh shit. Sorry.
Later
Doctor: Now before I can prescribe this medication to you I need to know your plans about pregnancy because it can cause complications.
Me: Not a problem. I can’t get pregnant.
Doctor: But you said earlier that you’re not on birth control. How can you be 100% certain?
Me: I am a useless lesbian.
Nurse offscreen: [looses her shit and laughs uncontrollably]
Doctor: well, yeah, that would do it.
We have witnessed history
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Guess who just signed some ‘consent to publish’ papers? This gal! Hopefully you’ll be able to read my article about Rebecca Belmore soon.
I also had a hard family therapy session with my Dad this morning. It’s hard work but it’s good work.
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I was talking to my dad (through video chat) today and he told me he got an Alexa home. So naturally I told him about how when Adam and Alex brought theirs to the apartment we spent a good hour messing around saying shit like “That’s so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.”
And Alexa went ‘Okay’ and the first few bars of guitar echoed in the background of the call.
My dad looked so done. I was falling off my chair from hysterical laughter at the fact that I accidentally trolled my Dad from five states away.
Zinnia: I'm bisexual and confused.
Maman Brighid: About your sexuality?
Zinnia: No, not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
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I got a call from an old MTL friend inviting me to the Monday night virtual beading circle. It made me cry how this lovely woman still remembers me even after eight months of my being relocated. I’m so used to being forgotten when I leave.
I’m so happy to be remembered.
