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Take Some Advice Paesano

by FeelsForBreakfast (@rabbitcrimes)

M, 8k, Wangxian

Summary: Internationally-recognized musician Lan Wangji gets kidnapped by mafia kingpin Wei Wuxian. It’s all kind of a misunderstanding. Mojo's comments: ❗❗❗ Excerpt: “—KIDNAPPED HIM? WEN NING, HIRE! I said HIRE HIM! Just because we’re common CRIMINALS doesn’t mean we go around STRONGARMING people into CARS every time we WANT something from them!” “Jie…” entreats the large one, Wen Ning, presumably. “His schedule—“ “You didn’t even ASK me? There are ways of going about this! I can’t believe you, is he tied up? You didn’t leave him with Xue Yang did you? Oh you did! Of course you did.” “Mo Xuanyu is also—“ “That is not encouraging!” The door opens and two sets of footsteps enter the room.

pov lan wangji, modern setting, modern no powers, mob, mafia au, humor, mistaken identity, getting together, podfic available, mafia boss wei wuxian, musician lan wangji, thirst, kidnapping, incompetent minions, humor

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4: Recommend a fic that is over 50,000 words. What Lurks in the Dark by DragonflyonBreak.

This beast of a fic clocks in at 155,688 words and is worth the time to read every last one of them.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: Gen Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy Relationships: Luke Skywalker & Darth VaderLuke, Skywalker & Wedge Antilles Characters: Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader, Darth Vader, Wedge Antilles, Tycho Celchu, Original Characters, Rogue Squadron | Red Squadron Members (Star Wars), R2-D2 (Star Wars), Firmus Piett Additional Tags: Luke Skywalker Needs A Hug, Darth Vader & Luke Skywalker Bonding Time, Father-Son Relationship, Angst, Horror, Survival Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Psychological Horror, Drama, Slavery, Mentions of Slavery, Explicit Language, Divided Loyalties, Original Characters Being Jerks, Monsters, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-ESB, mentions of traumatic injuries, Parent Darth Vader, Good Parent Darth Vader, as much as being a good parent is possible for Vader, he struggles but he also tries, props for trying my dude, Blood and Gore, Blood and Injury, Explosions, Protective Darth Vader, BAMF Darth Vader, BAMF Luke Skywalker

A simple mission to check out an abandoned weapons factory turns into a dangerous fight for survival. Trust is broken, loyalties will be tested, and dark secrets are brought to light. Because sooner or later, the truth always comes out.

7: Recommend a fic that uses a trope you love.

This Tornado Loves You by FeelsForBreakfast

A one-shot featuring a secret identity!

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Relationship: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Additional Tags: Dark Rataouille show me the forbidden rat cultivation, learning ur whiny bottom boyfriend doms the undead, Yiling Laozu, Lan Wangji's Yiling Laozu kink, my Yiling Laozu kink, you will say 'yiling laozu hot' or your money back, Horror, modern cultivation au, Pizza Hut, Humor, Mistaken Identity, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magc, Podfic Available Hanguang-jun is dating a mild mannered, non-cultivator named Wei Wuxian. The Yiling Laozu rolls up to a nighthunt on a motorbike, no relation at all to the previous statement.

13: Recommend a fic that you've re-read multiple times.

God's Tears by Hayate This is a comic! It's beautifully drawn and written and I became a patron of Hayate to read it as it was coming out. Now it's on AO3 and free to read whenever! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Relationships: Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua, Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu. Shang Qinghua & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shang Qinghua, Mobei-junShen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, OFC, OMC Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Attempt at Humor, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Canon, Shang Qinghua Needs a Hug, and damn he gets one, Men Crying, I Made Myself Cry, and I made all of them cry as well, including Mobei Jun, You're Welcome, Fan Comics

Hi, anon! You're very welcome! Here's what I found you:

GOSSIP GIRL

don't you think that it's boring how people talk? by wildestdreams / @thelavendrhaze

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.

or a Gossip Girl AU where Louis is the king of the Upper East Side and Harry is the bad boy he loves to hate until a late-night limo ride changes everything.

Little Secrets by FeelsForBreakfast

The one where Harry is an idiot with a murky past and a crush, Zayn is a dancer who makes bad choices, Louis is a flawless queen bee with a secret, Niall has a crush on an impossible girl, and Liam falls for a stupid boy.

A little bit skins, a little bit gossip girl, and a whole lot of kissing.

VAMPIRE DIARIES

Into the Woods by LittleBubbleStyles

☾ It started when a 12 year old Harry Styles decided to explore the woods after hearing stories about what animals lurk in them.

When he wondered a little too far deep, he comes in the face of death when a black wolf with dark orange eyes snarls his teeth at the boy.

It was only a matter of time before a gray wolf with beautiful blue eyes came in to save the day. ☾

[The one where Harry is a human and falls in love with Louis, an alpha]

A Broke Movie Screen by sleepingalone

The boy with the curls bumped into Louis, head snapping up as he took a few steps back to regain his balance, eyes wild and surprised. Louis couldn’t help but notice the brilliant shade of green that they were, reminding him of natural, pretty, sceneric things. Things like trees and grass and rolling hills you only saw on TV, framed by fluttering lashes.

“S-sorry, didn’t see you there,” the boy mumbled, taking out an earphone as he registered Louis.

Louis didn’t reply, instead lost in his own thoughts, the majority of which were blood and green and wow his voice is really deep.

We believe you are looking for Strangeness and Charm by @drarrytrash (45k, E)

embroidered fic recs 6/?

an ode to a few of FeelsForBreakfast’s drarry fics

[useless technical shinfo: I used a back stitch for all of these, white cotton fabric, 3 shades of thread and four teeny weeny 4cm hoops]

So, to start at the beginning I will have to say that an embroidery for Open for Repairs was on the cards since I started embroidering fics. It’s literally the second one on the list I made when the idea came to me because it’s one of my absolute favourites and the actual crème de la crème when it comes to the Draco-in-the-Muggle-world. It’s intense in a gentle way and it deals with redemption without feeling heavy. It’s witty and funny, Draco is a delight in it and it just has it all.

Then Hurtfest came around and A Cold Spot in Hell happened and that did unspeakable things to me and my heart. Arson is sexy but prose that hurts that much yet somehow you still enjoy it is even sexier and really what else is there to say about this.

Then after that, someone here on tumblr recommended Like Holly or Blood and as soon as someone mentions boys in lipstick I come running. So... what is one meant to do? Might as well just embroider all your favourites from the same author instead of having to make a decision and hope that’s not like... a little obsessive? I threw Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell in there too because I love it, it’s got classic gryffindor/slytherin banter, it’s so much fun (and it keeps mentioning the golden trio threesome we all not so secretly desire) and four is a better number than three.

I decided if I did it these all small and minimalistic I could still maybe do a big piece for Open for Repairs or A Cold Spot in Hell at some point if I fancy it, so here we are. Dear @drarrytrash, here’s to you and your fucking excellent writing.