✵ “Guys, you're being cute and all but the barista is waiting for us to order while you're busy gazing into each other's souls, can we move it along?”

✵ “Aw, yours hands are cold. C'mon, put them in my pockets. Poor thing.”       “I hope your hands freeze off.”

✵ “Here comes another. Oh, careful! [wipes sauce from the other's mouth with a napkin and resumes taking turns feeding each other fries]”       “Great, I'll share with the crushing weight of being single.”

✵ (In the car): “Baby, your eyes look so good in this lighting.”       “Maybe if you complimented the GPS, you would listen to it more. This is the third turn we've missed.”

✵ “You go first. No, no, you go first. Aw, babe, you go–”       “Alright, I'm just gonna go first while you two continue trying to out-love each other.”

✵ “If I cut your pancakes and you cut mine, we can both have some from the other's...”       “You ordered the same thing!”

✵ “Let's take a picture! Come on, sit on my lap so we can all fit!”       “We could also just move the phone a bit- Oh, nevermind, you're already up there. Alright.”

✵ “We could all go on the trip together! We can just get a room for three to save money!”       “I assume I'll be on the kid sized pull out couch?”

✵ “We could watch a movie. Maybe something sweet, something romantic~”       “Horror. No, wait, you'll jump into each other's arms. Action.”

Why is BMBLB the ONLY relationship that matters to CRWBY? You've got plenty of others AND you can also use this opportunity to push other upcoming relationships!

Like, Renora doesn't get any love after becoming canon in V7.

Rosegarden and White Knight are set up to be endgame, believe me because I've got a sixth sense for shit like this that's more finely tuned than your dollar-store katana.

Nuts n Dolts, Arkos, Crosshares? Two of the three have dead characters and CRWBY still uses that opportunity to push them in Chibi!

Hell, what about Saph & Terra? Or Nolan and Scarlet? Actual, canon LGBTQ+ relationships that exist in RWBY, with the former having a baby on top of it!

But no. Let's all put all our attention on BMBLB, with the worst kiss scene in the series (of three, technically 4 if count RWBY/JLpt.2). Let's hype up this moment and completely forget the context that the kiss happened, or the bullshit that happened BEFORE that already makes this relationship iffy at best.

Because CRWBY clearly know what they're doing on Valentine's Day.

Today was the 15th of February.

That's what the smartphone said. However, the time of this place and that of Earth weren't the same, therefore this indicator was simply an 'error'. It was a coincidental date, with no meaning behind it.

Even then, what if there was some kind of a miracle and this date was indeed true?

Ellis (15th February)

Erica Reyes x Cora Hale

Nothing was nicer for Cora than hanging out with her girlfriend. Erica was so sweet and violent and quick and Cora loved it.

Headcanons under the cut.

On this day in 1986:

Amber Patrice Riley was born in Los Angeles, California.

Amber portrayed original New Directions member and eventual recording artist Mercedes Jones in all six seasons of Glee.