Nov 7, 2017
[School is doing their yearly school play, this year's is Beauty and the beast]
*during the 'Gaston song'*
Gaston's friend: nobody's legs are as THICC as Gaston's!
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[School is doing their yearly school play, this year's is Beauty and the beast]
*during the 'Gaston song'*
Gaston's friend: nobody's legs are as THICC as Gaston's!
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Só queria dizer que compreendo seu medo desesperador de amar e ser amado.
Funny Conversations I overhear #12
Paige: Oh I see my mummy's car! Bye bitches! *Gets up*
George: WHAT DID YOU DOO *points to desk*
*Desk has a massive pencil-etched swastika on it*
Paige: What?! I didn't do anything!
Harry (drummer): hey Arjun I have proof that God exists
Arjun (lead guitarist - we have two who alternate): oh really?
Harry: yeah well you know that 'God' is 'dog' backwards, right
Harry: well what is 'Jesus' backwards?
Arjun: ... 'Susej'
Harry: right. And dogs eats sausages* - it's too likely to not be true
Arjun: yup, physics is like that too.
* 'Susej' sounds like 'sausage'. Go ahead, say it out loud.
Employee #1: that's hilarious
Employee #2: you mean HAlarious
Employee #3: *sighs*
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Eu tenho medo do amor porque ele é imprevisível. Pode ser incrível, mas pode ser arrasador. Sempre fugi dele porque não achava que valia o risco. Aí eu te conheci e não tive mais medo. Mas você teve, e foi arrasador. Eu nunca entendi por que as pessoas se prestam a esse papel, mas agora entendo: algumas pessoas valem o risco. Eu só não valia pra você.
Eu não posso te obrigar a sentir Eu não posso te obrigar a tentar Eu não posso te obrigar a arriscar
Mas eu queria que você quisesse.
I never wanted to share my life with someone until I met you. It was scary and sweet at the same time. But I didn’t realize that it was dangerous too. And now I’m hurt in every single meaning of the word. And it’s not even your fault. I have no one to blame.